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A Fullmetal Christmas, FMA Christmas Carols (some spoilers)
post Dec 20 2009, 06:25 AM
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I wasn't sure where to put these, but since I planned to use these already, I might as well share them with you all.

FMA Christmas Songs!

You better not eat,
don't fatten up nice,
please heed my warnings,
'cuz of his appetite!
Gluttony is chomping you down!

He's making a list,
he's eating it twice,
he once ate a mountain
in just one night!
Gluttony is chomping you down!

He sees that you are tasty,
you'd taste good on Corn Flakes,
he knows when you are nice and clean,
and Lust taught him how to bake!

You better not eat,
don't fatten up nice,
please heed my warnings,
'cuz of his appetite!
Gluttony is chomping you down!

You know Mustang, and Armstrong, and Marcoh, and Kimbley,
Basque Gran, and Edward Elric who's a shorty,
but do you recall,
the most screwed up alchemist of all?

Tucker the Life-Sewing Alchemist,
had a very cute daughter,
combined her with his dog,
he deserved to be slaughtered.

All of the other alchemists,
they've done some effed up stuff,
but for this awful monster,
Hell is just not good enough.

Then one rainy Central eve,
Scar came in and said,
"Tucker, you are such a load,
I'ma make your head asplode."

Then he killed little Nina,
Edward cried in agony,
Tucker the Life-Sewing Alchemist,
you're the worst father in history!

Dashing through the blood,
in a fat bas***d's belly
in my pants there's mud
I think I made smelly!

O'er a corpse we go,
wish we had some light,
will Envy kill me first,
or will I die of fright?

I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
Ling, you're in my way,
I hope that freak Envy lied,
no, I'm not the type to pray!
I'm in hell, I'm in hell,
is this night or day?
Oh god, where can I hide,
tell Envy I don't want to play!

Lust is roasting on an open fire,
Sloth is in repose,
Wrath looks like he should retire,
And Pride's dissolving near his nose

Everybody knows Envy killed himself below,
Greed's still in a fight,
Gluttony was devoured like a tub of dough,
but Father's still all right.

Although the end is on it's way,
the major characters are still in play,
except maybe for Ed, and I ask why,
and will Alphonse get some apple pie?

And so I'm offering this simple phrase
to those who read to 102,
though it's been said, many times, many ways,
looks like Roy is so screwed!


Fullmetal Alchemist is over! Thank you, Hiromu Arakawa! ;_;
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post Jan 15 2010, 08:44 PM
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I'm totally off my rocker for posting this extremely post-holiday season... but all of those made me lol. Like I seriously could not stop laughing at all of these. Thank you penguintruth and Katya for sharing these.
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