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Quotes!, The funny/fav stuff they say (possible spoilers)!
DantElric
post Aug 21 2006, 09:46 PM
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this is funnier when you actually watch it. blink.gif

a question is thrown at the crimson alchemist during the south hq assault..
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!?!?
kimbley: perhaps you should ask him (referring to the Fuhrer

but the Fuhrer is actually Envy

Fuhrer/Envy: *--Like i'd know!!--*

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post Sep 25 2006, 10:31 AM
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I'm amusing myself by reading this topic. Darn, these are funny!

Couple of my favorites:

(2nd novel: Abducted Alchemist (Does this count? Naw, whatever))

*Roy talking to some ladies and shows Ed to mind his own business. Ed makes up very evil plan*
Ed (to Roy): Dad!
Roy: Dad? Dad!? I don't believe this.

Roy: Man, first time I see you in how long has it been, and you pull this idiotic stunt?
Ed: It has been a long time, and you wanted to wag me away with your finger? How rude!

Havoc: *walks in and sees punch of paper airplanes on the floor* Err... sir? What exactly are you doing?
Roy: I've been reading my letters of encouragement from Central Command. *picks up a new letter, reads it out aloud and makes paper airplane out of it*
Airplane: *when thrown* Fwip...
Havoc: So... Any insights from your experiments in paper aviation?
Roy: I've discovered a correlation between the rank of the writer and the aerodynamic qualities of finished plane. The higher the rank, the better they fly.
Havoc: You don't say. So, were I make a paper airplane out of one of your letters, Colonel, it would go about here? *points a spot in a middle of the room* And one of mine would land about... here?
Roy: No, I'm afraid your twisted sense of humor interfers with flight adjustments. You'd end up somewhere around here. *points towards wastebasket*

Fuery: Colonel, sir! It's your son! He's been kidnapped!

*Roy and his subordinates are 'talking' about Roy's 'son'*
Breda: Are you sure you don't have a kid?
Roy: Yes! No!
Fuery: No kid?
Roy: None! Not a one!
Falman: Not even a little one?
Roy: None at all!
Havoc: Colonel, Colonel. *claps Roy to the shoulder*
Roy: What?
Havoc: Be honest.

*dies* That is best one of the three novels! I love that! *dies again*


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post Sep 25 2006, 11:18 AM
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laugh.gif ROFL! Those are great!
Sorry if someone posted this already but here [From Wikiquote]

Fullmetal Alchemist 2: Curse of the Crimson Elixir

Edward: Uhm... There's something I need to ask you, Colonel. It's this ring...
Mustang: I'm sorry, but I cannot accept this from another man.
Edward: It's not for you, damn it!
Hughes: Oh, so you're giving it to a girl? Blossoming early, eh shrimp?
Edward: NO! that's not it! What I meant is, do you know anything about this ring?
Mustang: It looks like a old ring to me, is there something special?
Edward: Well, I thought you might know something, but never mind...
Hughes: Something's fishy here, and it ain't cod.

(After a few seconds...)

Hughes: Wait! You're not planning on wooing my daughter, are you?!!
Edward: Excuse me?
Hughes:...Roy, let's grill this shrimp up. I'll get the skewers...
Mustang:....And I'll provide the flames.
Al: How could you, Brother, wooing a girl in the age of two!
Edward: SHUT UP!!!



Edward: (walking in the desert) It's hotter than two chimeras mating in a boiler room..
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Edward (after Al bumps into him): What's the matter Al--Did you forget how to walk in a straight line--Stop bumping into me!
Al: S-sorry... th-these spooky places give me the creeps.
Ed (laughs): I can't believe you got the heebie-jeebies, Al! You're a big suit of armor! Look at the Lieutenant; walking all bravely up there, leadin' the way--and she's just a girl!
(Hawkeye turns suddenly around to face Ed; gun pointed at his head)

Ed: Ahh-Wha!! Wh-wh--wh-whoah! Put that down, Lieutenant! I didn't mean to insult you in anyway, I swear! I just ment 'cause you're--
(Hawkeye fires three times; just above Ed's head. Al drops to the ground, covering his helmet with his arms in fear.)

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Ed: Jeeze, don't you guys know how to come onto a scene--without *making* a scene? You're so attention starved!
Roy Mustang: Right... You knew I'd have to show my face sometime. So, how have things been going, Full Metal? Look's like this was a close call--guess that means you owe me one.
Ed: I don't owe you anything! These golems couldn't get a inch on--WWAAAHHHH!
(Roy snaps his fingers, making a bomb go off right behind Ed, sending him flying forward; killing the monsters, but made the corpses pile up on Ed in the process.}

Roy: Now, you owe me two.
Ed (as he struggles to get loose): Arghh!! If you're my backup--then back me up!!
Roy (laughs): That's funny. But, I'm not here for backup, Full Metal.
Ed: Erhh...Huh?
Roy: You fought bravely enough. Now, you can leave it in the hands of the state.

FullMetal Achemist: Broken Angel

Voice over train speaker: We are the People's Eastern Revolution Front. We have assumed control of this train. I repeat, we are the--
Al: People's Eastern Revolution Front? Sounds like a bunch of names cut and pasted together.
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Terrorist One: Alright you!--What the? Who are you freaks? You heard the announcement, didn't ya? This train is now under the control of the Eastern Liberation Federation!
Al: I guess they changed their name since the anmoucement.
Ed (sighing): I just can't take this anymore. Uh--Hey wait, weren't we just in a situation like this!?
Al: Yeah, we were.
Ed: Someone must have put a curse on us...
Terrorist Two: Hey, you in the armor and shorty! (Ed twitches angrily) Who gave you permission to chat!? Just shut up and fork over the valuables!
Terrorist One: This is perfect! Okay, you (to Armstrong)--take the goods from the muscle man in the armor, and get your butt over here, shorty!
Ed: (cringes as his eyes silt black; veins pulsing all over his face) Who are you calling shorty!?
Terrorist One: Heh--You, of course! Who the heck else is there? --You shorty!
Ed: ( He charges ragingly as he claps, transmuting his automail into a hammer) WHO ARE YOU CALLING THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS' TINIEST SHORTY!?! (--and slugs the first terrorist out of the train, sending him flying off into the distance)
Armstrong: Impressive, Edward Elric!
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Genz Bresslau: I am Genz Bresslau, the "Armor-Piercing Alchemist," and the strongest in the military!
Al: Eep... But I've never heard of you.
Ed: And just WHO says you're the strongest in the military, anyway? Your mom doesn't count, you know.
Genz Bresslau: Wait... You guys can't be...? Yer not "Fullmetal Alchemist" Edward Elric, are you?
Al: Gosh, Brother, you're a celebrity!
Ed: What's it to you? Do you want me to sign your forehead or something?


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post Oct 3 2006, 11:24 AM
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I don't think this has been mentioned, but when i first saw this one from the episode where Scar and Lust got into it and destroyed the branch library it flew by me that first time, and then i saw it again and laughed.

Roy: And Scar, any sign of what happened to him?

Hughes: There's evidence of the fight dragging into the sewers, his blood stained clothes washed up further down stream...we don't know if that means he's dead or just naked.


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post Oct 5 2006, 10:54 PM
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QUOTE(Ana~Banana~bel @ Oct 3 2006, 11:24 AM) [snapback]454575[/snapback]

I don't think this has been mentioned, but when i first saw this one from the episode where Scar and Lust got into it and destroyed the branch library it flew by me that first time, and then i saw it again and laughed.

Roy: And Scar, any sign of what happened to him?

Hughes: There's evidence of the fight dragging into the sewers, his blood stained clothes washed up further down stream...we don't know if that means he's dead or just naked.



lol laugh.gif That part makes me laugh too when Hughes say that, he sounds funny when he says it...

I'm pretty sure these have been put up, hopefully not though (lol)

(Episode 47)

Ed: Dammit there's so many idiots who asses I have to kick! I'll have to carry a list just to keep track of them all...

(Episode 37, sorry don't know it word for word lol)

Roy: Stop freaking out!
The rest of the crew: Will stop freaking out, when eveything stops jumping out!
Roy: Why do I have such a pathetic staff!

(Episode 18)

Hughes(to Roy): My best advice to you, is to found close friends. Friends, that will be by your side, and willing to support you. Which is I why offer you this crucial advice. (whispers) You'll find yourself a wife....

Roy(slams the phone): Give it a rest!

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Okay thats all I have in my head so far (lol)smile.gif
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post Oct 6 2006, 02:31 AM
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Hughes (To Roy): We've got news
Roy: You've sighted Scar?
Hughes: No, you obsessed idiot. How can that be good news?? Have you forgotten? Tomorrow is Elysia-chan's birthday!! laugh.gif

Has this been posted before? Well, most probably, but I can't go through all the pages. Sorry.
I forgot which episode this is in.


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post Oct 22 2006, 10:11 PM
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This is from, Episode 8

Al: Interesting. It seems that Mr. Tucker was doing a lot of research on the Philosopher's Stone.
Ed: Well, whoop-dee-flippin'-do.



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post Oct 26 2006, 07:19 PM
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My absolute favorite quote comes from Roy Mustang while driving with Riza after she tells him that those under him (Havoc, etc.) admire him. He responds, "What good is admiration from other men..." That made my day when I heard it. I also like when Armstrong says, "I'm going to chop about a year's worth of firewood." That second quote may not be exactly right, but its close enough.

Also in episode 43, I like it when Armstrong goes the other military men and tells them in response to "Aren't you supposed to be looking after Mustang?", "Do you doubt the integrity of a man who's muscles can do this?" That soooo random and soooo Armstrong. I love it.
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post Nov 2 2006, 05:23 AM
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QUOTE(DustStorm @ Nov 13 2005, 11:10 PM) [snapback]314337[/snapback]
QUOTE(Ladymercury @ Nov 13 2005, 09:41 PM) [snapback]314230[/snapback]

This probably was said, but, I love this:

Hughes: And today is my daughter's third birthday!!
Crowd: *boos and throws stuff*
Hughes: ELYSIA! DON'T FALL ON DADDY! ELYSIA!!!

it was so cute ;_; that whole episode is like my favorite quote.

Yeah, that was hilarious. laugh.gif


Very hysterical fun!
My favorite moments in this episode....now here's my fave to make you laugh...

Ed Elric: [speaking through a speakerphone he created] Attention, Gun-toting extremists! You hear me alright? Or did you blow your ears out playing target practice?
Gunman #1: What the hell... is that?
Ed Elric: Let the hostages go! You've got no right to drag these travelers into your personal politics!
Bald: You're one of Mustang's secret agents, aren't you? Interfere and I'll kill these hostages, one by one.
Ed Elric: You're just itching to draw blood, aren't you? Alright!
[a large pipe appears through the door]
Gunman #2: Looks like... a pipe.
Ed Elric: Okay, passengers! Hold onto your seats, and get ready for some turbulence!

Ed Elric: [to Magwar, in response to imposter Elric brothers] I told ya before, let's take care of those kids first. It's been a while since I've killed anyone. I kinda miss it. [his eye turns to Magwar with a sick, scary grin] You wanna watch?

Roy Mustang: [stops in the hall and strikes a pose] That day all female officers will be required to wear tiny miniskirts!
Jean Havoc: [falls to his knees with a nosebleed and rubs his face on Mustang's leg] You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow you forever!
Roy Mustang: Yes.

Ed Elric: Who are you calling so short you want to squish like an ant?
Al Elric: Calm down, he never said anything like that!
Ed Elric: But he was thinking it.

Maes Hughes: [showing Ed a photograph of his daughter] Look! Can you believe how big Elicia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing, like my own escort of cuteness. [kisses photo]
Ed Elric: Yep, you're the same as ever, Major - nice and insane.

Referee: [about Ed in an arm wrestling match] Nah, I couldn't possibly ask *this* shrimp! Take on the champ... [laughs]
Ed Elric: [enraged like hell] I'm not a shrimp! [leaps at the referee, but is held back by Al]
Referee: Whoa, you're a pretty feisty shrimp, aren't ya? Looks like you salvaged that automail from the bottom of a scrap heap!
Winry Rockbell: [looks enraged] Alphonse. Let go of your brother.
Al Elric: [nervous] Yes, ma'am.

...and three of my personal favorite...

Jean Havoc: [voice over] Forget what I said. She's a one hundread percent the Major's sister...but wait! If I look past a freakish strength and focus what matters...her looks, her sense of fashion, her estate, her lineage...it all adds up? I supposed...I.....[his voice excited, jubilant like a hyper lady] I'M BEING HAPPY BE A MOTHER LODE!!!!

...after Havoc asked Catherine Armstong for a date, but refuse that she interest of muscular men just like her brother....

Jean Havoc: That's it! [he whimpers, his head rest on the table like he's dead and his tears shed all over the tablecloth like a waterfall] I'll just die alone!

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. Here at Central Headquarters there was a band of soldiers all within to make that sacrifice in the name of peace. This is a tale of love and courage. A tale of a flame alchemist Col. Roy Mustang and his loyal team.

- Riza Hawkeye


...whew!

QUOTE(Tombow @ Oct 28 2005, 07:57 AM) [snapback]305561[/snapback]
*laughing hysterically on the floor* Stop, stop, you are killing me!! laugh.gif


I almost choking and coughing as I laughed like frakking hell laugh.gif


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post Nov 2 2006, 07:22 AM
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I swear there was something about double posting...
And also.. is it just me or did most of these come from the americanised version as I cant find half of them.. ><
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QUOTE(Le Monkey @ Nov 2 2006, 10:22 AM) *
I swear there was something about double posting...
And also.. is it just me or did most of these come from the americanised version as I cant find half of them.. ><
Bloody screwyness of americanisation.. <<
^^ Sorry about that, Le Monkey!! We just want to have some fun!! laugh.gif

But yeah, double posting... ok.. ahem.. posting consecutively like that is called 'double posting," even if some time has past since you posted last time, and it's a no-no on our board. If you're the last person posted on the thread, please edit the new content into your last post. biggrin.gif


Now please go back to taking about the fav quote. ^^


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My favorite quote is this one by none other than Ed...

"Who are you calling so short you want to be squished like an ant?"

I love is reaction when people call him short.


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I have sevrael

"Everybodys Dead will you PLay with me?" Wrath

"I'M NOT DRINKING A WHITE SUBSTANCE SECRETED FROM A COW!!!!!" Ed

"all he said was "Don't Die under my command" that was it." "Tell him theres no way i'm dyeing before you do you Morally Broke Colonel with a God Complex" Ed and Huges

"I LOVE DOGS!" Roy Mustang

"Oh yeah thats right. Cuz i;m so small you couldn't disenguish me from all the Tiny Grains of Sand." Ed

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Lyra/ Dante: (while caressing Rose's skin) Exquisite...no wonder Ed loves you. He does, you know, and you love him.
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Ed: Shorty!?! Could a shorty do this?!? What else do you wanna call me, a bean sprout midget? I'm still growing, you jerks!!!
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Ed: (amused tone) Wow, that old? (gets hit in the face by one of Marta's boots) I mean, really?


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