"That's very pretty"
"Yes, well, this is something I've been working on for a while... just real simple, lines interweaving with lines. See, I'm influenced a lot by Mozart and Bach, and this is between the two, sort of a Mach piece... It's in D-minor, which I believe to be the saddest of all keys. It's been known to make people weep instantly. It's actually part of a musical trilogy I'm working on, this piece..."
"What's it called?"
"This is called 'Lick My Love Pump'"