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Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart (c)
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post May 10 2007, 04:48 PM
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Calling every lady you see mommy. Then pulling on their pants, and saying "I want to go home, please oh please" tongue.gif.

Or
Scream really loud saying "I am going to barf", then start making barfing noises.

Or
Take a few baskets, and throw them down each isle saying "catch them if you can" laugh.gif.


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post Jun 4 2007, 06:04 PM
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QUOTE(Shinobimelxi @ May 10 2007, 06:23 PM) [snapback]541308[/snapback]
either public gay love display, wrong BTW, or being a fusy Hispanic


fussy hispanic? what's that supposed to mean?? dry.gif


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post Jun 4 2007, 06:19 PM
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-Open up a gallon of milk, and start drinking from it. Then say "this milk is rotten, what are you trying to kill me" laugh.gif.

-Open up the doors for people, and then when they come close to the door close it. When they get mad, and come in. Say "I'm sorry I had to close it. The door is sooo heavy, and you guys are sooo slow on getting to the door".

-Take beer, and place it in your cart. Then when the cashier sees your not old enough to buy that, and asks to put it back. Say "what I never put this is my cart, are you accusing me of doing so". Then throw a fit screaming, and jumping up, and down.


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post Jun 4 2007, 06:33 PM
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take all the big balls from the toy department and throw them around the store
steal the role of stickers from the guy who gives them out in the front
say target is SOOO much better really loud to the CEO
play bumber cars with carts
dump soda in the lingerie department


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post Jun 5 2007, 01:36 PM
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~Run through the halls, singing (very badly) at the top of your lungs, Ready Steady Go
~Walk up to any cashier and be all, "Hey, babe, wanna go out tonight?"
~Tip over the boxes of china plates in the plate aisles
~have an argument with any of six of your alter egos over the intercom
~take a mountain biuke out of the toy aisles and ride it at high speeds through the store
~hit a display of breakables with said bike
~take a frozen turkey and drop it on the foot of the guy who works in customer service.
~go into the gun aisle, pretend to be falling down drunk, or a skitsofrentic, hold one of the guns
~talk about the cashier sitting three feet away from you over the intercom.


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post Jun 5 2007, 02:51 PM
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~ Take a huge bag of Skittles and throw them at customers, shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

~ Place a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of an alise and hide nearby. If someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

~ Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock.

~ Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

~ Play Marco Polo

~ Lay on a beach towel in your swim suit and when people walk by yell "SECURITY!! They're blocking my sun!"

~ Pay in exact change.

~ Go into a dressing room wait for a long time and then yell, "Hey, there's no toliet paper in here!"

~ Have your friends push you down the isles and make machine gun sounds at the customers.

~ Walk up to people and hug them and say, "Grandma! I thought you were dead!"

~ Walk up to some one with a big stomach and ask when the baby due, even if they are a dude....

~ Ask for a wheelchair at the front of the store and when they give you one, take it and run of with it, laughing evilly.

~ When, and if, Santa is there, get on his lap and say, "You messed up my Chirstmas last year, Claus. Now it's your turn!" Punch him then run off yelling that he likes little kids.

~ Have tons of little action figures (and dolls) spread out in an alise and wage a war. If someone walks through it, shout at them saying, "STOP! The 163rd Divison of the Little Green Army Men are going to ambush the 407th Divison of the Star Wars Characters there! And I need to send the 92nd Divison of Pokemon there to supply reinforcments to them! Do you not see the importance?!"

~ Go into the gun depatment and ask the Employee where the anit-depressants are.

~ Get a bunch of stuffed animals and have a tea party.

~ Find a giant teddy bear, or any other stuffed animal and start worshiping it.

~ Watch one of the cardboard TVs and act like you're watching a shop opera, a football game, or President Bush.

~ Race in the wheelchairs.

~ Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you'retaking it for a "test drive."

~ As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, lookmesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

~ When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask,"Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

~ Light a match under a spinkler.

~ Walk around in a Gorilla suit and just act normal and shop.

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post Jun 5 2007, 03:00 PM
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~Randomly throw things over the isles.

~Pretend to be blind and bump into every person you can find.

~ Get some friends to go with you and have races with the electric wheel chairs.

~Go up to people and hug them

~Then ask for their autograph and take a picture of them.

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post Jun 5 2007, 03:10 PM
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Pretend to be a suicide bomber.


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post Jun 5 2007, 03:17 PM
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QUOTE(Miss Sweet @ Jun 5 2007, 06:10 PM) [snapback]550039[/snapback]
Pretend to be a suicide bomber.

That one can not only get you kicked out of the WalMart, but could land you in a jail as well!! tongue.gif
I think the key is to do something odd enough (but not bad enough to get arrested.) biggrin.gif


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post Jun 10 2007, 04:12 PM
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Start making fun of their customers laugh.gif


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Heh, the steps to get kicked out of WalMart:
1. Grab a cart
2. Get on cart
3. Get friend to push cart
4. Do Shin Chan's Ass Dance while on cart
5. Scream:'Take THAT WalMart!!!'

Eh, it sux don't it?


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post Jun 11 2007, 07:35 AM
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QUOTE(TOXIN13 @ Jun 10 2007, 04:36 PM) [snapback]551290[/snapback]
Heh, the steps to get kicked out of WalMart:
1. Grab a cart
2. Get on cart
3. Get friend to push cart
4. Do Shin Chan's Ass Dance while on cart
5. Scream:'Take THAT WalMart!!!'

Eh, it sux don't it?


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QUOTE(blackpheonix7 @ Jun 5 2007, 10:51 PM) [snapback]550033[/snapback]
~ Take a huge bag of Skittles and throw them at customers, shouting "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

LMAO that would be so funny laugh.gif

ummmmmm
Throw eggs at the cashier
Ride the kids toys around making loud childish noises
challenge the customers to a duel with a chicken leg
Buy a fish purposefully to then slap a member of staff with it

i cant think of many plus ive never been to walmart but i thought i would give it a go XD


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post Jun 22 2007, 10:07 AM
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( i have to stop laughing the people in the library are getting annoyed)
((most laughs at blackpheonix7))

~ in the movie department look at every movie and say in a really loud voice how it sucked

~take fertilizer and powder it then stand in front of walmart trying to sell it as crack

~ Get a sign and stand on top of the store preaching about how walmart is bringing the end to humans as we know it

~ where a t-shirt with this on it

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