OH SWEET JEEBUZ NECROPOST!
(And I was wondering why I hadnt seen this post before. Usually anything with "Roy" and "Riza" in the title immediately registers on my radar...)
Alrite. Roy, Riza and kids. THIS is how it would go:
ROY: Honey, do you think that maybe its time that we thought about...
RIZA: NO. NO KIDS. You're getting snipped. NOW.
ROY: But really? What it we change our minds and someday...
RIZA: YOU CAN EITHER GO TO THE DOCTOR AND HAVE IT DONE THE RIGHT
WAY OR I CAN PERFORM SOME DO-IT-YOURSELF SURGERY, THE .45 CALIBER WAY.
(I'm having way too much fun amusing myself tonight. DAMN YOU INTERNET!)
FWIW, I'm sure Roy would want to name a son after Hughes.
Maes Mustang. Yeah. Something like that. (Subject to change, of course, since Riza would probably insist on keeping her OWN last name in marriage...)