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You Might Be A Redneck Alchemist If..., Just for a laugh!!! ^____^
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post May 27 2005, 10:16 AM
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Once I get a job the Blue Collar Comedy tour and the first FMA dvd are on my to buy list... that and a car.... damn dry.gif


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post May 27 2005, 12:54 PM
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LOL nice Martel.


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post Sep 9 2005, 06:17 AM
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laugh.gif I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!! AND I'M PSYCHOTIC AS EVER!!!! sorry i haven't replied in a while, summer vacation and all! well, my dog died and i was grieving, and plus...school sucks.....except for my science class! weeeeeell, i'll try to make up a few before i have to go out and wait for the bus....



You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1) You and your chimera both use the tree on the corner
2) You've ever stolen toilet paper from a military building
3) Chimera control and the military call for extra back-up when visiting your house
4) You use the "O" on the stop sign on the corner to test out the new gun you transmutated your auto-mail into
5) You think fast food is hitting Envy at sixty miles an hour
6) Your kids bring you to "Show-and-Tell" just so they can show off your scars and/or auto-mail
7) Your wife's/girlfriend's hairdo has ever been ruined by an alchemic charge
8) You have a bladestaff/gun rack on your bike
9) You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on the side of a military building in Central
10) You have a bumper sticker that says, "Guns don't kill people, a pissed off Riza Hawkeye does."
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"Devil May Cry" is a good name and all, but shouldn't it be more like "Devil May Kick Your Ass"?
BEHOLD MY MINI DANTE SHRINE!!!

Awww! Ain't he cute even when he's blowing demons' heads off?

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Pwnage XD.~~~~~~~~~~Dante taunting= he's inviting you to come get your ass kicked.
If the Elric Bros., especially Ed, hooked up with Dante, the Homonculi would be SO screwed XD.
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post Sep 11 2005, 04:49 PM
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You learned alchemy from Larry The Cable Guy.



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post Sep 11 2005, 05:57 PM
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if your name is "the 3 toothed alchemist"


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post Sep 12 2005, 05:13 PM
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lol these are so awsome hehehe


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post Sep 12 2005, 07:21 PM
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i love jeff foxworthy he is the best. the whole blue collar series id funny. i have jeff's bit on a cd. tongue.gif biggrin.gif


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post Sep 12 2005, 08:29 PM
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ha ha!! very good you guys very good!

You might be a redneck alchemist if......
You've been kicked out of a military dorm for cooking Spam on a hot plate
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"Devil May Cry" is a good name and all, but shouldn't it be more like "Devil May Kick Your Ass"?
BEHOLD MY MINI DANTE SHRINE!!!

Awww! Ain't he cute even when he's blowing demons' heads off?

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If the Elric Bros., especially Ed, hooked up with Dante, the Homonculi would be SO screwed XD.
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post May 6 2006, 07:47 AM
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I feel really dumb posting this. (Dont laugh because this is stupid laugh because it is funny. pls.)

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK ALCHEMIST IF.......

-your auot-mail is old transmuted shot gun shells.

-for mothers day you transmute your mother a hibcap, for her house.


(thats all i got the're kinda dumb)


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post May 6 2006, 10:25 PM
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that is awesome!! I especially love the last one about being too drunk to draw a transmutation circle. laugh.gif


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post May 7 2006, 10:34 AM
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QUOTE(Fullmini Alchemist @ May 7 2006, 01:55 AM) [snapback]391660[/snapback]

that is awesome!! I especially love the last one about being too drunk to draw a transmutation circle. laugh.gif



Ilike that one too!


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post May 13 2006, 05:49 PM
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QUOTE(Fullmini Alchemist @ May 6 2006, 10:25 PM) [snapback]391660[/snapback]

that is awesome!! I especially love the last one about being too drunk to draw a transmutation circle. laugh.gif



HEY!!! ohmy.gif It can happen!!!!


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post Jul 23 2006, 11:57 PM
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Oh!!! I can do this! i recently moved to a hick town....

Umm...

...If you use alchemy to cook your grits

...if you've ever been arrested for transmuting the sherriff into a cage in you shed

...if you fix your tractor using alchemy

...if you keep dip in your pocket watch

...if you failed the written portion of the state alchemist exam because you can't spell alchemy

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post Jul 24 2006, 10:04 AM
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Thanks for making me laugh guys. I really want to see them make a show called the Three-Toothed Alchemist now.

*I like your last one Hagaren no Otoko.


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post Jul 25 2006, 10:59 AM
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QUOTE(Martel @ May 23 2005, 09:39 PM) [snapback]178419[/snapback]

Lol we're all classified as hicks in Colorado though I live in a big city and have never worn cowboy boots. I prefer steel toed military books laugh.gif


What area of Colorado are you from?... I'm from Loveland.

QUOTE(Hargen No Otoko @ Jul 24 2006, 12:57 AM) [snapback]425058[/snapback]

Oh!!! I can do this! i recently moved to a hick town....

Umm...

...If you use alchemy to cook your grits

...if you've ever been arrested for transmuting the sherriff into a cage in you shed

...if you fix your tractor using alchemy

...if you keep dip in your pocket watch

...if you failed the written portion of the state alchemist exam because you can't spell alchemy

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The 3 toothed alchemist was my favorite, kudos to you!


I like the one about keeping dip in your pocket watch. Though, it would have to be Copenhagen or its not as good...
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