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Do You Have Game?, Or are you a busta?
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post Sep 16 2005, 08:27 PM
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QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 16 2005, 09:48 PM)
Women, for reasons I'll never be able to comprehend, seem more drawn to guys that are bound to treat them like shit than to anyone else.

Doesn't exactly bode well for someone like me. dry.gif
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well then, i guess you have no other choice than to, follow the example of bobby brown, ike turner, and joe jackson. start beating up women...

QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 16 2005, 10:12 PM)
The young hip hop guys now a days are just a bunch of wankers. Their crude pick up lines, which I've been subjected to, are just.........ugh! I don't know how they get women but they do.
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you see that guys? lines rarely work and make you look like an ass...

here a few tips from me, gentlemen:

- picking up women is like hunting... you can't just stand in the middle of a forrest with an orange vest and just start blindly shooting and hope that you hit something. translation... pick your moments and approach very carefully. the ambush is a very effective technique.... when women go to somewhere that is based on the premise of women meeting men (ie. clubs, bars, parties, etc) they have their bs shields up. so how do we counteract this anti-bs phenomenom? simple approach them when they least expect it. next time you're at dunkin donuts waiting on line for a bagel and you see a nice attractive young lady, go up and start a nice conversation... NOTE: try to be the least creepy/needy as you can, else you may just get the cops called on you.

- LINES ARE SHIT!!! there is only one "line" that you will EVER need...

"hi my name is [insert name here] and i was just wondering if i can join you"

if you are smooth enough to pull it off, you can modify it to the following:

you: hi my name is [insert name here]. what's your name?

young lady: hi i'm [insert name here]

you: well [her name], i was just standing over there and just felt that i couldn't pass up a chance to come over here meet you....

ok the next part is the tricky part..

you: ... i was wondering if perhaps i could join you/take you out for dinner or lunch sometime. [in the best joking/jovial tone you can muster] if you're not interested thats cool too, i'm not some random freak off the street or nothing. i would just hate to pass up an opportunity to get to know someone like you just cause i didn't come over here...

- finally, there's a saying "a thousand no's lead to a yes". but this doesn't mean you can just be an ass and hit on everything that moves... be like a ninja...pick your spots, have a plan in your head as you are going over, but be ready to freestyle it, and never let them see it coming.


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post Sep 16 2005, 09:49 PM
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post Sep 16 2005, 09:54 PM
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I would be much more inclined to go out with someone who was straight forward like that then somebody who would walk up to me and say "Nice ass", yes this has happened. dry.gif

Good analogy on the hunting thing, Hito.
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post Sep 16 2005, 10:01 PM
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I also like the analogy, though I do not enjoy the potential implication of being the "hunted." biggrin.gif

I shall also stay updated on this thread, so I can pick up chicks learn a thing or two about the things I will never do, but also the things that other people might do to me.


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QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 16 2005, 11:54 PM)
somebody who would walk up to me and say "Nice ass", yes this has happened. dry.gif
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Oh my!

And what was your response? laugh.gif


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post Sep 16 2005, 10:06 PM
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QUOTE(What @ no bacon?,Sep 17 2005, 12:01 AM)
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 16 2005, 11:54 PM)
somebody who would walk up to me and say "Nice ass", yes this has happened. dry.gif
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Oh my!

And what was your response? laugh.gif
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the biggest no-no that i've heard someone use was "if my foot were a dick, i'd kick you in the ass..." needless to say this poor schmuck didn't get very far with the young lady in question... more like he got slapped, kicked in the balls, and had a drink poored over his testicularly crushed body as he laid on the floor, getting laughed at by me and my friends who saw and heard the whole thing.


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post Sep 17 2005, 03:27 AM
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QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 16 2005, 11:06 PM)
QUOTE(What @  no bacon?,Sep 17 2005, 12:01 AM)
QUOTE(Envy's lil' miniskirt @ Sep 16 2005, 11:54 PM)
somebody who would walk up to me and say "Nice ass", yes this has happened. dry.gif
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Oh my!

And what was your response? laugh.gif
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the biggest no-no that i've heard someone use was "if my foot were a dick, i'd kick you in the ass..." needless to say this poor schmuck didn't get very far with the young lady in question... more like he got slapped, kicked in the balls, and had a drink poored over his testicularly crushed body as he laid on the floor, getting laughed at by me and my friends who saw and heard the whole thing.
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sleep.gif I see why... I think I would do the very same.

@Hito:Loved the analogy happy.gif Nice!

Answer 1: Anyways a guy with, "game" must not be a jerk. Basically what was said before so I will not go into detail because it will be very repeptitive and boring.

Another answer: Why do we like guys who treat us like shit? I don't know... maybe it IS a genetic problem like Celes said (I think...)

@Bacon:
I see you're taking notes Bacon biggrin.gif Hopefully you'll find a girl who knows what a nice guy is.
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post Sep 17 2005, 07:54 AM
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post Sep 17 2005, 08:28 AM
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Catch lines are important.

This one guy I was dating said: "I would go all the way to the other side of the world just for you" and by this he means the other side of the school, b/c he was planning to take me to class and it's like really far away. Plus his class is upstairs so by the time he takes me to my class, he's already late for his.


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Really? I'm not especially big on those... mellow.gif
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post Sep 17 2005, 11:52 AM
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QUOTE(Mrs. Edward Elric @ Sep 17 2005, 10:28 AM)
Catch lines are important.

This one guy I was dating said: "I would go all the way to the other side of the world just for you" and by this he means the other side of the school, b/c he was planning to take me to class and it's like really far away. Plus his class is upstairs so by the time he takes me to my class, he's already late for his.
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ok... first, alert the good people at kraft foods cause you've been cheesed.

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"I would go all the way to the other side of the world just for you"

what is this? did we become part of a titanic-esque movie or something? cause thats the only time such a line is appropriate...

though i understand the concept of why you liked it, he put you ahead of himself, this no skill having child pulled it off in a most cliche manner.


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Awww but I love cheesy lines. They're charming in their own way, and work best with somebody you already know instead of somebody you just met.
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QUOTE(hitokiri @ Sep 17 2005, 01:52 PM) [snapback]286862[/snapback]

QUOTE(Mrs. Edward Elric @ Sep 17 2005, 10:28 AM)
Catch lines are important.

This one guy I was dating said: "I would go all the way to the other side of the world just for you" and by this he means the other side of the school, b/c he was planning to take me to class and it's like really far away. Plus his class is upstairs so by the time he takes me to my class, he's already late for his.
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ok... first, alert the good people at kraft foods cause you've been cheesed.

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"I would go all the way to the other side of the world just for you"

what is this? did we become part of a titanic-esque movie or something? cause thats the only time such a line is appropriate...

though i understand the concept of why you liked it, he put you ahead of himself, this no skill having child pulled it off in a most cliche manner.


Aww, but his catch lines was so sweet the way he said it. Even if it was kinda lame.....


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