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Skits and Funny FMA Scenes and FMA Jokes!, Post your creations here!!
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Elric
post Dec 13 2004, 03:21 PM
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hello! just thought it was a good idea to make skits here! oh ! and try to include yourself in the skit!
(i am bored. thats why i'm tormenting myself to get my butt on the computer and type stuff. sad.gif )


ok. iz up to you now!

(why i'm not doing a skit? kos i'll get carried away...)
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post Dec 13 2004, 03:24 PM
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What's a "skit"? Anyway, I don't think it's the right place to do it...


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post Dec 13 2004, 03:48 PM
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post Dec 13 2004, 04:26 PM
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QUOTE(Ninie @ Dec 13 2004, 03:24 PM)
What's a "skit"? Anyway, I don't think it's the right place to do it...

Skit. Verb. 1: A jeering or satirical remark: TAUNT. 2a: a satirical or humourous story or sketch. 2b: (1)a brief burlesque or comic sketch included in a dramatic performance. (2): a short serious dramatic piece.

Think of Saturday Night Live and you get the idea.


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post Dec 13 2004, 04:45 PM
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QUOTE(Zio @ Dec 13 2004, 06:26 PM)
QUOTE(Ninie @ Dec 13 2004, 03:24 PM)
What's a "skit"? Anyway, I don't think it's the right place to do it...

Skit. Verb. 1: A jeering or satirical remark: TAUNT. 2a: a satirical or humourous story or sketch. 2b: (1)a brief burlesque or comic sketch included in a dramatic performance. (2): a short serious dramatic piece.

Think of Saturday Night Live and you get the idea.

Ah, thank you! I learn new words every day here ohmy.gif


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post Dec 13 2004, 09:10 PM
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(Warning: Slightly mature-ish content ahead. You have been warned)

Ed: "Would you guys mind not arguing over what a skit was and start one already?"

Al: "Umm...Nii-san? I think it's started already?"

Ed: "What! They say the camera's supposed to make you loss 30 lbs or something! The last thing I need is to be even samller than normal!"

(A/N: Not sure what that converts to in kilos happy.gif sorry)

Al: "Um...I don't think it matter, Nii-san...nobody can see us..."

Ed: "Oh, really? Then I can do this and nobody will know!?"

Al: "NII-SAN! Put that back on!"

Ed: "Hey, ladies! Guess what I'm looking at right now!"

Al: "Nii-san! Cut that out!"

Ed: "My feet! Hahahaha!"

Al: "Nii-san...you're being disgraceful..."

Ed: "Aw, come on! It's just us guys here anyway."

Winly: "Oro?"

Al: "Um...Nii-san?"

Ed: "Nani?"

(Al points to Winly)

Ed: *O_O* "Eh...Winly..."

Winly: "Ed?"

Ed: *Puts clothes back on* "What are you doing here!?"

Winly: "...I live here..."

Ed: "How much did you see!?"

Winly: *Shrugs* "Nothing I haven't seen before...but more than those drooling fangirls have seen, that's for sure..."

Ed: "I don't believe this!" *Runs off in embarrasement*

Winly: "Al? Just out of curiosity...what were you two doing?"

Al: "Eh...heheh...Nii-san just wanted to tease the fangirls. Anno...have you really seen Nii-san naked before?"

Winly: "I operated on his body, Al...it was an emergency..."

Al: "...Anno...Winly...?"

Winly: "Eh?"

Al: "...You haven't...seen me before...have you?"

Winly: "Don't worry. You're almost the same size."

*Winly walks away*

Al: "Almost..the same...size?"

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(A/N: Sorry for the fan service-esque-ness of that skit, got a little carried away. Hope no one was offended [Hope, also, that at least one fangirl was at least a little turned on happy.gif.])


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post Dec 13 2004, 10:41 PM
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xD That was hilarious! Udon, you're the best!


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post Dec 13 2004, 10:56 PM
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too all those people who dunno wat this is for... i was bored like hell when i did this so dont blame me! blame umm... my boredness! mad.gif
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post Dec 14 2004, 12:09 AM
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WONDERFUL, Udon! laugh.gif


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post Dec 14 2004, 03:13 PM
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Did I hear the word 'camera' over there? I know how to put the 'record' light off... [insert evil grin]

Haha; that was funny Udon laugh.gif


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post Dec 14 2004, 03:47 PM
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*Ed Comes walking in with a dejected look*

Ed: "Eh....heheheh...Al asked me to appologize for my rude behavior, so...yeah..."

(Ed tries to skink off, when a large metal foot whacks him back on stage)

Ed: "Aie! Uh...also...just to clarify...Winly never saw me naked before. That was just a ploy."

(Al Whispers something to Ed)

Ed: "Al, I am not saying that!"

(Al whispers something to Ed)

Ed: "I don't care! I'm not saying that in front of all these poeple!"

(Al Whispers)

Ed: "You...you wouldn't..."

Al: "Yes, I would..."

Ed: *Sighs* "Okay...Al actually is bigger than me."

(Al snickers from back stage)

Ed: "Hey, wait a minute! That doesn't make sense! You're a freakin' suit of armor! You dont' even have one!"

Al: *Laughing* "But if i did, I'd be bigger than you, Nii-san!"

Ed: "Grrr...Al, I'm gonna kill you!"

(They chase each other around for a while)

Izumi: *Sighing* "Pathetic."

Winly: "Agreed."

Riza: "Typical boys...arguing over who's bigger..."

All: "When we all know who really is..."

(They all look at Roy)

Roy: "...What?"


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post Dec 14 2004, 03:54 PM
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Udon, you are SO awesome! laugh.gif It's probably very accurate, too . . .


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post Dec 14 2004, 08:12 PM
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Udon, you are evil and disturbing, but funny. xD


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post Dec 14 2004, 08:33 PM
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more skits,Udon(love them)Yay!~


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post Dec 15 2004, 02:29 PM
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Ed: "Ahem..." *Reads from script* "We interupt your regularly sceduled skit reading to bring you this important message: The author needs material; we're running out of ideas. Also, the author would like to let the audience rest assured that Alphonse...is in fact...the best..."

*Glares at Udon*

Ed: "WHO may I ask, WROTE this?"

Udon: "Um..." *Points*

Al: *Raises hands* "Udon! You were supposed to take the blame for me!"

Udon: "Did you see the look on his face!?"

Ed: "Al! You're not getting away with this!"

*They chase each other around*

Roy: "Jeez...this could go on for hours."

Udon: "But I've got a skit to do!"

Roy: "No problem..."

*Snaps fingers*

*Ed and Al fall to the ground, charred*

Udon: "Not as subtle as a skit, but amusing, nonetheless."

Roy: "I try."


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