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Instant Fortune Cookie, Wanna know your fortune?
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:01 PM
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Let's see...*digs deep into bucket*

Fortune reads: 17 4 28 47 6

What is this with these humbers?! I can't buy a lottery ticket yet!


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:06 PM
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*runs backstage and brings back the houdini home upside down straightjacket set w/ chains. puts set on. has his assistant raise him up by his ankles and pulls a fortune out with his teeth*

Never bring a Nerf bat to a knife fight.


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:08 PM
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:12 PM
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@hitokiri: Neat trick. smile.gif

*simply picks out a cookie*

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post Jan 7 2005, 05:14 PM
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*chain on harness snaps and he falls into the bucket headfirst. there is a commotion within the bucket. soon the chains come flying out, followed by the straight-jacket. a hand holding a fortune pops out from under the surface of the ocean of fortunes within the bucket.*

Where zen ends, ass kicking begins.


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:15 PM
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post Jan 7 2005, 05:27 PM
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Wow, hitokiri is so creative. laugh.gif

*is not creative today; takes a cookie from the Bucket and attempts to eat it with cutlery, and the cookie crumbles*

If you were a speed reader, you'd have finished reading this 10 minutes ago.


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:30 PM
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^^ w..... laugh.gif

*pulls himself out of the Bucket of Infinite Fortunes*

hmmm....whats this...

*reaches into pocket and pulls out a fortune cookie. opens it*

If you walk in the darkness long enough, eventually you will bump into a ghost.

- one of the many random chinese proverbs that my dad spews out


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:31 PM
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"If your hungry, eat something" (another thread de-railed by LMD)


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:32 PM
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Exactly how large is this bucket?

*takes a cookie*

You don't really believe this rubbish, do you?

mellow.gif I don't like that one. Give me another...


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:34 PM
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Ohh, that reminds me. I should get my several Confucius parody quotes.

*uses a spork to fish out a cookie*

Confucius Say: "Better for man to first get something in eye and wink, than wink and then get something in eye."


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:36 PM
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^^ laugh.gif Good one, Quis!

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"blow up everything you don't like"
hmm, I think this one was meant for Pres.Bush.


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Haha. My tiny Confucius Collection is almost all like that. laugh.gif

*finds an unwrapped cookie and decides not to eat that one . . . *

Confucius Say: "She who loves and loses does not have the right lawyer."


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post Jan 7 2005, 05:42 PM
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"It's okay to love little boys that aren't yours" blink.gif
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