...is it wrong that I've found that Marcoh/Envy fanart before? XD
OH MY EYES, DARIUS AND HEINKEL. XD
Um...crack pairings are love.
The Truth x Al's body, because they're all alone together and it's soooo romantic *is shot*
And...if Scar and Lust are canon enough, and Kimblee is the yin to Scar's yang, and Sloth is the yin to Lust's yang, then Kimblee x Sloth so they can have awkward double dates XD. And the image of Sloth hitting Kimblee with a wrench appears in my head...
And...Oliver x Raven (...that was his name, right?) because that would be *hilarious*.
Father x Hohenheim. Just...Father x Hohenheim
Archer x Izumi, he can try and recruit her for world domination and she can beat him up with her shoe XD
Father was totally jealous of Greed being around the chimeras. He killed him
out of spite, and brought him back in Ling's body
because he missed him.
...there is definitely something wrong with me