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Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart (c)
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post Jun 22 2007, 10:16 AM
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Riding on a cart wearing woman's bras and men's boxers(especially the spongebob boxers XD)and laugh like a maniac,calling the people gay idiots.
Jump down the aisles or anything at all and sing " Rewrite"
Continue singing " Rewrite" and place a electric fan in your face while wearing a long black coat and yell to anyone who passes," I'M EDWARD ELRIC!!!"
Fart in the clothing rooms or enter them while people are in,being idiotic enough to leave them unlocked.
Pretend being Mario while jumping everywhere with a barbie doll,hitting people in the faces.
Go to the place where all the digital things are,(where you can see your face in the TVs) and show your butt to all the cameras.
Pick your nose and leave it on a DVD,while people are watching.
Go to the hunting department and beg,cry,or scream at the costumers to get you a gun,you need it to kill Envy,[spoiler]Since he killed Ed[/spoiler]
Yell at the costomers the End of FMA was Gay.


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post Jun 22 2007, 10:31 AM
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hey Freya!
anyways, get one of those mattress cart and have as many people stand in it as possible. just keeping piling ppl in it and chat with each other really loudly. push cart around every aisle and say to random ppl. "wanna get on the love bus??"

headbang to hiphop music in (duh) music isle

run around and scream random Cheese quotes. (character from Foster's home for imaginary friends) ie: "HORSIE!! Budum budum budum Budum budum budum....YAY I'M A HORSIE!!!" you can practice this at cartoonnetwork.com (there is a game there where you do that)

(in a super walmart) dress like a bum and go to every sample food table begging for food. repeat many times. then keep asking, "please? just a little more?" then if they refuse and say go away, yell, "DO YOU LIKE TO SEE PPL STARVE IN THE STREETS!?!?" then after ranting, grab food and run like hell.
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post Jun 22 2007, 10:33 AM
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go into the hair salon part and pretend to work there and give an old lady a bright red moehawk


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post Jun 22 2007, 10:55 AM
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go to the eye place..(optometrist's?) and ask to get a free eye exam (when you haveta cover one eye and read letters) then spell out B-I-T-C-H.
EDIT: pretend you're having a hard time reading...continue to spell vulgar words ^_____^ heh heh
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post Jun 22 2007, 08:31 PM
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Take a ball from the toy section and throw it down a different aisle. These people are so high-strung they'd chase you. *they did it to my friend, snickers*


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post Jun 26 2007, 08:31 AM
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do the konchome and falgore dance from Zatchbell. "Hey hey lets dance all day, boing boing!" while walking on the black belt thingy that moves where you put all the stuff you want to buy like it a treadmill.
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post Mar 25 2008, 04:56 PM
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...Whoa...old thread...

Just for fun, even though this thread is probably dead already...

1. Pretend you're some poor, homeless begger (dress appropriately for the role) and take all the free-samples they offer.
2. If it is around Halloween, grab a white 'Scream' mask (...or any other scary mask you can find) and hide in the changing rooms. Whenever someone walks in, jump out and yell, "I know what you did last summer!!!" (guaranteed to give heart-attacks!)
3. Find all the bouncy balls you can (from vending machines and the like) and throw them down the aisles containing breakable items (did this at Pier 1 Imports once with just one, large bouncy ball...and I almost got kicked out XD;)
4. Walk around and ask r@ndom employees where the restrooms are; after ten minutes of asking, pretend you had an accident by spilling some apple juice and yell, "Your bathrooms are too freaking hard to find!"

*Probably not that funny, but, then again, I have a weird sense of humor ^^;


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post Mar 25 2008, 05:07 PM
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those were funny!
uh I haven't tried this but I heard of somebody who did,you go on those plastic tricycle bikes and joust with a friend on them with light sabers XD


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post Apr 6 2011, 05:15 PM
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Lol these are good though mine probably arent the best
- get some friends and some trolleys and dress up like lucky star and dance in the trolleys while people push you around
- Sing really badly in the store or over the PA
- Make a whole scene of a FMA opening clip like rewrite (have people jump of boxes and try to kill you)


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Im gonna join in

Grab a random picture of Edward or any other character and go up to random People Asking "have you seen this person" over and over



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Go to the little kids/baby isle.
Pour Ketcup or fake blood alll over friend, have them play dead whil you hold a fake knife covered in fake blood and like like a freak!!


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And ed is short.

And Mustang could die and only Riza would care(I like RoyAi. Just not roy.)

And I think that Tucker should burn in HELL with Envy for killing Hughes!! T_T
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