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hey peeps! just thought i'd start a topic that would make FM fans laugh...i've got a few to start us off... but feel free to add your own!

You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1.) Scar and the 7 Deadly Sins back down from your mama...
2.) Your mama can tell the state alchemist to kiss her ass without taking the Marlboro outta her mouth
3.) You've ever opened a beer bottle using alchemy
4.) You've trained your pet chimera to fetch alcoholic beverages from the fridge for you while you're watching NASCAR
5.) The highlite of your parties is when you show off your auto-mail
6.) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three chimeras
7.) Your richest relative tranmutes theirselves a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it
8.) You sit out on the front porch in your boxers with your transmuted bladestaff in the early morning waiting for the squirrels
9.) Someone asks you for your ID and you show them your engraved auto-mail
10.) You've ever been too drunk to draw a transmutation circle


well, that's all from me! send 'em in! tongue.gif



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"Devil May Cry" is a good name and all, but shouldn't it be more like "Devil May Kick Your Ass"?
BEHOLD MY MINI DANTE SHRINE!!!

Awww! Ain't he cute even when he's blowing demons' heads off?

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- confederate_alchemist   You Might Be A Redneck Alchemist If...   May 20 2005, 05:21 PM
- - ymsg   XD that's great.   May 20 2005, 05:32 PM
- - Luckyalchemy27   QUOTE8.) You sit out on the front porch in your bo...   May 20 2005, 06:46 PM
- - Celestial Fangirl   QUOTE(confederate_alchemist @ May 20 2005, 07...   May 20 2005, 07:24 PM
|- - Martel   ::falls off chair:: YES! Jeff Foxworthy rocks...   May 20 2005, 08:19 PM
- - ymsg   Jeff Foxworthy is the funniest. Didja see Roasting...   May 21 2005, 10:09 AM
|- - Martel   OMG THE JEFF FOXWORTHY ROAST WAS AWESOME!...   May 21 2005, 12:20 PM
- - darkangelslayer   It's things like this that give us southners a...   May 21 2005, 12:24 PM
- - Mustang's Apprentice   Jeff Foxworthy=One of the funniest guys ever!...   May 22 2005, 08:10 AM
- - ymsg   Well, I wish I still lived in NY too, but then I...   May 22 2005, 10:16 AM
|- - Martel   Lol we're all classified as hicks in Colorado ...   May 23 2005, 08:39 PM
|- - Fullmetal OBSESSED!!   QUOTE(Martel @ May 23 2005, 09:39 PM) 178...   Jul 25 2006, 10:59 AM
- - ymsg   Cowboy boots, \\rock\\ man. Th...   May 24 2005, 10:37 AM
- - Luckyalchemy27   I don't even live in the south and I still say...   May 24 2005, 05:24 PM
- - Celestial Fangirl   QUOTE(darkangelslayer @ May 21 2005, 02:24 PM...   May 24 2005, 05:44 PM
|- - Martel   Lol I'll admit cowboy boots are fun but I stil...   May 24 2005, 07:03 PM
- - Chibi Reina   lol, poor squirrels.... What's a red neck?? (...   May 25 2005, 02:43 AM
- - telepika   Hehehe... I'm not too sure myself. In fact I d...   May 25 2005, 02:54 AM
- - Luckyalchemy27   QUOTEWhat's a red neck?? Redneck = hillbilly   May 25 2005, 03:52 PM
- - telepika   That's what I thought, but I didn't what t...   May 25 2005, 05:29 PM
|- - Martel   Bwahaha! You must be from Cali not knowing wh...   May 25 2005, 05:37 PM
- - Luckyalchemy27   Meh, don't feel bad. Lots of people don't ...   May 25 2005, 06:44 PM
- - Guest_confederate_alchemist_*   [COLOR=blue][FONT=Impact] hey, peeps! swingin...   May 25 2005, 09:49 PM
- - lizzyangel   I recently found out.... 8 times out of 10, i...   May 26 2005, 06:09 AM
- - Morgri   Hehe, good ones... You might be a redneck alchemi...   May 26 2005, 07:19 AM
- - confederate_alchemist   XD good one!!! well, what're you w...   May 26 2005, 07:52 AM
- - Morgri   You might be a redneck alchemist if: The family s...   May 26 2005, 08:44 AM
- - ymsg   *falls over laughing* Confederate Alchemist, your ...   May 26 2005, 10:28 AM
- - Phyco girl   QUOTE(darkangelslayer @ May 21 2005, 12:24 PM...   May 26 2005, 10:39 AM
|- - Martel   Very nice ones! Baaah I'm not creative en...   May 26 2005, 03:49 PM
- - Luckyalchemy27   I could probably think of one but I'm too lazy...   May 26 2005, 05:02 PM
|- - Martel   Once I get a job the Blue Collar Comedy tour and t...   May 27 2005, 10:16 AM
- - ymsg   LOL nice Martel.   May 27 2005, 12:54 PM
- - confederate_alchemist   I'M BAAAAAAACK!!!! AND I'M...   Sep 9 2005, 06:17 AM
- - Sword Alchemist   You learned alchemy from Larry The Cable Guy.   Sep 11 2005, 04:49 PM
- - Fullmetal Fugazi   if your name is "the 3 toothed alchemist...   Sep 11 2005, 05:57 PM
- - Little_Alchemist   lol these are so awsome hehehe   Sep 12 2005, 05:13 PM
- - chocolate_eds_everywhere   i love jeff foxworthy he is the best. the whole b...   Sep 12 2005, 07:21 PM
- - confederate_alchemist   ha ha!! very good you guys very good! ...   Sep 12 2005, 08:29 PM
- - sweety_pie   I feel really dumb posting this. (Dont laugh becau...   May 6 2006, 07:47 AM
- - Fullmini Alchemist   that is awesome!! I especially love the la...   May 6 2006, 10:25 PM
|- - DZBrick6   QUOTE(Fullmini Alchemist @ May 6 2006, 10...   May 13 2006, 05:49 PM
- - sweety_pie   QUOTE(Fullmini Alchemist @ May 7 2006, 01...   May 7 2006, 10:34 AM
- - Hargen No Otoko   Oh!!! I can do this! i recently mo...   Jul 23 2006, 11:57 PM
- - Edamame   Thanks for making me laugh guys. I really want to ...   Jul 24 2006, 10:04 AM
|- - Sword Alchemist   QUOTE(Edamame @ Jul 24 2006, 12:04 PM) 42...   Jul 25 2006, 02:11 PM
- - popogeejo   You're a Redneck alchemist when; -You store yo...   Jul 25 2006, 02:39 PM
- - Fullmetal_vs_Flame   ohh! I've got some!! You might be...   Sep 7 2006, 05:46 PM
- - envys chibi   im a rednekc alchemist im a rednekc alchemist   Sep 8 2006, 12:44 PM
- - popogeejo   QUOTE(envys chibi @ Sep 8 2006, 08:44 PM)...   Sep 8 2006, 12:45 PM


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