i must be the only (guy) here.
I'd kick the f%$&ing shit out of them and would make fun of them to be stupid,by the way, i am a fan of the series,not edward.
You guys gotta hear this, if that gay 4 kids tv took over they would probably make the story like this,there was once boys named ed and al,and they were good little alchemists,they had a mom named trisha and a friend named winry,and a neighbor
named pinako,winry's parents went to a vacation on munich and could not take
winry so therefore winry's parents would not die,and soon enough their mom won the same invitation and al ed and winry was alone ad and al trained with paige white(izumi curtis) and instead of izumi's child died of mercury poisoning he died of
a common sickness like a bad fever.
fine,so it;s not common,so ed and al acidentaly killed den but it didn't show that part and cencored it (no that didn't realy happened stupid)
haha,ed and al were so confident that they transmuted his ashes to turn him back to life but ed and al didn't even cut their
fingers (stupid tv show can't even show one drop of blood,that is so wimpy and GAY
)so they did it and instead of ed losing a leg by zombies somehow he managed to save his leg and his arm turned into automail blood free,(that sucks)
and al hid in a suit of armor while the occurence and didn't get a scratch
so he kept it for the rest of his life.ed showed off his new automail arm to winry
and she said that automail is soo superior to hers and the automail was strong.
roy came in and talked about everything.ed wanted to be an alchemist so then
ed grew a braid and trained with al and told him that he wanted to meet roy and that is how the journey began.also none of the homunculi would die and there would be no blood.blood free.
no beer,no slang style cussing and no ciggaretes.also instead of riza having guns she would just have
those little corkscrew shooters like in those elmer fuud cartoons(bugs bunny) and havok would not be able to smoke.worst of all nobody would die!!!
all bloody parts would be censored and or replaced with happy parts with no violence.or when somebody gets hurt they wouldn't even have a scratch on them
(for example pokemon or one piece) and that means no wounds and no blood or gore.maybe a few black lines drew on their face but no scratches so that means 4 kids is so stupid to do that!!!!and instead of ed dying in episode 49 he just woke up
in the morning at some toast and drank orange juice and went through a mirror in a room and said ooooh,i wonder what this is,and gets into the other side of the gate instead of ed getting killed fighting envy.ed probably wouldn't even be a short guy and instead he would only be thirteen instead of sixteen so therefore he would never be called a pipsqueek and have to replace all cussing words with complicated proper english and all the parts that kids could not understand would be replaced with short sentences and there would be no dialouge that is cool and unapropriate and all of us 20 year old adults would not apprecieate this (i'm 19)
there would also probably be alot less humour.the show would not even be fun.
the show would probably only be for five year olds and the show's theme song ready steady go would be replaced with a stupid rap song(i agree with you guys)
geez thats not even fucking rap(sorry)
and instead should have been more like a telly tubbies song.rap needs cussing to be good.fullmetal alchemist would be a completely different show with a completely differently plot that is not entertaining and would be kids safe.and that is my report on how fullmetal alchemist would never be succesful and would never be so wildly popular if by oned by 4kids.DAMMIT!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!I released my anger uppon you 4kids,i swear i will hunt you downHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
fma should be inapropriate with blood and gore as always!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHA!!!
if 4kids owned it it would be worse than yew gi owh(no offense niisans
fullmetal alchemist would be on cartoon network instead and 4kids would put it on shonin jump and would make a fullmetal alchemist kids game on the computer
instead of our super cool fullmetal alchemist game in www.adultswim.com.
i hate 4 kids,they better not mess fma up by also adding a supid fma commercial
saying come see fma at foxbox saturday mornings.4kids would also make the
story much more optimistic happy and colorful
!!!4kids is crap,remember it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i explained my answer kiddies, have fun getting yourself tangled out of this one!!!!I showed my anger like i never showed it before.so whaddya think????lemme guess
you girls hate me,fine be like that
wow, i am so talented.