Anime in America Chapter 2. For notes look at chapter one. Also Im sorry for the huge delay but between my subjects and work I just donít feel like or have time for writing. But my terms almost up then Im out. So I should be able to write like I used to back in July of last year.
N: After the somewhat epic battle the producer was taken to the hospital.
Receptionist: Sorry sir, but your lack of insurance is making this hard. If we do treat you, you could be in debt for a very long time.
Producer: Go ahead, Im already in a ton of debt. This is just another freaking pain in my (bleep).
Receptionist: Ok we can operate on you in....... about ten hours.
Producer: Ten hours!!! Ok fine I guess Iíll just sit in the waiting room with a bullet lodged in my lungs bleeding all over the place!!!.
Receptionist: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm.
Producer: No you detect a whole f*!+ing truck load of sarcasm!!!
Receptionist: Im sorry sir but 50 cents has been shot and requires the whole hospital so he can trot around while they preform the surgery.
Producer: ďtrot?Ē what is he a freaken horse!!!
Receptionist: Well his DNA does match awfully close to that of a horse.
Producer: Your serious? Fine whatever I donít really care Im gonna go sit down.
N: The producer sits down in the waiting room then confronts the group of anime characters.
Producer: It looks like Im gonna be here a while, you guys go ahead to the mansion.
N: The anime characters walk for miles until they finally reach the house.
Edward: Oh my god its huge.
Alphonse: Lets not just around lets go in.
N: They walk into the giant house but are soon freaked out.
Edward: Oh my god my ponytail!!!
N: Seconds before yelling that a gray alien man ran into the room and cut Edward Elricís ponytail off with a pair of scissors.
Roy: Wow that must suck.
Motoko: (draws gun) what the hell was that?
Alucard: It wasnít human.
Ash: Was it a pokemon?
Ichigo: No it was a hollow, what the hell is a pokemon?
Yugi: No it was obviously a duel monster.
Edward: Well there is only one possible course of action.
Roy: Catch and release!
Edward: No! We must take revenge for my ponytail, we will catch this thing and kill it.
Roy: You can be serious.
Edward: Oh I am, My ponytail is like 60% of my sex appeal, without that Alphonse gets most of my fan girls. And we canít have that.
Roy: I still love you even without the ponytail, hey lets go in that broom closet for a second, Fullmetal.
Edward: No the time for gay sex jokes has passed, we must now kill this thing. Everyone find anything you can and attack whatever has attacked us.
N: And so everyone grabs the most retarded weapons ever, with the exception of Motoko and Alucard who are carrying over sized hand guns. We will now follow Edward Elric. He is armed with a banana he found in the kitchen. He is searching the basement.
Edward: (hears something in the basement) Freeze! (Raises banana) donít move.
N: It is the Alien who is now looking at Edward, In fear he stays still.
Edward: Now put your hands on your hips and do the hokey poke!!! Slowly.
N: The alien actually does the hokey poke slowly.
Edward: Oh yeah thatís it!!!
N: Then a loud ďFreezeĒ is yelled behind Edward Elric.
To be continued........