hey, peeps! swingin' by again to drop a few more alchemy redneck jokes...
You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1.) The military phone line limits you to one call per day (this may have something to do with Maes Hughes "conversations" with Roy
2.) Any of your children were born in a transmutation circle
3.) Your kid's first words were, "In order for humankind to gain, something of equal value must be lost; that is alchemy's first law of equivilent exchange."
4.) Your children regularly transmute things for "Show-and-Tell"
5.) You missed 5th grade graduation because you had to go kill one of the Homunculi
6.) A ceiling fan has ever knocked your brother's head off his body(guess who
7.) You've ever cut your grass and found one of your old bits of auto-mail
8.) You've ever bought a transmuted turkey decoy on layaway
9.) You'd rather burn your yard with alchemy than mow it (Roy Mustang is probably guilty of that one XD)
10.) You almost always answer the door with a transmuted bladestaff in your hand
TTFN and may the Confederacy live on!