Joined: 5-February 05
From: Somewhere within the perimeter of California.
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QUOTE(Goldfish @ Jan 9 2005, 06:57 PM)
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 9 2005, 07:52 PM)
A few years back during recess at said school, some boy came up to me and said, "Hi, babe!" I found that derogatory and proceeded to make some intimate contact between my boot and his shin. He never spoke to me again after he limped away.
Boy, you really are more evil than you let on!
I think that he deserved it. Good job.
Well, I was in this fancy restraunt called Benihana. And when nature called I went to the restroom and when I got back in got in my seat some really cute guy walks in the door and gets seated at the table next to us. Well, when we were done and paid the bill we left. And all of a sudden, when my family and I were in the parking lot of Benihana, my mom pointed out something very embarressing. I had a piece of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. And now I'm a little careful when I walk out of the bathroom.
QUOTE(Bling_bling_Angel @ Jan 11 2005, 10:49 PM)
I'm juss human, not a humanoid... if I was, breaking through the glass would have been automatic...
Well, I did that once. But not through a glass wall. I went through a screen door, and the whole screen door popped out of place. I was playing cops and robbers with some little kids. And you guessed it, I was the robber, I guess they get caught sooner or later.
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QUOTE(alchemist x @ Feb 5 2005, 11:18 PM)
Common mike stop acting professional, just say
Hey don't dub post newby grrr
I think he did a great job of informing Evil Alchemist. Your way seems like you're joking about it. I wouldn't take you seriously if you told me that way. I wouldn't even know what you were trying to tell me. =D
Joined: 15-January 05
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My imbarassing moment... I was trying to scare this person and I ran up behind them, I tripped smashed my face on the cement, and looked like a freak the rest of the week... I busted my eyebrow, bashed my knee, my chin had a huge scab on it, and my hand was all messed up... lucky that I didn't break any thing, no concussions, not even a stitch. The thing that realy sucked was It was the cement with the rocks in it... so I had small impressions on my face also....
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Hm.....well, a while back, I went into my room to check on something. On the way out, I tripped on one of numerous piles of paper cluttering my carpet, and stuck a hand out to prevent myself from crashing into the wall. I then took another step, tripped over my backpack, lost my balance and gave a shriek as I landed in a scrunched blob outside my bedroom door.
No one else was actually present at the time, but I started cracking up, thinking of what a baka I must have looked like...
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Joined: 26-May 05
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embarassing moments.. don't really remember any or I've just blocked them out
But I do remember one time at school when we had P.E, we played basketball for once, and I had the ball and was running towards the goal - and I just out of the blue blanked out thinking about horses in the middle of things (yes I was crazy in them) and next I heard was the whistle blow, I stopped and looked at the teacher and saw the entire class just looked at me laughing.
My friend came laughing towards me and explained that I started "galopping" instead of running with the ball - I really had no memories of that.. I just blanked out.. it was really.. weird...
Joined: 15-May 05
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I embarress myself all the time lolz but here are a few i find funny when i look back on them:
When i was about 5 i got a pretend hoover for my Christmas. It has all the hoses and everything and when you plugged it in it had a wee suction bit in it. I put one of the pipes on my toungue and it got stuck so i had to go to hospital and they had to pull it off with these plyer things. The doctors were even laughing at me!
And when i was 6 i swallowed a lego car and everytime I breathed in you could hear the sound of the little horn on it! I eventually had surgery and got it out, but man was it funny!!!!
Joined: 3-May 05
From: Watching you watch me
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XD I've had several in my very short lifetime... But I'll give you one I remember the most! ^-^;;;
Not even a year ago my parents and I went to the mall, my mom split up from me and my dad (I always stay with my dad for some reason... o_O') And when we were looking for her I stepped on a piece of bubble rap and if soundes like a ripped one off. >_<;;; My dad was laughing at me and two old ladies behind us were just staring at me. After about a half hour we found my mom and where we were getting ready to leave, I stepped on it again! XD