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Udon
post Dec 16 2004, 10:57 PM
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QUOTE(Quistis88 @ Dec 16 2004, 10:55 PM)
You ARE an Alchemist, Udon.  biggrin.gif

I am now, thanks for noticing! *Hugs* I feel so happy!


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post Dec 16 2004, 10:58 PM
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YAY! GROUP HUG! *hugs everyone*


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post Dec 16 2004, 11:08 PM
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I love hugs. tongue.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 11:09 PM
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*Hugs Ailuro*

And thanks for putting up with me in the Bf/Gf thread laugh.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 11:13 PM
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*is hugged* happy.gif

There's no reason to thank. You're enjoyable. x3


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post Dec 16 2004, 11:15 PM
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*melts*

I'm enjoyable!


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post Dec 17 2004, 09:06 AM
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what about me!


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post Dec 18 2004, 12:04 AM
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A skit? Okay, here I go. If I somehow offened anybody, I apologize in advance, this is just a skit.

~*~~~*~

Roy: Edward, have you ever been really interested in the ladies? *nudges Edward with his elbow*

Edward: No! mad.gif Why are you asking that?

Roy: Well that old girl friend of yours sure does come around a lot lately.

Edward: She's not my girl friend. She is a friend... Who is a girl. Okay?

Roy: Okay then... Just tell me what you think life would be like if you did get with her

Edward: gives Roy a look* dry.gif Do you really want to know?

Roy: rolleyes.gif Of course I do

Edward: *ponders*

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Edward: sitting back in a chair, watching football on t.v., eating pizza and drinking beer* This game sucks. dry.gif *changes the channel*

Winry: comes in with more pizza and lays it next to Edward* There you go *is out of breath* do you want anything else?

Edward:Yeah, could you get me another beer from the fridge?

Winry: What?

Edward: ... I said, Could you get me another beer from the fridge?

Winry: THAT IS IT! I'VE HAD IT! *throws down a random towel* I CLEAN AFTER YOU. I FEED YOU. I EVEN CARRIED AROUND A BABY OF YOURS FOR NINE LONG MONTHS, AND THIS IS THE APPRECIATION I GET?! WELL... I QUIT! *walks out*

Edward: Wait! Come back! I can reach the pizza! *tries to reach toward the pizza, but has become to lazy to get out of his chair*
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Roy: huh.gif Your ganna become a fat slob when you get older and marry Winry?!

Edward: I NEVER SAID I WAS GANNA MARRY WINRY! AND I'M NOT GANNA GO TO FLAB EITHER!

Roy: Then why did you just tell me all of that stuff?

Edward: ... Because you asked me what did I think my life would be like if I got "hooked up" with Winry.

Roy: ... I think I'm suffering from short term memory lose... Can you run all of that by me again? biggrin.gif


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post Dec 18 2004, 12:09 AM
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Lol, I would actually love to see that happen.


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post Dec 19 2004, 08:38 PM
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Udon: *Enters* "Greetings, one and all! Udon has returned!

*Cricket noises*

Udon: *Completely oblivious* "I see my skits were missed greatly!"

*More crickets*

Udon: "But fear not, for I, Udon have come to alleviate the empty holes in your hearts."

*Crickets galore*

Udon: "Speaking of empty holes in my heart, where is my lady love, Ailuro?"

*Cricket infestation*

Udon: "Ailuro! You're faithful suitor has returned!"

*The crickets have taken over thew white house*

Udon: "Ailuro?"

*Planet Earth now belongs to crickets*

Ed: "Dumbass. She left you."

Udon *Sobbing* "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Ed: "Oh, grow up. Happens to the best of us."

Roy: "Indeed."

Udon: "But...she was the only one..."

Roy: "Cheer up. We'll help."

Ed: "Yeah, we know just the place to do it, too!"

Udon: *Sniffle* "Gee...thanks guys."

*All three go off and get plastered*


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post Dec 19 2004, 08:43 PM
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Wow, the local bar sure is popular.

(great skit smile.gif )


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post Dec 20 2004, 12:56 PM
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Udon!!!~your back(Yay!)got idea how adout Ed & Al skit(and i don't mean Yaoi)


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post Dec 20 2004, 02:16 PM
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Well, what are you waiting for? Let's hear it!


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post Dec 20 2004, 02:36 PM
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Udon! I'm terribly sorry! I have been sleeping~ xD
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post Dec 20 2004, 03:29 PM
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I've come back for another skit... Hope I get more replies then the last one laugh.gif * Thank you Tsutomu Saishuu for replying for my first one though biggrin.gif *

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Roy: Okay Edward, your free to go... However I do have an assignment for you.

Edward: uh huh.gif ... Okay, what is it?

Roy: Get taller. Your dismissed. tongue.gif

Edward: WHAT?! mad.gif I'M TALL ENOUGH AS IT IS! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YO- *gets the door slammed in his face* Ow! *rubs his nose*

Hex-Sama: *pats Edward on the back* There there buddy. I know how you feel dry.gif

Edward: Who the heck are you?

Hex-Sama: ... You don't know me? huh.gif

Edward: No. Why are you famous are something? Should I know you?

Hex-Sama: No not really. I'm not that important. I was just trying to make you feel better, because I know how it feels.

Edward: What? To get the door slammed in your face?

Hex-Sama: No. Being called short. *holds up her hands to stop Edward from wigging out* I'm not saying your short!

Edward: Then what are you trying to say?! mad.gif

Hex-Sama: Your normal height. Really, for your age, your normal height. Your not the one with the problem, It's everyone else who has the growth problem. They're too tall. ( Just using this line for the skit, I don't really mean it, so if your really tall, don't be mad smile.gif . Be proud biggrin.gif )

Edward: ... mellow.gif ... Thank you?

Hex-Sama: Your welcome biggrin.gif

Edward: Hang on a second... How old are you anyways?

Hex-Sama: 14, I'm turing 15 next February.

Edward: And how tall are you? *is looking down on her*

Hex-Sama: 4' 10".

Edward: Whoa! ohmy.gif Your only 14 and your not even 5 feet tall?! Your short! *points at her and laughs*

Hex-Sama: No I'm not... Girls are supposed to be short anyways. tongue.gif

Edward: Not as short as you! HAHAHA! *continues pointing and laughing* laugh.gif

Hex-Sama: That's it! mad.gif *tackles him*

Edward: AHHH! SECURITY!

Hex-Sama: It's 8 p.m. No one is here! Muhaha-wow! *is thrown off*

Edward: You'll never catch me, Stubby Legs! HAHAHA! tongue.gif *runs off*

Hex-Sama: *runs after him for a block and then falls over on the pavement and nearly has a heart attack* Wow *gasp for breath* He's fast *gasp for breath* Uh oh blink.gif ... I don't feel so- *passes out*


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