Hey, how about a skit where Fullmetal Alchemist hits Who's Line is it Anyway? It can be quick and easy, and I'm sure lots of fun :3
Udon: "Starring... 'Smaller than my last paycheck: Edward Elric!' 'Tin-man ain't got nothing on me: Alphonse Elric!' 'Engine grease and motor oil are my turn-ons...Winry Rockbell!' And 'Flaming in more ways than one: Roy Mustang!'"
(The latter of the three said cast member are seen restraining Ed in his attempts to brutally injure their announcer, as Udon continues)
Udon: "I'm your host, Udon the Japanese noodle, and welcome to "Whose Line is it Anime," a show where everything is made up and the points don't matter! That's right, the points are worth about as much Roy's military budget!"
Roy: (sighs) "Ain't that the truth."
Winry: "He's stealing Drew Carey's gimmick!"
Udon: (ignoring her) "Alright, our first skit tonight is called 'Party Quirks!' This is for everybody, Winry, you're going to host a party, Ed, Al, and Roy, you'll be the guests, only you'll each be acting out a strange quirk or identity written on the card you'll find under your chairs. Winry, your job is to guess who each of them are. You guys line up over there, and I'll ring a doorbell for you to enter, and...Winry, whenever you're ready."
(Ed, Al, and Roy stared flabbergasted at their queue cards, and Winry stands nervously in the center of the stage)
Winry: (starts pantomiming) "Well, uh...ok, it looks like the food's almost done, the table's all set. I wonder what kind of music-"
Winry: (starting) "Oh, that must be them..." (goes to answer the door, greeting Ed first) "Oh, hello..."
Ed: (Is convinced that he can fly
) "Look up in the sky!"
Winry: (looks up in confusion) "Hmmm?"
Ed: (pointing up) "It's a bird! It's a plane! It's..."
(Holds his arms out like a bird)
(Ed leaps forward into the air and falls flat on his face, visibly hurt by the fall)
Winry: (points, stunned) "Uhhh...drinks are that way?"
(Winry pantomimes opening a door to Al)
Winry: "Oh, hello!"
Al: (Is trying to propose to the hostess, but can't find proper privacy
) "Anno...hello Maria...nice, uh...party..."
Winry: (eyebrow twitches) "Maria?"
Ed: "Look at me!"
(Ed flies through the air, followed by another audible thud)
Al: "Umm...you know...we've been going out for a long time, and..." (blushes)
Winry: "Oh...I mean, uh...yes we have. Is there something you-"
(Al deflates. Ed flaps his arms against the ground)
Winry: "Umm...hang on..."
(Opens the door to reveal a staggering Roy Mustang)
Winry: "Oh, hi - whoa, hang on there!"
(She barely manages to catch Roy as he tumbles on stage)
Roy: (Drunkenly contemplates suicide
) "Gone! It's all gone! Fifteen years, life savings...down the drain..." (holds up an imaginary bottle and drinks it)
Al: (blushing madly) "Maria! I need to speak to you! In private!"
(Ed jumps up and down, flapping his arms)
Ed: "The clouds...so close..."
Roy: (still clinging to Winry, faking tears) "My boss fired me...my wife left me...and my two grown kids...won't even return my phone calls..."
Winry: (flabbergasted) "Ed, you can't fly!"
Udon: "You guessed it! Two more to go!"
(Ed stops acting and sits down, panting)
Roy: (still rambling) "No matter how you look at it...there's just nothing left to live for..."
Winry: "Ummm...I'm sure it'll be alright..."
Al: "Maria...please...there's...something important I need to ask you..."
(Winry looks at Al, before her eyes widen)
Winry: "Of course I'll marry you, Charlie!"
Udon: "That's it! Just one more!"
Al: (blinks) "Charlie?"
Roy: "Goodbye, cruel world..." (pantomimes putting a gun to his head) "I'm leaving this miserable life behind!"
Winry: "No! Don't kill yourself! You have so much to live for!"
Udon: "And that's all of them! Great job, everybody! A thousand points to each of you! And an additional thousand to Roy for...well, for being Roy."
(Roy flashes a smile)
Ed: (glares) "What's so great about being Roy, huh!?"
Al: "That was so embarrassing..."
Ed: "At least your quirk didn't involve pain
Udon: "Speaking of pain, our next skit is called 'Let's make a Date!' It's a game for all four of you, Ed, Al and Roy will be our contestants on a dating type game show, hoping to be picked by the beautiful, voluptuous Winry."
Udon: (still ignoring her) "Each of you is going to have a strange quirk or identity, as you'll see on the cards beneath your stools, and Winry's going to question you as if you were on a dating show. Whenever you're ready, take it away!"
(The three boys sit on their stools as Winry fumes off to the side)
Winry: (twitching) "Rrrrrrrgh...hmmm..." (resigned sigh) "Bachelor number one...if we were to go out for dinner, where would it be?"
) "Uh...someplace that serves ramen...believe it..."
Winry: (blinks) "Ok, uh...Bachelor number two...what would be your description of the most romantic night of your life?"
Al: (Shinji Ikari
) "...I mustn't run away...I mustn't run away...I mustn't run away..."
Winry: (blinks again) "Ok...Bachelor number three-"
Roy: (Hot Blooded Mecha pilot
) "No time! My friends are in danger! I must be off! Mega Dyna-Buster! Lift-off!"
(Roy strikes a pose)
Winry: "Uhh...Bachelor number one. What are your goals in life?"
Ed: "I'll be the next hokage! Believe it!"
Roy: "Back, evildoers! Or face the wrath of my mighty Gigaton Cannon!"
Al: "Nobody likes me..." (sniff) "Everyone leaves me...
Winry: "Alright...sappy...emo kid! Get a spine!"
Udon: "Close enough, that was Shinji Ikari!"
Roy: "All you need to win is hard work and guts!"
Winry: "You're...every bad mech anime ever made?"
Udon: "Right again, that was a hot blooded mecha pilot."
Ed: (puts his hands together in a ninja technique symbol) "Kage-Bunshin no Jutsu!"
Ed: (vein pops) "Rasengan!"
Winry: (sweat drops) "I...have no idea who you are..."
Udon: "Aww, too bad! He's Naruto!"
Ed: "Jeez, all that hard work for nothing!"
Winry: "Well, sorry! I don't exactly watch shonen anime, you know!?"
Ed: "I bet if I played Sasuke, you'd know who I was!"
Roy: (winks) "I'm telling you, it's all about the black haired heart throb who uses fire."
Udon: "Our next skit is called "Hoe Down!" This is for all four of you, and we need a suggestion from the audience about a goal or objective these four might strive for..."
(Voices sound out from the audience, when Riza shouts something that catches his ear)
Udon: "'Getting a life.' Well, that's something we could all stand to achieve. Alright, let's hear the 'getting a life hoedown!'"
(The music starts up and the four cast members stand in a line, looking like they'd rather be anywhere but where they were)
Ed: "My friends tell me to get a life, I think they might be right,
Never mind that half of them are working day and night.
So I'm always studying, it's always worked for me,
Which one of the two of us can practice alchemy!?"
Al: "I've never really had a life. Nothing wrong with that.
I've never really had the time to just sit down and chat.
When you always study, and like to stay well read,
Be more concerned that your body's made of lead."
Winry: "I'd like to get outdoors and walk the town and stuff like that,
See what's at the mall, maybe try on a new hat.
How do you expect me to keep track of what's on sale?
I spend all my time with fixing Edward's automail!"
(Winry fixes Ed with a glare. Ed withers.)
Roy: "My mother always tells me that I ain't got no life,
'You spend so much time working! Why don't you have a wife?'
I'm just so sick of hearing her boss me around,
She'd know why if she just took a look around my town!"
All: "That's why we have no life!"
Udon: "And that's our show! Goodnight everybody!"
My Karma ran over your Dogma.