call up soeone you know, and in the kawaii-est voice, say
"Hello, is my mommy there? let me speak to my mommy! i know you have her there! she said so, she said!" and then wait for a response, then hang up
(This is really fun to do with phone operating help lines, like, operators.)
Go into spam central and read my rant. I put it in spam central, but I don't know if anyone will find it. It is to the non-yaoi community. The little bastards.