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Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart (c)
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post Aug 25 2006, 10:30 PM
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I apologize in advance for any typo I might make, I have a band-aid on my finger so the nerves cannot react to tell me if I hit one key or two.

Okies, I'll start.

When they say something on the loud-speaker(EX: Clean up on aisle three), fall to your knees screaming "The voices are back!!" then hug your knees while rocking back and forth in the middle of the aisle, sucking your thumb.


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post Aug 25 2006, 10:56 PM
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yea...nice try with the new thread. But i'm sorry to inform you that your thread does not pass inspection. It doesn't belong in open chat...more or less this is spam quality.

and another thing how can that possibly get you kicked out of wal-mart?


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post Aug 25 2006, 10:59 PM
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Soooo... I'm supposed to follow that by posting some wacky ways to get kicked out of Walmart??? laugh.gif

Like this?? ...I would...go to the toy section, and pick tricycle, preferably one with pink tassel or something, and ride it round and round inside the Walmart!! XDDDD

Anyway, yeah, this one might be a good topic for Spam Central. biggrin.gif


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post Aug 25 2006, 11:10 PM
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Okay.

Insted of sounding like a total n00b nd trying to fight with you, I will agree and ask any mod that can to please move this topic.


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post Aug 25 2006, 11:19 PM
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@Chibi Alphonse Elric - Haha, actually it's up to Mod-sama's opinion.
Either way is fine with me. biggrin.gif

Here is another one... Go to SuperWalmart (the one that also sells food) with your friend, preferably with costumes on, then pick up largest pieces of Turkey drumsticks you can find, and pretend they are lightsabers, and enact Star Wars scenes in the meat section aisle!! XXDDDD


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post Aug 26 2006, 12:29 AM
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I think Kyros has a walmart story he can share...I dont have a walmart very close to me so, stories? I have none.


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post Aug 26 2006, 09:36 AM
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I have one:

You get a freind and grab a cart. Asking her to push you, stand in the middle of the cart while screaming "I'm SUPERMAN!!!"


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post Aug 26 2006, 10:21 AM
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QUOTE(Tombow @ Aug 25 2006, 10:59 PM) [snapback]437377[/snapback]

Like this?? ...I would...go to the toy section, and pick tricycle, preferably one with pink tassel or something, and ride it round and round inside the Walmart!! XDDDD


HEHHAHAHAHAHA!! My lil brother did that with his friends. And yes, he got kicked out and banned for a week (they live in a small town and so everyone knows everyone...and he really was banned for a week) laugh.gif

Here's one:
Go into a Super-Walmart, tip over all of the fish tanks and scream "YOU'RE FREE!!! YOU'RE FREE!!! GO LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY, MY LITTLE FISHIE FRIENDS!!!!"\

*If you dont have a Super-walmart, you can always go to a regular walmart, open a box of dog biscits and put one in your mouth...then walk up to a sales rep and say "Mmmm....these are really yummie--wanna try one??"


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Ask "Wheres the kiddie porn?",
Find a drink or candy bar marked "XX% free" and eat/drink that ammount of it then leave it on the shelf,
Insist on helping the greeters,
Insist on eating the greeters,
Declare Walmart an independent Nation and try and enact a coup,
If coup fails have frineds take over diffrent section like a certain Episode of "My name is Earl",
Find something made of leather and scream "Mother! What have they done to you?" then just cry untill some says something before moving along,
Dress as Osama, Sadam or the prophet Mohamad (blessed be his name),
Renact the scene from FMA when Scars brother goes crazy (including the nekkidness).
Grab a mop (or any type of pole really), hop in a trolley and proppel yourself along while bellowing sea shanties.(Extra points if you wear a paper pirate hat and have an eye patch and even more points if you manage to make a trolley Armada)


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post Aug 26 2006, 03:58 PM
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I heard this one from a friend XD

Hide in the clothes racks and whenever someone comes near you, yell "DON'T PICK ME, I'D LOOK TERRIBLE ON YOU!!!" or something like that XD


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This'll be really fun!
Knock down some breakable stuff and claim a demon was taking over you
Ooh! Try doing the exorcism of Emily Rose!! Do some creepy scenes!
Try holding a hold up scene! It wont just get you out Walmart, you might be luck enough to get in jail! laugh.gif

Hm.. Let's put more later laugh.gif


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Run around the store with Huge bags of Cookies while yelling, \"Muhahahahahahaha! I am the COOKIE MONSTER!\"



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post Sep 11 2006, 01:57 PM
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Scream til you're out of there? O.o


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QUOTE(lemonbuzz @ Sep 11 2006, 01:57 PM) [snapback]445332[/snapback]

Scream til you're out of there? O.o

*giggles* You don't seem so sure about your answer, that's okay!

You could always grab a few carts and have races. That always gets my brother throw out!
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