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You Might Be A Redneck Alchemist If..., Just for a laugh!!! ^____^
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post May 25 2005, 02:43 AM
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lol, poor squirrels....

What's a red neck?? (sorry, there's a time when I just don't know anything at all)


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post May 25 2005, 02:54 AM
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Hehehe... I'm not too sure myself. In fact I don't understand most of the jokes and references made here.

I feel out of place... *Goes back to LA*


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post May 25 2005, 03:52 PM
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What's a red neck??


Redneck = hillbilly


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post May 25 2005, 05:29 PM
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laugh.gif That's what I thought, but I didn't what to say it out loud in case I was wrong and would insult people...


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post May 25 2005, 05:37 PM
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Bwahaha! You must be from Cali not knowing what a redneck is!


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post May 25 2005, 06:44 PM
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Meh, don't feel bad. Lots of people don't know the term.


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post May 25 2005, 09:49 PM
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hey, peeps! swingin' by again to drop a few more alchemy redneck jokes...

You might be a redneck alchemist if...
1.) The military phone line limits you to one call per day (this may have something to do with Maes Hughes "conversations" with Roy laugh.gif )
2.) Any of your children were born in a transmutation circle
3.) Your kid's first words were, "In order for humankind to gain, something of equal value must be lost; that is alchemy's first law of equivilent exchange."
4.) Your children regularly transmute things for "Show-and-Tell"
5.) You missed 5th grade graduation because you had to go kill one of the Homunculi
6.) A ceiling fan has ever knocked your brother's head off his body(guess who laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif )
7.) You've ever cut your grass and found one of your old bits of auto-mail
8.) You've ever bought a transmuted turkey decoy on layaway
9.) You'd rather burn your yard with alchemy than mow it (Roy Mustang is probably guilty of that one XD)
10.) You almost always answer the door with a transmuted bladestaff in your hand

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post May 26 2005, 06:09 AM
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I recently found out.... 8 times out of 10, i'm a friggin redneck. blink.gif
..... do you think my crush on Jeff rolleyes.gif Foxworthy confirms it? unsure.gif


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post May 26 2005, 07:19 AM
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Hehe, good ones...

You might be a redneck alchemist if:

You do alchemy naked, and so does your husband XD


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post May 26 2005, 07:52 AM
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XD good one!!! well, what're you waiting for... you don't necessarily have to make one up! most of the ones i've posted are re-do's of Jeff Foxworthy ones out of the book! So...all you have to do is convert them to alchemy-related stuff

You might be a redneck (alchemist) if:
EX: Your wife/girlfriend has ever had to say, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath!"
Converted: Your wife/girlfriend has ever had to say, "Come move these auto-mail parts so I can take a bath!"
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"Devil May Cry" is a good name and all, but shouldn't it be more like "Devil May Kick Your Ass"?
BEHOLD MY MINI DANTE SHRINE!!!

Awww! Ain't he cute even when he's blowing demons' heads off?

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Pwnage XD.~~~~~~~~~~Dante taunting= he's inviting you to come get your ass kicked.
If the Elric Bros., especially Ed, hooked up with Dante, the Homonculi would be SO screwed XD.
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post May 26 2005, 08:44 AM
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You might be a redneck alchemist if:

The family swimming pool is the transmutated truck in the back yard biggrin.gif


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post May 26 2005, 10:28 AM
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*falls over laughing* Confederate Alchemist, your guest post made me about fall over. That was SOO good.


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post May 26 2005, 10:39 AM
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QUOTE(darkangelslayer @ May 21 2005, 12:24 PM)
It's things like this that give us southners a bad name.

I wish I still lived in New York.
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I live in Texas but was born in Maryland and grew up in Michigan and I don't like that it dosen't snow here dry.gif I kind of wish I didn't live in Texas at the moment. But nobody really wears any of that stupid cowboy stuff. At least not where I live.

LOL! This is SO funny though laugh.gif I wish I could come up with a good one!

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post May 26 2005, 03:49 PM
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Very nice ones! Baaah I'm not creative enough to think of any lol


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post May 26 2005, 05:02 PM
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I could probably think of one but I'm too lazy to go and get a Blue Collar DVD. T_T


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