It probably turn to out to be something like this...http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4975539/1/Fan_meets_Fullmetal
(preview of 'fan meets fullmetal'-fanfic):
All she did was open her Fullmetal Alchemist pocket watch merchandise she bought that day, who would’ve thought it would ‘transmute’ her into an unfamiliar world? Wait… unfamiliar? No, it’s strangely familiar, too familiar for god’s sake… this…could this be…?
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?” Yet, a strangely-familiar-voice interrupted her thoughts. The girl turned around…NO WAY!!!
A boy with blond braided hair, wearing a red coat, a pair of leather pants and ridiculous boots was standing before her. The girl wanted to scream it out, to *glomp* him, but all she could do was to stare at him in amazement. But only seconds later a thought hit her. This is a dream. Yes. It must be. That’s the result of being too much of a FMA-fanatic, my mind is full of the manga… Wait, if this is a dream then it means I don’t have to hold back! I can fangirl all I want!
Edward Elric, on the other hand, was less pleased to meet her. Well, we can’t blame him actually, who wouldn’t find it suspicious if a girl suddenly pops out of nowhere?
“Brother,” another amazing character appeared “who is that girl?” the vintage armor was more tremendous than the girl would’ve expect. But then again, it contrasted with our little bean… I mean, Edward. But in Ed’s defense, he did grow a lot in the latest chapters (even though he didn’t seem to notice himself). Oh my god this is so exciting!
“That’s what I want to know” The Elric brothers whispered to each other, without letting their guard down.Shall I try it..? Of course! I can’t possibly let such an opportunity go, can I?
“Man, your’re small! You bean-sized little boy!” A wicked grin appeared on the girl’s face while she was pointing to Ed.
Small… bean-sized… little…
“WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING *Insert Ed’s rant, please*…?!! YOU’RE GOING DOWN LITTLE GIRL!” It’s surprising Ed’s head didn’t explode during his sudden (but expected) outburst.
“Oh, sorry, I haven’t introduced myself properly. My name is Yikie and you can say I know almost everything about you guys… well, not as much as Hiromu Arakawa of course.”
“And who the hell is that Arakawa-guy?” Ed asked.
Yikie burst in to laughter while Ed and Al was looking confused at each other. He has no idea why his question was so laughable.
“She…she…” Yikie replied “…is a cow.” Still laughing and weeping away the tears at the corners of her eye.
“Brother, do you think…?” Al whispered to Ed.
“Yes, she’s definitely crazy.” Ed concluded.
“You know, I also read a lot of fanfics.” Yikie suddenly said when Winry was checking up Ed’s automail.
“Fanfics?” Ed didn’t feel like asking what’s that
for the I-lost-count-how-many time.
“Yeah, and some of them are about you and Roy Mustang.”
“About me and the colone…?” Ed didn’t finish his sentence, a chill ran over his spine because the look on that girl’s eyes and huge grin on her face were just too scary, wicked and evil.
Yikie began murmuring something in Ed’s ear. He turned pale during the process and made a disgust expression.
Al and Winry looked at each other, wondering what they were talking about, when they suddenly heard Ed scream…
“NO! THAT’S A LIE! I DON’T BELIEVE IT! How could they do this to me?!! How could HE do THAT to ME?! THAT’S DISGUSTING!!!”
“Hey!” Yikie shouted, “I’m not finished yet! Then Roy XXXXX you and you also XXXXX him and you two XXXXX in XXXXX while you were shouting XXXXX!!!”
Winry’s face was turning red and if Al wasn’t a soul-in-an-armor, his face would too. But the two childhood friends pretended as if they didn’t hear a word Yikie was shouting –very loud-.
Ed on the other hand… well, let us just say he’s mentally scarred for life now.
See for more xD:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4975539/1/Fan_meets_Fullmetal