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Sorry if someone posted this already but here [From Wikiquote]Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir
Edward: Uhm... There's something I need to ask you, Colonel. It's this ring...
Mustang: I'm sorry, but I cannot accept this from another man.
Edward: It's not for you, damn it!
Hughes: Oh, so you're giving it to a girl? Blossoming early, eh shrimp?
Edward: NO! that's not it! What I meant is, do you know anything about this ring?
Mustang: It looks like a old ring to me, is there something special?
Edward: Well, I thought you might know something, but never mind...
Hughes: Something's fishy here, and it ain't cod.
(After a few seconds...)
Hughes: Wait! You're not planning on wooing my daughter, are you?!!
Edward: Excuse me?
Hughes:...Roy, let's grill this shrimp up. I'll get the skewers...
Mustang:....And I'll provide the flames.
Al: How could you, Brother, wooing a girl in the age of two!
Edward: SHUT UP!!!
Edward: (walking in the desert) It's hotter than two chimeras mating in a boiler room..
Edward (after Al bumps into him): What's the matter Al--Did you forget how to walk in a straight line--Stop bumping into me!
Al: S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.
Ed (laughs): I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way--and she's just a girl!
(Hawkeye turns suddenly around to face Ed; gun pointed at his head)
Ed: Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh--wh-whoah! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in anyway, I swear! I just ment 'cause you're--
(Hawkeye fires three times; just above Ed's head. Al drops to the ground, covering his helmet with his arms in fear.)
Ed: Jeeze, don't you guys know how to come onto a scene--without *making* a scene? You're so attention starved!
Roy Mustang: Right... You knew I'd have to show my face sometime. So, how have things been going, Full Metal? Look's like this was a close call--guess that means you owe me one.
Ed: I don't owe you anything! These golems couldn't get a inch on--WWAAAHHHH!
(Roy snaps his fingers, making a bomb go off right behind Ed, sending him flying forward; killing the monsters, but made the corpses pile up on Ed in the process.}
Roy: Now, you owe me two.
Ed (as he struggles to get loose): Arghh!! If you're my backup--then back me up!!
Roy (laughs): That's funny. But, I'm not here for backup, Full Metal.
Roy: You fought bravely enough. Now, you can leave it in the hands of the state.FullMetal Achemist: Broken Angel
Voice over train speaker: We are the People's Eastern Revolution Front. We have assumed control of this train. I repeat, we are the--
Al: People's Eastern Revolution Front? Sounds like a bunch of names cut and pasted together.
Terrorist One: Alright you!--What the? Who are you freaks? You heard the announcement, didn't ya? This train is now under the control of the Eastern Liberation Federation!
Al: I guess they changed their name since the anmoucement.
Ed (sighing): I just can't take this anymore. Uh--Hey wait, weren't we just in a situation like this!?
Al: Yeah, we were.
Ed: Someone must have put a curse on us...
Terrorist Two: Hey, you in the armor and shorty! (Ed twitches angrily) Who gave you permission to chat!? Just shut up and fork over the valuables!
Terrorist One: This is perfect! Okay, you (to Armstrong)--take the goods from the muscle man in the armor, and get your butt over here, shorty!
Ed: (cringes as his eyes silt black; veins pulsing all over his face) Who are you calling shorty!?
Terrorist One: Heh--You, of course! Who the heck else is there? --You shorty!
Ed: ( He charges ragingly as he claps, transmuting his automail into a hammer) WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' TINIEST SHORTY!?! (--and slugs the first terrorist out of the train, sending him flying off into the distance)
Armstrong: Impressive, Edward Elric!
Genz Bresslau: I am Genz Bresslau, the "Armor-Piercing Alchemist," and the strongest in the military!
Al: Eep... But I've never heard of you.
Ed: And just WHO says you're the strongest in the military, anyway? Your mom doesn't count, you know.
Genz Bresslau: Wait... You guys can't be...? Yer not "Fullmetal Alchemist" Edward Elric, are you?
Al: Gosh, Brother, you're a celebrity!
Ed: What's it to you? Do you want me to sign your forehead or something?