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post Dec 15 2004, 03:33 PM
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could you do a roy and ed skit<please?


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post Dec 16 2004, 01:39 PM
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*Ed and Roy walk onto stage*

Ed: "So...they want us to do a skit together..."

Roy: "Indeed."

Ed: "Wonder what they want us to do."

Roy: "Considering the resquest came from a fangirl...they were probably expecting us to makeout or something."

Ed: *Recoils* "Ugh...I couldn't think of anything more disgusting!"

Roy: "Aw, come on, Ed, you know you want to..."

Ed: "Gah! Get away from me!"

*They chase each other for a while*

Riza: "What are those two clowns doing this time?"

Ross: "Apparently, Roy's trying to kiss Ed."

Riza: "Oh...that must mean that Roy..."

*Roy is instantly at her side*

Roy: "Wrong! I am doing this entirely for the sake of my adoring public! (Most of which happen to be girls, I might add)"

Riza: "Oh, really? No, I think you're just fooling yourself."

Roy: "That's ridiculous!"

Riza: *Blatantly pretending* "I guess that means you can stop pretending to flirt with me, since it was all a farce."

Roy: "Riza no!"

Riza: "It's ok, Roy...you can stop pretend - eep!"

Roy: "Would I do that if I were pretending?"

*Smack*

Riza: "Would I do that if I wanted you to pinch my ass?"

*Riza and Ross walk off*

*Ed, lying exhausted on the ground, glances up at Roy*

Ed: "Hah! You got what you deserved! Tying to kiss me and everything!"

Roy: "Well, I do have one consollation prize..."

Ed: "Oro?"

Winly: "Edward!? Omigosh, you mean to say that...gasp! Oh no, how will I ever explain this to Al and Pinako-basan?"

Ed: "Eh!? Winly!? Were you paying attention at all!? Has the fact that I was disgusted by the idea eluded you entirely!?"

Winly: *Blatantly pretending* "Oh, and I had such dreams of us getting married and having a bunch of kids...but I guess now, it'll never happen!"

Ed: *Blatantly fails to detect her pretense* "Winly! I'm not gay! I'm not..."

Winly: "It's all right, Ed-kun! You can go off and be with your love, I will not try and stop you!"

*Winly walks away*

*Ed stands prone*

Roy: *Lights a ciggarette* "Touch luck. Wanna drink?"

Ed: *Totally depressed* "After that episode? Better made it five. Maybe more."

Roy: "Fine, but I'm only paying for the first one."

Ed: "Whatever..."

*They go off to get smashed*


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post Dec 16 2004, 01:41 PM
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Haha! laugh.gif I can totally see those two moping over women at a local bar. Good work once again, Udon. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 01:55 PM
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Ed: "The author has asked me to convey his desire for more requests. He has also asked me to convey his wishes to AVOID any yaoi content and furthermore-"

Udon: "Ed...That's not what I said."

Ed: "Udon...that near-kiss scene was bad enough as it was! I'm not gonna get down and dirty with another guy, particularly Roy."

Udon: "If it's what the populace wants, you will get down and dirty with another guy, and you will like it."

Ed: "Why you-"

Udon: "Look, I can think of a lot worse guys to be with than Roy. How about if I paired you with Armstrong?"

Ed: "..."

Udon: "Or the Furher?"

Ed: "...Ulp..."

Udon: "Or your brother? You know, some fangirls wanna see some Elricest action-"

Ed: "Alright, alright! Sheesh, enough, I'm getting sick just thinking about it!"

*Udon elbows him*

Ed: *Gritting his teeth* "Err...I mean...I'm getting...aroused...just thinking about it..."

Udon: "That's a good boy."

Ed: *Between his teeth* "I swear, the minute my contract is up, you are so dead."

Udon: *Smiling* "The minute you're contract is up, I'll have acquired a large enough fan base to protect me."

Ed: "Damn you, Udon."

Udon: "Too late." wink.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 02:09 PM
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Poor Ed. You're gonna wreck him before the contract is up! I like it. Keep up the wrecking. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 03:27 PM
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Oh!`wonderful I loved that was so funny hmmm(thinks really hard)next skit.....I got may be stuped but oh well try first ask questions later"christmas skit sound Udon?


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post Dec 16 2004, 04:07 PM
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Al: *Leaping around* "Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!"

*Roy and Ed watch, somewhat bemused*

Roy: "Does he realize how awkward that looks? A suit of armor, leaping about, chanting "Chrismas" over and voer again?"

Ed: "Al just gets into the spirit during this time of year. Is all."

Winly: "Oh, Edward..."

Ed: *Cringing* "Uh-oh..."

Winly: "It's nearly time to open presents!"

Ed: "Crud! If only she'd waited another day..."

Roy: "What? Did you forget her present?"

Ed: "Of...of course not! I know exaclty what I wanted to get her...I just...didn't get the money fast enough..."

Roy: "Fast enough?"

Ed: "It's Thursday, remember? Payday's Friday."

Roy: "How expensive are we talking here?"

Ed: "Um...about 150 dollars."

(A/N: What's the currency in FMA, BTW?)

Roy: *Blanching* "You're planning on giving her..."

Ed: "Yeah, I was...but I guess it's not an option for me now..."

Roy: "..."

Ed: "..."

Roy: "Wel, I guess I have no choice..."

*Roy writes out a check and hands it to Ed*

Roy: "I'll lend you the 150. You can pay me back after the seasons over."

Ed: "Mustang-sama!? Are you serious!?"

(A/N: Sorry, again! What's the suffix for "Lietenant-Colonel?")

Roy: "If it's for Ed to buy Winly a present, I think it's a worthy cause. Besides, it's not like I'm just giving it to you."

Ed: "Thanks you very much!"

*They are about to embrace, before stopping, and exchaning a polite hand-shake*

*Ed runs off*

Roy: "..."

Riza: "Hmm...150 dollars, eh?"

Roy: "..."

Riza: "So, Ed's buying his girlfriend a 150 dollar gift. And what, may I ask, are you getting for yours?"

Roy: *Thinking* That was my last bit of spending money! What am I gonna do!?

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What is this embrace that Ed and Roy almost shared? Could it lead to anything later on?

Ed: "ABSOLUTELY NOT! GET THOSE THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD!"

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post Dec 16 2004, 04:09 PM
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Hee hee, that was so generous of Roy. This skit makes me feel warm and fuzzy, especially the Al part. biggrin.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 04:53 PM
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*wonders what the gift is*

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Wouldn't it be funny if the gift was an entire box of diet pills, but were actually sedatives in disguise that were made to keep Winry at bay?


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post Dec 16 2004, 05:06 PM
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Cruel. ph34r.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 05:31 PM
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Sedatives I could understand, but disguised as diet pills? What kinda message do you think our boy Ed wants to send?

Besides, they wouldn't cost $150. At least, I think not... unsure.gif


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post Dec 16 2004, 06:18 PM
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cute!~more please!~


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post Dec 16 2004, 06:30 PM
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the gift should b a $150 gift card 2 'auto-mail parts-r-us'!!


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post Dec 16 2004, 08:49 PM
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