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You Might Be A Redneck Alchemist If..., Just for a laugh!!! ^____^
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post May 20 2005, 05:21 PM
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hey peeps! just thought i'd start a topic that would make FM fans laugh...i've got a few to start us off... but feel free to add your own!

You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1.) Scar and the 7 Deadly Sins back down from your mama...
2.) Your mama can tell the state alchemist to kiss her ass without taking the Marlboro outta her mouth
3.) You've ever opened a beer bottle using alchemy
4.) You've trained your pet chimera to fetch alcoholic beverages from the fridge for you while you're watching NASCAR
5.) The highlite of your parties is when you show off your auto-mail
6.) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three chimeras
7.) Your richest relative tranmutes theirselves a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it
8.) You sit out on the front porch in your boxers with your transmuted bladestaff in the early morning waiting for the squirrels
9.) Someone asks you for your ID and you show them your engraved auto-mail
10.) You've ever been too drunk to draw a transmutation circle


well, that's all from me! send 'em in! tongue.gif



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post May 20 2005, 05:32 PM
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XD that's great.


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post May 20 2005, 06:46 PM
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8.) You sit out on the front porch in your boxers with your transmuted bladestaff in the early morning waiting for the squirrels


Ahahahahahaha!! XD


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post May 20 2005, 07:24 PM
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QUOTE(confederate_alchemist @ May 20 2005, 07:21 PM)
You might be a redneck alchemist if...
6.) Your front porch collapses and kills more than three chimeras
7.) Your richest relative tranmutes theirselves a new house, and you have to help take the wheels off of it
8.) You sit out on the front porch in your boxers with your transmuted bladestaff in the early morning waiting for the squirrels
10.) You've ever been too drunk to draw a transmutation circle

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laugh.gif Those ones are some of the funniest to me.


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post May 20 2005, 08:19 PM
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::falls off chair:: YES! Jeff Foxworthy rocks my fricken world! Ten points to you confederate_alchemist!


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post May 21 2005, 10:09 AM
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Jeff Foxworthy is the funniest. Didja see Roasting Jeff Foxworthy? Hilarious.

Yeah, confederate, those rock.


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post May 21 2005, 12:20 PM
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OMG THE JEFF FOXWORTHY ROAST WAS AWESOME!! I loved Bill Engvall's thing!


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post May 21 2005, 12:24 PM
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It's things like this that give us southners a bad name.

I wish I still lived in New York.


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Jeff Foxworthy=One of the funniest guys ever!!


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Well, I wish I still lived in NY too, but then I'd miss the Fla sun and Metrocon. I can deal with having a bad name.


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post May 23 2005, 08:39 PM
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Lol we're all classified as hicks in Colorado though I live in a big city and have never worn cowboy boots. I prefer steel toed military books laugh.gif


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Cowboy boots, \\rock\\ man. They rock. Lol. I don't wear them regularly or anything, but I'd take them over tennis shoes any day *hates tennis shoes*


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I don't even live in the south and I still say stuff like "Yee-haw!" and "Howdy!" on a regular basis.

And, yes! Cowboy boots RULE! *wanders off to think up her own redneck alchemist joke*


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QUOTE(darkangelslayer @ May 21 2005, 02:24 PM)
It's things like this that give us southners a bad name.

I wish I still lived in New York.
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Hey it's the dirty south, come on northrener, it's just all in good fun laugh.gif


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post May 24 2005, 07:03 PM
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Lol I'll admit cowboy boots are fun but I still prefer the military boots. I'm not a big fan of heels... any sort of heels lol


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