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"You're so short you're two dimensional!"
And the longest rant, the beach one. I think Carmelita posted it. ^^ But the two dimensional is my favorite. It's from the first time Ed comes home to Pinako and Winry's. Not sure which anime, but I think it's Brotherhood.
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"Like I always say, can't find a door, MAKE YOU'RE OWN!" episode 2
"DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOU'RE FEET AND STICK EM' ON YOU'RE HEAD!" episode 13
Roy-"Wow Ed,didn't expect to see you here." Ed-"oh, I get it. So short you couldn't distinguish me from all the grains of sand. VERY FUNNY!" episode 41
Ed-"so what else have you heard about the fullmetal alchemist?" taxi guy-"well I hear he's actually surprisingly short, like a dwarf or something." "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A DWARF!" *causes cab to fall over* "GET BACK HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" Al-"BROTHER! If you don;t stop scaring away taxi drivers, we'll never get to lior!" episode 9
Hughes-"message from the colonel. he says'dont die on my command you're enough of the troube without the paper work' and that was it." Ed- "Tell him FINE! There is NO WAY I'mdying before you do, you MORALLY BANKRUPT colonel with a GOD complex!" episode 16. oh yes, I even memorized when his voice went up in pitch, that's the capitalized stuff.
I didn't look at any reference for any of these. memorized them all. xD here're some Ed rants that I made up:
"WHO YA CALLIN A RUNT SO TINY THEY HAD TO MAKE A WHOLE NEW MEASURE SYSTEM JUST SO HE COULD FIT!?" "WHO YA CALLIN A PIPSQUEAK MIDGET WHO WAS HIRED TO SING AND DANCE ON WILLY WONKA!?" "WHO YA CALLIN A BEAN SPROUT WHOSE SO SHORT HE CAN'T EVEN BE TAKEN AS SERIOUSLY AS A TODLER!?" "WHO YA CALLIN SO SHORT HE CAN GO ON THE 'SMALL PEOPLE BIG WORLD' SHOW!?" "WHO YA CALLIN SO SHORT...um....that he's....SHORT!?"
lol,made these all up except the last one. That was my Brother.
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-Hughes: Oh, and get a wife! ________________________________________________________________________________
-Ed: This place is about to blow
-Ed: Cause I don't like it ______________________________________________________________________________
-Ed: Shut up! I'm not gonna drink some opaque white liquid that was secreted by a COW!! ______________________________________________________________________________
-Al: So what's your strategy?
-Ed: I told you, a fist in his face! _____________________________________________________________________________
-Pinako: Is it just me, or since the last time I saw you, Ed... have you gotten a lot smaller? -Ed: Who're you calling "small," you half-pint hag?! -Pinako: What did you call me, you little runt?! -Ed: You heard me, guppy geezer!! -Pinako: Chibichump!! -Ed: Micromini granny!!
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Well, Edwars is so cool...he said very nice phrases you know? Hmmm...one of them....
Ed: Winry! Remember when Al and I used to fight to see who will be the one to marry you? Winry: Yeah o.o Al: Yes, I won -w- Ed: Well, however, Winry rejected Al...now I have a question for both: Why? Winry and Al: Because "I/she didn´t want a man who was shorter than me/her" Ed: WHAAAAT???!!! WHY YOU´RE SO CRUEL?! You shouldn´t judge a man, only for his size!! TT^TT Al: -.-U Winry: o_ó?
And the best ever!!!.....For Edwin´s fans xD
Ed: I´ll give you the half of my life....SO GIVE ME HALF OF YOURS!! >///<
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QUOTE (Carmencita @ Jun 25 2010, 12:27 PM)
"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world that lives outside ourselves and our dreams"
^Forget where that one is from but defiantelt a favorite.. umm.. *goes off to think*
It's from Conqueror of Shamballa, I think.
Man, how do I even know that? >_>
The one that Carmencita posted above is definitely one of my favorites.
But I have to say that the "Fullmetal Heart" quote is probably my favorite. WARNING: Spoilerrrr, literally the last page of the last chapter of the manga A lesson without pain is meaningless, you cannot gain something without sacrificing something in return. But once you've overcome the pain and made it your own, you'll gain an irreplaceable Fullmetal Heart. And the adaption of that quote in the anime is good too. :3
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All the ones that Edward Cardinal Elric posted earlier. I love all of those...
"What do you think is the matter!? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up! 'Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief! Ed...where'd you run off to? Oh wait, there you are! I couldn't see you there behind my paper work, seeing as how you're so short and all! HAHAHAHAHA.'"
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^Another from episode 10 that I like is when Al's still trying to convince Ed that Clara is just trying to help the hospital/school/convent, and Ed yells something along the lines of "The only saving she's doing is in her bank account!"