I believe this section of my profile is intended to be reserved for "quirky" or "unusual" facts about me which will leave you with the false belief that I am "cool" and therefore worthy of your time and attention.
Perhaps I am to exhibit strange behavioural traits many of which are supposed to be signs of being anti-social, a characteristic associated with being "deep and meaningful" or "unique". I may justify my behaviour with a philosophical standpoint which nobody (read: everyone except me) knows about or with an ideologically flawed religious viewpoint. Or maybe I'll just misdiagnose myself with a superficially socially acceptable disease (well I guess that rules out venereal diseases), but more commonly a disorder. (Cropolalia would be a good choice). I might showcase some of my skills, most or all of which will likely go as far as to break some ice at parties, but ultimately serve no beneficial purpose in society.
Then I go on to talk about my hobbies which will unquestionably contain the activities "anime", "being random", and other activities which should raise the eyebrows of my conservative-minded parents. Following this, I should spontaneously utter a word ("CHEESE!" is a common choice), phrase or animal sound (most commonly a cat) followed by an emoticon denoting extreme happiness such as "^__^". This is supposedly to back up my claims to being random.
Throughout my grammatically flawed self-centered tirade about myself, I should toss in a couple of foreign languages amongst my spelling errors and txt speak in order to show off my shallowly cosmopolitan self. Japanese is an ideal option in this case, given the context.
In actual fact, I'm just a high school kid going through a couple of rough exams. Go figure huh?