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When they say something on the loud-speaker(EX: Clean up on aisle three), fall to your knees screaming "The voices are back!!" then hug your knees while rocking back and forth in the middle of the aisle, sucking your thumb.


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- Chibi Alphonse Elric   Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart (c)   Aug 25 2006, 10:30 PM
- - phoenix dying   yea...nice try with the new thread. But i'm so...   Aug 25 2006, 10:56 PM
- - Tombow   Soooo... I'm supposed to follow that by posti...   Aug 25 2006, 10:59 PM
- - Chibi Alphonse Elric   Okay. Insted of sounding like a total n00b nd try...   Aug 25 2006, 11:10 PM
- - Tombow   @Chibi Alphonse Elric - Haha, actually it's up...   Aug 25 2006, 11:19 PM
- - Smoke Alchemist   I think Kyros has a walmart story he can share...I...   Aug 26 2006, 12:29 AM
- - Hollow Souled Alchemist   I have one: You get a freind and grab a cart. Ask...   Aug 26 2006, 09:36 AM
- - Molecular Alchemist   QUOTE(Tombow @ Aug 25 2006, 10:59 PM) 437...   Aug 26 2006, 10:21 AM
- - popogeejo   Ask "Wheres the kiddie porn?", Find a dr...   Aug 26 2006, 10:34 AM
- - seventh_sky   I heard this one from a friend XD Hide in the clo...   Aug 26 2006, 03:58 PM
- - alchemist of the blue sky   Spill apple juice on the floor and claim you had a...   Sep 8 2006, 05:09 AM
- - Untitled   This'll be really fun! Knock down some br...   Sep 8 2006, 07:32 AM
- - alchemist of the blue sky   Run around the store with Huge bags of Cookies whi...   Sep 11 2006, 05:43 AM
- - lemonbuzz   Scream til you're out of there? O.o   Sep 11 2006, 01:57 PM
|- - alchemist of the blue sky   QUOTE(lemonbuzz @ Sep 11 2006, 01:57 PM) ...   Sep 12 2006, 05:43 AM
- - Ice Blizzard   Take a dump on the merchandise   Sep 12 2006, 01:02 PM
- - ed_drink_your_milk   haha! this is fun!! grab one of the la...   Sep 12 2006, 01:25 PM
- - SCARED4LIFE   hehehehe...*pulls out 40 page long "things to...   Sep 24 2006, 07:04 PM
- - .:Edward's Hunter:.   Go to some annoyed looking person and yell, ...   Sep 26 2006, 02:21 PM
- - Fullmetal_vs_Flame   This first one is quoted from Walter from Jeff Dun...   Sep 30 2006, 09:03 AM
- - beyondredemption   My friends actually do this, and why they haven...   Oct 4 2006, 11:56 AM
- - patkk the dictator/ninja/fish   pay someone a few hundred bucks to literaly kick y...   Jan 9 2007, 08:20 PM
- - lone   try grabbing a stuffed animal and hitting workers ...   Jan 10 2007, 01:18 PM
- - patkk the dictator/ninja/fish   attempt arson   Jan 15 2007, 02:47 PM
- - EdoElric88   Knock a old lady off her wheelchair and start danc...   Jan 15 2007, 03:34 PM
- - Triss Hawkeye   Go up to the checkout and randomly open one of the...   Jan 15 2007, 03:46 PM
- - Little Washu   Oh this'll be fun. Hide in a clothes rack and...   Jan 16 2007, 06:39 PM
- - EdoElric88   You could strip naked and sing while in the video ...   Jan 16 2007, 06:44 PM
- - Edsrhimp   I actually got kicked out of walmart, I think thos...   Jan 21 2007, 10:45 PM
- - Pack Lackey   One of my friends did this when he was living in A...   Jan 22 2007, 01:17 AM
- - Demon x   Annoy ladies it's as simple as that!.   Jan 22 2007, 02:09 AM
- - miracle_flame_alchemist147   Run around and scream the sky is falling and then ...   Jan 29 2007, 06:32 AM
- - Dark Butterfly Demi89   attack random people with a shopping cart!...   Mar 6 2007, 12:48 PM
- - CodenameElizabeth   Two words: PUBLIC NUDITY. 'nuff said.   Mar 6 2007, 01:06 PM
- - Abstruse Eulogy   Masturbating by the magazine rack should do the tr...   Mar 6 2007, 01:10 PM
- - Little Washu   *(If you have a food section) Pretend that you...   Mar 6 2007, 03:18 PM
- - miracle_flame_alchemist147   *give similar juices(Inui Juice) to the staff *sq...   Mar 10 2007, 03:25 AM
- - ~Edward~Elric~Fan~   How about you go to SuperWalmart and run up and do...   Mar 17 2007, 08:40 AM
- - It's Silly Jilly Time!   If you're in band, get together with some frie...   May 10 2007, 02:31 PM
- - ~Edward~Elric~Fan~   Take off your shoes saying eww my feet smell ya wa...   May 10 2007, 03:16 PM
- - Shinobimelxi   either public gay love display, wrong BTW, or bein...   May 10 2007, 03:23 PM
|- - Popogeejo   QUOTE(Shinobimelxi @ May 10 2007, 11:23 P...   May 10 2007, 03:56 PM
|- - Dark Butterfly Demi89   QUOTE(Shinobimelxi @ May 10 2007, 06:23 P...   Jun 4 2007, 06:04 PM
- - ~Edward~Elric~Fan~   Take 10 random things to the checker. When the che...   May 10 2007, 03:30 PM
- - Shinobimelxi   Running around the store singing YMCA and making e...   May 10 2007, 03:52 PM
- - Shinobimelxi   QUOTE(Popogeejo @ May 10 2007, 03:56 PM) ...   May 10 2007, 04:05 PM
- - ~Edward~Elric~Fan~   Calling every lady you see mommy. Then pulling on ...   May 10 2007, 04:48 PM
- - ~Edward~Elric~Fan~   -Open up a gallon of milk, and start drinking from...   Jun 4 2007, 06:19 PM
- - Freya-chan   take all the big balls from the toy department and...   Jun 4 2007, 06:33 PM
- - slightly-smiling   ~Run through the halls, singing (very badly) at th...   Jun 5 2007, 01:36 PM
- - blackpheonix7   ~ Take a huge bag of Skittles and throw them at cu...   Jun 5 2007, 02:51 PM
|- - Night Shadow Alchemist   QUOTE(blackpheonix7 @ Jun 5 2007, 10:51 P...   Jun 22 2007, 09:53 AM
- - Chyou   ~Randomly throw things over the isles. ~Pretend ...   Jun 5 2007, 03:00 PM
- - Miss Sweet   Pretend to be a suicide bomber.   Jun 5 2007, 03:10 PM
|- - Tombow   QUOTE(Miss Sweet @ Jun 5 2007, 06:10 PM) ...   Jun 5 2007, 03:17 PM
- - Hanozo   Start making fun of their customers   Jun 10 2007, 04:12 PM
- - TOXIN13   Heh, the steps to get kicked out of WalMart: 1. Gr...   Jun 10 2007, 04:36 PM
|- - blackpheonix7   QUOTE(TOXIN13 @ Jun 10 2007, 04:36 PM) 55...   Jun 11 2007, 07:35 AM
- - miracle_flame_alchemist147   Start screaming "Chaos is gay!" and ...   Jun 22 2007, 08:48 AM
- - Freya-chan   ( i have to stop laughing the people in the librar...   Jun 22 2007, 10:07 AM
- - Winter Phantom   Riding on a cart wearing woman's bras and men...   Jun 22 2007, 10:16 AM
- - ShiningAlchemist   hey Freya! anyways, get one of those mattress ...   Jun 22 2007, 10:31 AM
- - Freya-chan   go into the hair salon part and pretend to work th...   Jun 22 2007, 10:33 AM
- - ShiningAlchemist   go to the eye place..(optometrist's?) and ask ...   Jun 22 2007, 10:55 AM
- - TOXIN13   Take a ball from the toy section and throw it down...   Jun 22 2007, 08:31 PM
- - ShiningAlchemist   do the konchome and falgore dance from Zatchbell. ...   Jun 26 2007, 08:31 AM
- - Rosicrucian   ...Whoa...old thread... Just for fun, even though...   Mar 25 2008, 04:56 PM
- - Kari_Neko   those were funny! uh I haven't tried this ...   Mar 25 2008, 05:07 PM
- - EdokunEdo   Lol these are good though mine probably arent the ...   Apr 6 2011, 05:15 PM
- - Lunar_Crescent_45   Im gonna join in Grab a random picture of Edward ...   Apr 7 2011, 02:05 AM
- - TheWolfenAlchemist   Go to the little kids/baby isle. Pour Ketcup or fa...   Apr 7 2011, 07:13 PM


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