Joined: 3-September 06
From: I'm where Waldo is.
Member No.: 40,494
Go to some annoyed looking person and yell, "YOU THINK O.J. WAS GUILTY OR INNOCENT?!" Then, run down a hall a few times screaming "MY RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS!" If some guy tells you to shut up, walk over, find something hanging from a wall and say "This is Bob. Bob tried to steal my cookie. Haha, Bob. Haha." Run to the other side of the place, find something wooden, then find some idiot close by you. Then tap on the wood a few times. When someone asks, just say ".......KNOCK ON WOOD!"
Joined: 1-February 06
From: Military HQ in East City
Member No.: 30,479
This first one is quoted from Walter from Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
Go to Walmart, pretend to be a greeter and say, "Welcome to Walmart. Get your $hit and get out. Have a nice day."
Go to the tool isle and climb on one of the shelves with boxes of wrenchs and reinact what Winry did in "House of the Waiting Family."
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Joined: 22-April 06
From: A deepening abbyss...
Member No.: 35,001
My friends actually do this, and why they haven't been kicked out yet, I do not know.
Go to Wal-mart dressed in gothic lolita or anime characters, and enact a loud and action filled roleplay in the middle of the Wal-mart. Do stuff like go up to the employees and say stuff like "Oh-ho! A member of Holy in disquise. Come fellow altars, we shalt kick his butt."
Joined: 1-December 06
From: Britain! ^^
Member No.: 43,067
Go up to the checkout and randomly open one of the tills, exclaiming, "OOOOH! MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!!!!!!"
'Accidentally' knock your trolley into the biggest pile of stuff there is (eg. cans, boxes etc.). Say you are ever so sorry. Wait for a mintue or two. Then repeat in another section of the store. Repeat as many times as necessary.
I don't have a Wal-Mart, but I do have an ASDA, which is supposedly a 'member of the Wal-Mart family'...
"You do not have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body." ~C.S. Lewis~
Joined: 19-February 06
From: Tumblr tbh
Member No.: 31,492
Oh this'll be fun.
Hide in a clothes rack and when someone tries to take something, grab their ankle. Then hop out the back and move on to the next one.
Re-enact the scence from 'Naruto' where Lee get's drunk.
Run around on your hands and feet and try to attack people.
Get in a cart and ride around with a flashlight. Everytime you pass a person, shine the flashlight in their eyes and yell "The Brittish are coming! The Brittish are coming!"
Go to random people and call them your mother, follow them around, and everytime you see something expensive/stupid say "Mommy! I want that! I want it! Can I have it?!" (If the person tells you to get lost, Through yourself on the ground and cry:) "Why can't I have it!? You're so mean mommy!"
Steal alot of food, toys, ect. and use some of the stuff to make a fort. Then when people walk by, throw stuff at them and say you were just protecting your territory.
Ask someone if you can borrow their cell phone then: 1.) Make as many prank phone calls as you can 2.) Run of with it while screamin "You'll never catch me now coppers!"
Walk up to people and say random quotes. Such as the one my friend said when he prank phone called someone: "Hay have you seen my leather thong? Mmmmm rich and creamy! Huh? What do you mean it's not fudge!"
And to top it all of, when people do try to kick you out: Say "What'chu talkin' bout Willis!?" Run away Cry Say it'll never happen again. Then do it again.
~I'm not a funny person so that's all I got.
BTW, has anyone tryed the Disney Store thing? Ya know, where you go into the mall, and try to walk to the back of the Disney Store, touch the wall, then back again without someone asking "May I help you?" So far out of my friends, none have prevailed. My friend thinks that the people know what you're doing and just as you're about to get out, they ask you. Purposley.
Joined: 17-June 06
Member No.: 37,347
One of my friends did this when he was living in Arizona, but he didnt get kicked out;
Go into the women's section and put a bra over your clothes, then grab a purse and try on a regular mini-skirt. Once you've done that, walk around the area in those clothes while mimicing a really annoying girl (the ones that say 'like' after every sentance works great). It might not get you kicked out, but it should get some giggles from surrounding people.