<Moving the thread from FMA Anime American Audience sub-forum to FMA Anime forum section front. 02/21/07 ~Tombow>
hey peeps! just thought i'd start a topic that would make FM fans laugh...i've got a few to start us off... but feel free to add your own!
You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1.) Scar and the 7 Deadly Sins back down from your mama...
2.) Your mama can tell the state alchemist to kiss her ass without taking the Marlboro outta her mouth
3.) You've ever opened a beer bottle using alchemy
4.) You've trained your pet chimera to fetch alcoholic beverages from the fridge for you while you're watching NASCAR
5.) The highlite of your parties is when you show off your auto-mail
6.) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three chimeras
7.) Your richest relative tranmutes theirselves a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it
8.) You sit out on the front porch in your boxers with your transmuted bladestaff in the early morning waiting for the squirrels
9.) Someone asks you for your ID and you show them your engraved auto-mail
10.) You've ever been too drunk to draw a transmutation circle
well, that's all from me! send 'em in! Note from Quistis: Attachments removed. Do not attach irrelevant files, please.
This post has been edited by Tombow: Feb 21 2007, 03:38 AM