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Magnet And Metal Attraction, One pleasant afternoon... with metal
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post Mar 13 2005, 08:15 AM
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I suddenly had an urge to write this… it kept bugging me for a week…


Magnet and Metal Attraction

One-Shot Fan Fiction


Colonel was just walking pleasantly down the hall… it was a nice sunny afternoon… and he was about to go outside to have a walk around and relax…

“ARGH!!!!!” came a sound from the room on his left.

Seems like somethings wrong… but then with Full Metal around, something is always wrong… well I better check out what it is…

Mustang opened the door.

And the sight wasn’t pleasant…

“ARGH!!! GET OFF ME!!!! YOU!! **** !!” Edward was doing the paperwork.

Using paperclips and staples.

He had accidentally spilled the paperclip box and the staples.

“****!!! WHY THE HELL DO I NEED TO DO THE DAMN PAPERWORK!!!” Edward shouted. He tried to wipe the paperclips and staples off his leg (he was only wearing a singlet and shorts since it was such a hot day) with his hand and left hand and the staples and paperclips stuck to his hand. He wiped them off with his right hand put most of the staples and paperclips fell on his leg again.

This is going to take a long time… what fun it is watching Full Metal struggle…

Al happened to walk in.

“Hey ni-…ARGH!!!”

Some paperclips and staples stuck onto him.

As Als body is metal… he can’t really get them off.

Mustang watched them two struggle.

“^&*%*&& *$ #% (* ^*( ^$ $@#@&^ ^ %*(_)* & %*&%^$ & ()&^$$% % $R&^* $^*&^!!” A load off colorful language came from Eds mouth. Mustang raised his arms up to covered Als “ears”. Al was too busy to notice.

Really… Shocking… who taught him to say those words? Mustang thought.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Half an hour passed…

“Taisa! I found this…” Riza walked into the room…

Alphonse and Edward practically flew across the room…

Because the thing that Riza found was…

A big magnet horseshoe.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mustang nearly died of laughter.

“Oh great. Now how am I supposed to do my paperwork and get this off?” Edward thought sarcastically.

“Um… sorry… I found this in the hallway…” Riza said.

“Taisa please help me do the paperwork.” Edward said.

The Colonel spent the rest of the day working in his office.

Well… what did you think? Please review!

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post Mar 13 2005, 04:55 PM
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Not acurate but funny...

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post Mar 14 2005, 04:42 AM
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lol very funny XD

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post Mar 14 2005, 04:44 AM
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Amusing @_@


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post Mar 14 2005, 01:08 PM
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That was really awesome!!!! [loves swearing]
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