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Al: Brother! Oh brother, I'm so glad to see you, it's been so long! Are you okay?
Ed: Aaahhhh I can't breathe!!
Al: Hmm? But you've changed! You're taller now!
...*PAUSE*
Ed: You thought I'd still be a runt when I was 18 years old?!
*Ed knocks Al's head off*
Eckhart and company: OMGWTF?!