Ed: (in the ARMY) This doesn't look familiar. I thought I was back in the military?
Random military guy: yea this is called the ARMY, shorty.
Ed: (in anger) Why you! You think that you can't see me through a microscope to call me a shorty!
Ed: (calmed down) wait. Where the HELL AM I??!! looks like im stuck here for now.
Random military guy: yup shorty
I kind of got stuck here soo yea...