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The Elemental Components Of A Human Adult
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post Jan 4 2005, 02:55 PM
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The latest Anime Invasion is doing a Fullmetal Alchemist theme and it includes the circle designs (Human Transmutation, Raising the Dead, Creating Flame...etc.).
But not only does it give you the circles, it also tell you how to make your own human being! blink.gif

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Planning to make a person? Ed and Al can tell you it's a bad idea. But we thought we'd at least help you out with a shopping list of the human body's components.


To make a human being, you need:
1. 35 liters of water
2. 20 kg carbohydrates
3. 2 liters of ammonia
4. 1.5 kg of calcium
5. 800 grams of adenosine
6. 250 grams of salt
7. 100 grams of nitrogen
8. 80 grams of sulfur
9. 7.5 grams of fluoride
10. 3 grams of silicon
11. 20 grams of trace metals and junk

laugh.gif I asked my chemistry teacher if we could do it in class, but she unfortunately said no.


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post Jan 4 2005, 04:32 PM
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WOW thanks a bunch Alchemist girl.

I think ill go make a human being right now! (runs off to grocerys store)
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post Jan 4 2005, 04:59 PM
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I don't think that you can GET those things in the geocery story let along make a human out of em. But if I did that and made a human, I would name em Bobo
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Actually, you can get them in a grocery store! Observe:

water = bottled water
carbohydrates = bread
ammonia = windex
calcium = milk
adenosine = umm...science store
salt = diamond crystal salt
nitrogen = fertilizer
sulfur = you can be this at a science store
fluoride = toothpaste
silicon = computer chip
assorted junk and trace metals = nuts, bolts, and fiber too! Gotta have your fiber! happy.gif


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post Jan 4 2005, 05:19 PM
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QUOTE(alchemistgirl zero @ Jan 4 2005, 07:06 PM)
Actually, you can get them in a grocery store! Observe:

water = bottled water
carbohydrates = bread
ammonia = windex
calcium = milk
adenosine = umm...science store
salt = diamond crystal salt
nitrogen = fertilizer
sulfur = you can be this at a science store
fluoride = toothpaste
silicon = computer chip
assorted junk and trace metals = nuts, bolts, and fiber too! Gotta have your fiber! happy.gif

wow that could be the dumbest thing i've seen yet on this forum.... i tip my hat off to you..


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post Jan 4 2005, 06:21 PM
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QUOTE(alchemistgirl zero @ Jan 4 2005, 05:06 PM)
Actually, you can get them in a grocery store! Observe:

water = bottled water
carbohydrates = bread
ammonia = windex
calcium = milk
adenosine = umm...science store
salt = diamond crystal salt
nitrogen = fertilizer
sulfur = you can be this at a science store
fluoride = toothpaste
silicon = computer chip
assorted junk and trace metals = nuts, bolts, and fiber too! Gotta have your fiber! happy.gif

COOL! *runs off to a store and gets suplies* If I make one sucessfully, I will call it 'Mr. Fluffiums'. laugh.gif


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post Jan 4 2005, 08:23 PM
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Though, I wonder what Ed and Al used for their silicon...did they use breast implants? blink.gif

Ed: Britney Spears, may we use your breast implants to bring our mother back using human transmutation?
Britney Spears: blink.gif
Ed: What? You don't need them. dry.gif

No, wait...that silicone, this is silicon. Silly me. happy.gif


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post Jan 4 2005, 09:28 PM
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where are you planning on getting the soul for your human body? blink.gif


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post Jan 4 2005, 09:29 PM
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wow....interesting...though i don;t think i'd try it lol rolleyes.gif


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Oh yeah, I have to get a soul for my human being... dry.gif
...maybe I can just borrow one from somebody, like suck it out, kind of like that guy in Mortal Kombat.

Me: YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!!
*nothing happens*
Random Person: blink.gif
Me: ...umm...nevermind. happy.gif


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post Jan 5 2005, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE(hitokiri @ Jan 4 2005, 05:19 PM)
QUOTE(alchemistgirl zero @ Jan 4 2005, 07:06 PM)
Actually, you can get them in a grocery store! Observe:

water = bottled water
carbohydrates = bread
ammonia = windex
calcium = milk
adenosine = umm...science store
salt = diamond crystal salt
nitrogen = fertilizer
sulfur = you can be this at a science store
fluoride = toothpaste
silicon = computer chip
assorted junk and trace metals = nuts, bolts, and fiber too! Gotta have your fiber! happy.gif

wow that could be the dumbest thing i've seen yet on this forum.... i tip my hat off to you..

He he. And people thought I was stupid. Those items contain things other than the pure elements in them that are required for such a molevolent transutation. Humans are not meant to be brought back! Another thing, you have to be precise with which human you are trying to bring back (which is impossible unless you break down the original body of the person you are trying to bring back). Things like bread for corbohydrates is just stupid. Do you really think that our bodies are made of the same thing as bread. I don't even think that list is correct.... If you want a more precise list, try the one from FMA. But if you want to try this out I say by all means do it, but don't be surprised by negative feed back.


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Wow. Windex. mellow.gif


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QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 5 2005, 04:45 PM)
Wow.  Windex.  mellow.gif

YOu want a human that can clean windows don't you?


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Or a human that has cleaning solution as blood


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post Jan 5 2005, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(arche @ Jan 5 2005, 06:07 PM)
QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Jan 5 2005, 04:45 PM)
Wow.  Windex.  mellow.gif

YOu want a human that can clean windows don't you?

Yes, my windows do get dirty.


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