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post Aug 10 2007, 04:40 PM
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@slightly-smiling - Those are all funny skits!! I like them!! laugh.gif
You are very good!! biggrin.gif


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post Aug 15 2007, 09:34 PM
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A skit done by my friends and I at Anime Punch 07:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWimg3lLP4I

Currently being serialized in a fanfic I'm writing called Special Missions.


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post Aug 19 2007, 01:11 PM
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Me: Well then... Uhhh... Ok, I'm board.
Ed: I'm Really into pie. Oh and cake.
Me: I've got some, (Whips it out)
Ed: It's so big.
Me: You wanna eat it?
Ed: Uh-Huh
So me and Ed eat pie. Hey what are you doing highlighting the spoiler? There's nothing here. well sence you're reading this. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Breath) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(gasp)WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
If you are still here, I guess I'll tell you some jokes. If you don't like it then don'r read it.
Redneck computer terms
BACKUP - What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE - Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG - The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE - What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE - Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP - Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL - Time to call the undertaker
CRASH - When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL - The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE - Female Disco dancer
FAX - What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER - Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET - Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC - Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ - How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD - Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM - Where the pope lives
SCREEN - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT - A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR - Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI - What you call your week-old underwear

Al: Wow. You know you should of invited Winry, you know how much she likes it.
Ed: Shut up.
Me: Well if you liked that, then tell me maybe I'll do some more, With more action. If you don't, please don't tell me, I don't like rejection. ph34r.gif


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post Aug 23 2007, 11:23 PM
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From some random TV station, we bring you more skits

TL (Me): "Edward, Alphonse, since Udon still isn't back yet, I'm taking over your little operation for a little while until he gets back."

*Ed just now notices TL*

Ed: "Who the hell are you?"

TL: "A new writer! Just bear with me, please!"

Ed: "Why should we trust you? Udon was the one paying us."

TL: "I thought you wanted to break your contract."

Ed: "Only because he wanted me to make out with Roy!"

TL: "And do you? How about Winry?"

Ed: "No!"

TL: "I heard Udon made you make out with Winry in front of your co-workers."

Ed: "That was just a skit! I'd never do that!! He wrote all of that stuff! And if you make me do anything I swear I'll - "

TL: "What? Break your contract? You're getting made way too much to seriously want to quit."

*Ed sags in defeat*

TL: "However, I was thinking of doing something with the homunculi..."

Ed: "OH NO YOU DON'T!!"

*Ed chases TL out of room*

*Al and Roy come in*

Al: "Huh. They were just here a minute ago. I wanted to show Ed my new crayon. It's Aquamarine blue."

Roy: "That's very nice Al, but I need to go... the fangirls are waiting for me. Ever since Ed's fangirls were nearly drowned in various beverages, I've had twice as many slave- I mean, fans."

*Al coloring on paper*

Al: "Hey, look at the color you get when you color Prussian and Aquamarine blue together! You get, uh... Prussarine!"

*Group of guys enter*

Roy: "Gotta run, Al. Riza set her fanboys on me as revenge. I'm dead if I don't keep moving."

*Roy runs out of the room*

Al: "Tell Ed about Prussarine for me!"

*TL and Ed run back onto set. Run back and forth. Ed still chasing*

TL: "Please (pant pant) stay tuned (pant) for more (pant pant) Please give (cough pant ) me suggestions (pant) for more skits."

Ed: "Get in shape first!

Stay tuned for the real show! What will happen with Ed and the homunculi? Will there be a war of the fangirls/boys? Will TL get any suggestions? Find out on the next FMA skit!



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"THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO STRIP ME TO MY UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC!"- Edward Elric
"Sieze the day, cause you could be dead tomorrow."- Buffy
"I am always sure, I'm just not always right."- Catseye Yellow
"All is one, one is all."- Izumi Curtis
"The first rule of alchemy is the Equivalent Exchange."- Edward Elric
"You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the b*tch."- Winifred Burkle
"If the apocalypse comes....beep me."- Buffy
"Get ready to get dirty"- Mike Rowe
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage

"Life isn't fair."

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post Sep 26 2007, 04:58 AM
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QUOTE(live4him4eva)
Hey, how about a skit where Fullmetal Alchemist hits Who's Line is it Anyway? It can be quick and easy, and I'm sure lots of fun :3


Udon: "Starring... 'Smaller than my last paycheck: Edward Elric!' 'Tin-man ain't got nothing on me: Alphonse Elric!' 'Engine grease and motor oil are my turn-ons...Winry Rockbell!' And 'Flaming in more ways than one: Roy Mustang!'"

(The latter of the three said cast member are seen restraining Ed in his attempts to brutally injure their announcer, as Udon continues)

Udon: "I'm your host, Udon the Japanese noodle, and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anime," a show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are worth about as much Roy's military budget!"

Roy: (sighs) "Ain't that the truth."

Winry: "He's stealing Drew Carey's gimmick!"

Udon: (ignoring her) "Alright, our first skit tonight is called 'Party Quirks!' This is for everybody, Winry, you're going to host a party, Ed, Al, and Roy, you'll be the guests, only you'll each be acting out a strange quirk or identity written on the card you'll find under your chairs. Winry, your job is to guess who each of them are. You guys line up over there, and I'll ring a doorbell for you to enter, and...Winry, whenever you're ready."

(Ed, Al, and Roy stared flabbergasted at their queue cards, and Winry stands nervously in the center of the stage)

Winry: (starts pantomiming) "Well, uh...ok, it looks like the food's almost done, the table's all set. I wonder what kind of music-"

DING-DONG

Winry: (starting) "Oh, that must be them..." (goes to answer the door, greeting Ed first) "Oh, hello..."

Ed: (Is convinced that he can fly) "Look up in the sky!"

Winry: (looks up in confusion) "Hmmm?"

Ed: (pointing up) "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's..."

(Holds his arms out like a bird)

Ed: "Meeeeeeeeeeeee!"

(Ed leaps forward into the air and falls flat on his face, visibly hurt by the fall)

Winry: (points, stunned) "Uhhh...drinks are that way?"

DING-DONG!

(Winry pantomimes opening a door to Al)

Winry: "Oh, hello!"

Al: (Is trying to propose to the hostess, but can't find proper privacy) "Anno...hello Maria...nice, uh...party..."

Winry: (eyebrow twitches) "Maria?"

Ed: "Look at me!"

(Ed flies through the air, followed by another audible thud)

Al: "Umm...you know...we've been going out for a long time, and..." (blushes)

Winry: "Oh...I mean, uh...yes we have. Is there something you-"

DING-DONG

(Al deflates. Ed flaps his arms against the ground)

Winry: "Umm...hang on..."

(Opens the door to reveal a staggering Roy Mustang)

Winry: "Oh, hi - whoa, hang on there!"

(She barely manages to catch Roy as he tumbles on stage)

Roy: (Drunkenly contemplates suicide) "Gone! It's all gone! Fifteen years, life savings...down the drain..." (holds up an imaginary bottle and drinks it)

Winry: "Anno..."

Al: (blushing madly) "Maria! I need to speak to you! In private!"

(Ed jumps up and down, flapping his arms)

Ed: "The clouds...so close..."

Roy: (still clinging to Winry, faking tears) "My boss fired me...my wife left me...and my two grown kids...won't even return my phone calls..."

Winry: (flabbergasted) "Ed, you can't fly!"

BZZZZZ!

Udon: "You guessed it! Two more to go!"

(Ed stops acting and sits down, panting)

Roy: (still rambling) "No matter how you look at it...there's just nothing left to live for..."

Winry: "Ummm...I'm sure it'll be alright..."

Al: "Maria...please...there's...something important I need to ask you..."

(Winry looks at Al, before her eyes widen)

Winry: "Of course I'll marry you, Charlie!"

BZZZZZ!

Udon: "That's it! Just one more!"

Al: (blinks) "Charlie?"

Roy: "Goodbye, cruel world..." (pantomimes putting a gun to his head) "I'm leaving this miserable life behind!"

Winry: "No! Don't kill yourself! You have so much to live for!"

BZZZZZ!

Udon: "And that's all of them! Great job, everybody! A thousand points to each of you! And an additional thousand to Roy for...well, for being Roy."

(Roy flashes a smile)

Ed: (glares) "What's so great about being Roy, huh!?"

Al: "That was so embarrassing..."

Ed: "At least your quirk didn't involve pain!"

Udon: "Speaking of pain, our next skit is called 'Let's make a Date!' It's a game for all four of you, Ed, Al and Roy will be our contestants on a dating type game show, hoping to be picked by the beautiful, voluptuous Winry."

Winry: "Voluptuous!?"

Udon: (still ignoring her) "Each of you is going to have a strange quirk or identity, as you'll see on the cards beneath your stools, and Winry's going to question you as if you were on a dating show. Whenever you're ready, take it away!"

(The three boys sit on their stools as Winry fumes off to the side)

Winry: (twitching) "Rrrrrrrgh...hmmm..." (resigned sigh) "Bachelor number one...if we were to go out for dinner, where would it be?"

Ed: (Naruto) "Uh...someplace that serves ramen...believe it..."

Winry: (blinks) "Ok, uh...Bachelor number two...what would be your description of the most romantic night of your life?"

Al: (Shinji Ikari) "...I mustn't run away...I mustn't run away...I mustn't run away..."

Winry: (blinks again) "Ok...Bachelor number three-"

Roy: (Hot Blooded Mecha pilot) "No time! My friends are in danger! I must be off! Mega Dyna-Buster! Lift-off!"

(Roy strikes a pose)

Winry: "Uhh...Bachelor number one. What are your goals in life?"

Ed: "I'll be the next hokage! Believe it!"

Roy: "Back, evildoers! Or face the wrath of my mighty Gigaton Cannon!"

Al: "Nobody likes me..." (sniff) "Everyone leaves me...

Winry: "Alright...sappy...emo kid! Get a spine!"

BZZZZ!

Udon: "Close enough, that was Shinji Ikari!"

Roy: "All you need to win is hard work and guts!"

Winry: "You're...every bad mech anime ever made?"

BZZZZ!

Udon: "Right again, that was a hot blooded mecha pilot."

Ed: (puts his hands together in a ninja technique symbol) "Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu!"

Winry: "Uhhh..."

Ed: (vein pops) "Rasengan!"

Winry: (sweat drops) "I...have no idea who you are..."

BZZZZ!

Udon: "Aww, too bad! He's Naruto!"

Ed: "Jeez, all that hard work for nothing!"

Winry: "Well, sorry! I don't exactly watch shonen anime, you know!?"

Ed: "I bet if I played Sasuke, you'd know who I was!"

Roy: (winks) "I'm telling you, it's all about the black haired heart throb who uses fire."

Udon: "Our next skit is called "Hoe Down!" This is for all four of you, and we need a suggestion from the audience about a goal or objective these four might strive for..."

(Voices sound out from the audience, when Riza shouts something that catches his ear)

Udon: "'Getting a life.' Well, that's something we could all stand to achieve. Alright, let's hear the 'getting a life hoedown!'"

(The music starts up and the four cast members stand in a line, looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were)

Ed: "My friends tell me to get a life, I think they might be right,
Never mind that half of them are working day and night.
So I'm always studying, it's always worked for me,
Which one of the two of us can practice alchemy!?"

Al: "I've never really had a life. Nothing wrong with that.
I've never really had the time to just sit down and chat.
When you always study, and like to stay well read,
Be more concerned that your body's made of lead."

Winry: "I'd like to get outdoors and walk the town and stuff like that,
See what's at the mall, maybe try on a new hat.
How do you expect me to keep track of what's on sale?
I spend all my time with fixing Edward's automail!"

(Winry fixes Ed with a glare. Ed withers.)

Roy: "My mother always tells me that I ain't got no life,
'You spend so much time working! Why don't you have a wife?'
I'm just so sick of hearing her boss me around,
She'd know why if she just took a look around my town!"

All: "That's why we have no life!"

Udon: "And that's our show! Goodnight everybody!"


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post Sep 27 2007, 06:52 PM
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Dude! That was funny. Why can't I make up funny skits like you? Lessee........
Why don't you do one where the characters have to imitate each other for the
entire skit?And: Dear Ed, what would you do on a giant table top with a huge bowl
of your favorite food? Give us something good, and for God's sake, give them
better paychecks! tongue.gif


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"THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO STRIP ME TO MY UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC!"- Edward Elric
"Sieze the day, cause you could be dead tomorrow."- Buffy
"I am always sure, I'm just not always right."- Catseye Yellow
"All is one, one is all."- Izumi Curtis
"The first rule of alchemy is the Equivalent Exchange."- Edward Elric
"You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the b*tch."- Winifred Burkle
"If the apocalypse comes....beep me."- Buffy
"Get ready to get dirty"- Mike Rowe
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage

"Life isn't fair."

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post Nov 8 2007, 03:21 AM
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I got one for you Udon.can u do one of a new years party were alphonse(in flesh) and winry get plastered and are found being more than friends kiss3.gif (and if u dont know what i mean. i mean something like lieing on a beach wharing nothing but a smile plaing kissy kissy, smoochy smoochy talking mushy mushy but more funny less naked) then ed finally comes to the party late cuz he was picking up more booze or something and sees them together... and... uh you come up with the rest i cant really think right now cuz it 2 am so.. can ... u..?...ZZZZZZZZZ
P.S. can u also stic in Roy, riza, envy havoc... and who ever else u want 2 (if you dont want to put all thos people u dont hav 2)
Ed> chair.gif sniper.gif suicide2.gif


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We meaningless beings ponder the world, Though the realization
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post Nov 30 2007, 12:24 PM
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Udon: (does a little dance) “Woo-hoo! Finally, an honest to goodness letter! It’s been years!”

Ed: (nods) “Literally.”

Udon: “Ed, the envelope please?”

(Ed hands him the envelope)

Udon: (reads) “Dear Ed, what would you do on a giant table top with a huge bowl
of your favorite food? Signed, tsimehcla latemlluf.”

Ed: (baffled) “How do you pronounce that?”

Udon: “Don’t worry about it, just answer it.”

Ed: (thinks) “Ok…hmm…well, first I would recruit the aid of the military to distribute the foodstuffs to needy children in starving countries worldwide.”

Udon: (bright-eyed) “Really?”

Ed: (rolls eyes) “Pfff! You kidding? I’d shove my face into the plate an inhale!”

Udon: (crestfallen) “Oh…so…what is your favorite food, Ed?”

Ed: “It’s-”

(A very human Alphonse, with Winry clinging to him for support, come stumbling in, each carrying bottles of champagne, stumbling for balance, singing off key)

Al: “Should auld acquaintance be forgot / And never brought to mind!?”

Winry: “Should auld acquaintance be forgot / And auld lang syne?”

Ed: (twitches)

Udon: (looking at Al) “Since when did you have your body back?”

Al: (slurred) “Since conqueror of Shambala!”

Winry: (singing loudly – and badly) “For auld lang syne, my dear / For auld lang syne!”

Al: (snickering) “Gee, Winry, you sing worse than Roy Mustang!”

Winry: (one eye half lidded) “Oh yeah!? Well you sound like Havoc after his third let down!”

Al: “No, no – this is what Havoc sounds like – “Waaaaaah! Nobody loves me! I’m going to drown my sorrows until I can’t say my own name!”

Winry: (snickering) “No, no, that’s what Roy sounds like! “My life is spiraling down the cesspool of everyone’s misery and turmoil! Stab my heart and slit my throat! Wash yourself in my blood!”

Al: (laughing hilariously) “No, no – dude, that was totally Envy right there!”

Winry: (unable to focus on Al’s face, much less his words) “Huh? Aww, who cares! They’re both a bunch of emo kids anyway!”

Udon: “…”

Ed: “…”

Winry: “How about “I’m such a hardass! I’m a no nonsense girl who’ll put bullet between your eyes if you so much as cross me!”

Al: (chuckling) “Let me guess – Riza!”

Winry: “Yup! Wait, wait, I got another one, I got one… “ Please, please, please, send me more ideas! I NEEEED your ideas for the love of God!”

Al: (cackling with laughter) “Oh my God! You do Udon so well!”

Ed: (holding Udon back from strangling his younger brother) “Easy now…they’re not in their right mind…”

Al: “How about this: “Who are you calling so small, he’d get beaten up by an ant!?”

Winry: (grinning at Al) “Wow…you do a really convincing Edward…”

Ed: (twitches) “On the second thought, stand aside. You can kill them after I maim them a little…”

(Ed is halted in his tracks when Winry plants a big wet kiss on Al’s suddenly sober looking face)

Ed: O_O

Udon: O.O

Al: O////O

Winry: (pulls back, winking) “Oh, I’m sorry Al…I thought we were role playing…”

Ed: (explodes) “WINRY! I’M RIGHT HERE!”

(Winry and Al both blink, before looking at each other in embarrassment)

Both: “…Darn”

(Ed starts chasing Al around)

Udon: (watching them run around) “Hey, uh…guys? I got role for you: “We’re drunk, we’re angry, and we’re coming after you.”

Ed: “Not now, Udon! I’m killing something!”

Al: “I’m sorry, Nii-san! There was nothing I could do!”

Winry: (still tipsy) “I don’t get it…who are you supposed to be? All of us?”

Udon: (gulps) “Uh, no…all of them….”

(points to an angry looking Roy, Riza, Havoc and Envy, all looking rather pissed at having been made fun of)

All: “Get them!”

(Roy, Riza, Havoc and Envy chase Al and Winry off the set.)

Ed: “And don’t come back!”

(Ed collapses in a heap next to Udon, who just looks confused.)

Udon: “So…what was your favorite food again?”

Ed: (gets up) “Who the hell cares, I just wanna get hammered…”

(Wanders off to the bar.)

Udon: "...Uh...we'll see you next time, I guess."


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post Dec 4 2007, 04:14 PM
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Oh man........ROTFL. You didn't finish answering my question, though!
After that you should put Roy, Ed, and Alphonse on Jeopardy!
You make it funny. I'm too lazy.

And: Dear Roy,

If you could have your own show/game show, what would
it be like? Please give an example.

I will try to keep supplying letters.



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"THAT'S NO EXCUSE TO STRIP ME TO MY UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC!"- Edward Elric
"Sieze the day, cause you could be dead tomorrow."- Buffy
"I am always sure, I'm just not always right."- Catseye Yellow
"All is one, one is all."- Izumi Curtis
"The first rule of alchemy is the Equivalent Exchange."- Edward Elric
"You know what they say about payback? Well I'm the b*tch."- Winifred Burkle
"If the apocalypse comes....beep me."- Buffy
"Get ready to get dirty"- Mike Rowe
"I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage

"Life isn't fair."

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post Dec 4 2007, 11:56 PM
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OMG!! That was perfect i loved it laugh.gif I was hoping you would understand what i said most people stare for a long time and then say huh.gif "what the heck are you talking about??" when i talk dry.gif
you are so good at this wouldent that be awsome if you wrote these and Arakawa Sensei put them in the manga in the extras?


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post Dec 31 2007, 01:06 AM
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Hey i have a story well i kinda took it from an inuyasha site like a year ago than i turned it into a comic of fma (it actuly is'nt exactly the same, i added my own flavour to it) so if i get in truble for this .....i'm sorry sorry.gif
(insted of me i'm going to call myself arakawa cuz that how i drew it?)

Audience: Woo-hoo *clap* I LOVE THIS SHOW!! (ect)

Arakawa: *walks out on stage* hi and welcome to the hiromu show, today on my show we'll be revealing a deep secret of Edward Elric'sand his brother Alphonse Elric will be here as well, so every one please help me in welcoming here Alphonse!!

*Audience cheers as al walks out on stage*

Al: Hi little cow!

Arakawa: i'm Arakawa

Al:*sits on the floor cuz theres no chairs besides the on arakawa is sitting on*

Arakawa: Al, so you and winry are "going out" correct?

Al: Huh? Uh... I guess... is that why i'm here?

Arakawa: of course! but we have a surprise, Heh Heh

Al:Uh-oh

Arakawa: lets bring out Edward!

*Audience go's even wilder*

Ed: wow *loking out at the crowd then looked over toward his bro and host* Hi little cow!

Arakawa: I'M Arakawa!! pissed.gif

Al: Brother why are you here?

Ed:I have something to tell Winry

Arakawa: so Ed you and Winry are lovers right?

Ed: *blushes* yea thats why i'm here beef bowl

Arakawa: chair.gif

Al: hey, thats the same thing you asked me! I didn't know she was two timing me with this shorty!

Ed:HEY WHACH WHO YOU CALL SHORT I KNOW YOUR WEAK SPOT!! threaten.gif

Arakawa:okay, okay calm down. and without further ado let bring out Winry Rockbell!!

*Audience cheers*

Winry: hi little cow!

Arakawa: I' ARAKAWA!! offtopic.gif

Winry: Hi Ed.... and Al? oh crud

Ed & Al: hmmph.gif

Arakawa: Al this might come as a shock to you, but when your brain storming, reading and studing bout the 'stone' Ed's 'important bizness' is really him going out with Winry, and Ed when you really hav importent stuff to do Al is out with winry!

Ed & Al: WHAT?!!!! *turnd and glared at Winry*

Winry: its true *grabs Ed* but i don't love Al like i love you Ed

Al: why did you lead me on like that...? I really liked you Winry *sob* brother arnt your mad that she was cheating on you?

Ed: well she picked me didn't she score! dance3.gif

Winry: sorry Al but I could never love a tin-can

Al *looking rather shocked*

Winry: your a grate person tho

Al*crawls in to corner* Brother i might still like her but you can hav her

Ed: i can't believe you, you cry baby

Winry: sorry al. Ed i'm glad you understand

Ed: oh yea, i almost forgot...

Arakawa: okay every one if i lost you, now is the time to listen!

Roy in the audience: I love it when people get hurt Muwahahahahaha!

Winry: what is it Ed?

Ed:*gets down on one knee* will you marry me?

*Audience gasps*

Al:GASP! WAAHHHHH!! WHAT A BROTHER YOU ARE! *SOB GLOOM* crybaby.gif

Winry: blink.gif

Ed: well?

Winry: I except.... When i'm 20

Ed: What? Why not now?

Roy:Wahahaha ooooo what a let down man thats a slap in the face

Arakawa: Hey!! I'm the host so shut up!!

Roy: Wach it little cow I can BBQ you in 5.2 seconeds!!

Arakawa: I'M.... oh forget it

*back to win & ed*

Winry: Well not every one can be like you and drop every thing for some-one, besides I still have dreems of my own, like becomming the worlds best auto-mail enginer! oh yes thats my dream!!

Ed: auto-mail otaku!

Winry: okay okay im sorry

Al: *still crying in the back ground*

Winry: AL SHUT UP!!!

Ed & Winry: i luv u

Arakawa: Okay? you people are weird! Oh by the way Winry did you noticed that Al left?

Winry: oh-no, I'M SORRY TIN-CAN!!!

Ed: forget him its me you love!

Winry: now that we're engadged does'nt mean that i'll fix you auto-mail for free!

Ed: aww come on

Arakawa:well times running out so cach you next time on the hiromu show bye bye!

BANG BANG BANG BANG!!

Ed: GAH! WINRY!!

Winry: *plops onto floor* ow

FULLMETAL!! said a voice from the audience*

Hawkeye: Edward i am madly deeply in love with you, my hart bleeds for you!

Ed: AND SO DOES WINRY!! HURRY GET A METIC!! *PANIC PANIC*

Hawkeye: so should come live with me

Ed: GET AWAY FORM ME YOU OBSESSED FREAK!!!

Roy: hey I thought you loved me?!

Hawkeye: oh please i'm sooooo over head comand

Roy: give me one more chance *reaches for her*

Hawkeye: Get away!!

BANG BANG BANG BANG!

Roy: *writes miniskir... in his blood*

Hawkeye: *chasing ed* how about a kissy-poo!!

Ed: GET HER OUT OF HERE!! *SCREMING AND RUNNING AWAY*

A few moments after people trying to get Hawkeye off ed gun shots and over all total destruction later

Arakawa: ok befor my gets canceled for being so violent we should stop the camras!! CUT CUT!!!

well theres my story hope you liked it please tell me what you think blowup.gif


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post Feb 11 2008, 04:24 PM
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QUOTE(tsimehcla latemlluf @ Dec 4 2007, 04:14 PM) *
Oh man........ROTFL. You didn't finish answering my question, though!
After that you should put Roy, Ed, and Alphonse on Jeopardy!
You make it funny. I'm too lazy.

And: Dear Roy,

If you could have your own show/game show, what would
it be like? Please give an example.

I will try to keep supplying letters.


Roy: (grinning) “I’m glad you asked that question, tsimehcla latemlluf –”

Ed: “How do you even pronounce that name!?”

Roy: (ignoring him) “ – Because tonight, we’ll be participating in the hottest dating show of all time…”

(A studio set appears in the background, with game show girls in reveling outfits and poses motioning to the title placard)

Roy: “Who Wants to Date an Alchemist!?”

Ed: “…”

Roy: (smiles, holding up a cue card that says ‘applause’)

(Riza barges onto the set and smacks Roy upside the head)

Roy: (rubbing his head) “Ow…”

(Ed laughs hysterically)

Riza: “Right. Filling in for your regular broadcast tonight will be the season premier of my new game show…”

(The set changes to a firing range)

Riza: “Who Wants to Shoot an Alchemist?”

(Riza cocks her gun)

Riza: “Tonight’s winner is: Me.”

(Roy blanches as Riza takes aim and makes a run for it, Riza hot on her tail)

Ed: “…Well then…seeing as our regular cast isn’t here, let’s switch over to…” (reads cue card) “Are You Shorter than Edward...Elric... wait a damn minute! Udon! Get out here! I got a bone to pick with you!”

(stomps off screen)

Al: (meekly) “And now a word from our sponsors!”

(Winry speaks from off screen)

Winry: “Do I really have to do this…?”

Al: “You wanted publicity, remember!?”

(Winry grumbles as she walks out onto the set, dressed in a similar fashion to one of the game show girls on Roy’s set)

Winry: (blushing profusely) “Brought to you by: Rockbell Automail, servicing all your automail needs! Got a missing limb? Are you confined to a wheelchair? Tired of being a quadriplegic? Then stop by Rockbell automail today!”

Al: (wincing) "That was kind of insensitive...)

(Winry holds up an aerosol can)

Winry: (continuing) “And by, Mustang Lubricant – providing frictionless environments for everything from engines and carborators to…”

(Her blush magnifies as her eyes bug out as she reads the teleprompter)

Winry: (waving the can around enraged) “ROY MUSTANG! WHAT IS THIS!?”

(As Al blushes empathetically, Ed snickers from off screen)

Ed: “Heheh…you know, lubricant has a myriad of uses…”

(Winry fumes in anger)

Al: (stammering) “Y-Y-You know…I use lubricant to ease my joints…you know, cause…sometimes they get kind of rusty…”

Ed: (refraining laughter) “Now might not be the best time to mention that, Al…”

Winry: (glaring evilly) “You know, Ed, lubricant is more popular with guy-on-guy pairings, and this is Roy’s product, after all…”

(Ed blushes furiously)

(Suddenly everyone ducks as a hail of bullets flies overhead. A moment later, Roy comes barreling through the set)

Winry: "Colonel Mustang! I've got half a mind to shove this can right up your-"

Roy: "Now's not the best time sweetheart!"

(Everyone ducks again as another hail of bullet fire blares overhead, and Roy takes off as Riza chases him, reloading her pistol)

Riza: “Hold still so I can shoot you!”

Roy: “Like hell!”

Udon: (appearing from off set) “Alright, hold it! HOLD IT!”

(Everyone comes to a halt)

Udon: (Pacing around with a clipboard) “Look, people – I’ve been nice, I’ve tried to appeal to everyone’s needs, I had confidence that you could come up with something on your own…but this is getting out of control. I’m afraid we’re going to have to resort to plan B.”

(Everyone’s expression falls as a man with graying hair walks on stage)

Alex Trebek: “From the set haphazardly put together in Udon's garage: This…is…Jeopardy!”

To Be Continued…


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post Feb 11 2008, 10:00 PM
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SKIT TIEM IS NOW!!!

Connecticon '07 Masquerade.
Starring yours truly and others... wink.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgzq48IGTto


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post Jun 21 2008, 01:02 AM
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Wow! I've read all the skits and these are Fantastic!!!
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post Mar 24 2009, 06:29 PM
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Hey, Udon. You like the manga-only character Mei? You should do one with her in it!


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