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post Apr 4 2007, 07:45 PM
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Ah here is it. Took me awhile but I got it.

here is Kisara's.
Here goes nothing:
By the way there are SPOILERS!

Soldier: Hey you alright? Colonel Archer?

Archer: Give me your car.

Soldier: Where are you headed to, sir?

Archer: The Fuhrer's mansion. The rebels are there right?

Soldier: That was a false alarm, Colonel. We've just come back from there. It was Lieutenant Hawkeye.

Archer: Hawkeye? And you let her live!?

Soldier: Hold your fire Colonel! The Fuhrer wants her interrogated at HQ!

Archer: have you seen HQ?! We're in a war zone! Rebels are everywhere! We don't have time for questioning! Let me kill her!

Pride: Is my species of consequence to you now? I haven't had the chance to test out my homunculus traits much. I wanted to see what would happen if I let me whole body explode. You really wanted my position badly didnt you, Mustang? I can appreciate the vanity of ambition. But you should have been more patient about it. Even if this somehow had worked the Council would never let an assassin back into their fold.

Roy: I didnt do this for politics! I couldn't forgive myself for being blind this long. This is the only way I could atone for the friends I didnt save!

Pride: Well by all means let me help you with that. Give my best regards to General Hughes.

Seliem (The Fuhrer's son) : What is going on?

Pride: Hello, son. Good news I caught the rat.

Seliem: I'm sorry I disobeyed you father. But I just had to come back. I forgot something and I wanted to make sure you're okay.

Roy: So what now? you say that people are foolish so how do you explain loving him?

Seliem: Father, whats the matter? You look like you're hurt. What's wrong!?

Pride: What have you done? You idiot.

Seliem: I just. . . I got it from your safe. You said you life depended on it and I didnt want it to get hurt in the fire. Father? S-stop!

Pride: You are foolish. Even my own son.

Roy: I don't know how long you lived Fuhrer, or how many times you cheated death. But not anymore. It's the end of the line.

Rose: Don't do this!

Dante: That sound. . . What did he just do?

Envy: Gluttony? He used Alchemy? The Stone!

Dante: You petulant boy. Look at the damage you've inflicted on your self! Sit down before you're wasted completely!

Alphonse: Stay back! you can't make me so anything!

Dante: And what do you think you can pull off?

Alphonse: Brother hasn't been dead for long. Look, there's still some color in his face. His soul is probably still at the gate. I just need to pull it back. The same way he did for me.

Dante: Don't be a fool you know what would happen to you.

Alphonse: Yeah, I do. A lot of people died to make this stone. And I would have died too if not for them. and it's time I give my share and make my own choice.

Rose: Alphonse. . .

Alphonse: Goodbye, Rose. This is for you, Brother. I'll miss you.

Aaaand thats it for that. I will get to Casual's tomorrow because I have school in the morning and it's already 11 here and I need to get ot bed soon. So I hope the helped some. smile.gif
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post Apr 5 2007, 02:48 AM
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@ed's numbuh 1 fan - Wow, that must have been a lot of work!!
Thanks for posting that!! hugs!! happy.gif

BTW, I just saw a post in FMA manga forum inquiring about scene search for FMA anime episodes.
Please post your scene search Q here, and anyone who is good with those, please help and post the answers to the scene search for FMA anime here. biggrin.gif


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post May 5 2007, 04:43 AM
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I'm looking for which episode a particular scene takes place in. It's in Central (I think?), when Mustang's group are moving into their office.

They're talking about having been moved to Central, and someone mentions Archer. Falman says that he's known for doing his military duty, and when Fury questions why this is a bad thing, he explains that Archer 'likes wars' or something to that effect. I need to know the episode to work out the context for a fic I'm working on (I really want to reference that exchange as evidence for the opinion Mustang's lot have of Archer).

Thanks in advance.
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post May 5 2007, 01:34 PM
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konnichi wa, I'm new here, I'm *kinda* lost and I'd like to make a scene request.... ^^''
Well, actually, it's more a picture request... or even a video request.
I read in a site that there are a few deleted scenes of the movie, and they told me something about a cementary scene. I'd like to know if anyone has this scene avaliable on internet or has the scans of it.. ^^''
I know how is this scene like, if you need to know how's it like to help me, I can tell you ^^''
Of course-I can tell you if you've seen the movie... u__u'

Thanks ^__^''
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post May 8 2007, 02:36 AM
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QUOTE(Astria @ May 5 2007, 12:43 PM) [snapback]539333[/snapback]
I'm looking for which episode a particular scene takes place in. It's in Central (I think?), when Mustang's group are moving into their office.

They're talking about having been moved to Central, and someone mentions Archer. Falman says that he's known for doing his military duty, and when Fury questions why this is a bad thing, he explains that Archer 'likes wars' or something to that effect. I need to know the episode to work out the context for a fic I'm working on (I really want to reference that exchange as evidence for the opinion Mustang's lot have of Archer).

Thanks in advance.

Episode 29. Around 17/18 minutes and forward^^ After Breda bursts in impersonating Armstrong xD


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post May 8 2007, 09:44 AM
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(Hey, guys! happy.gif In case anyone needs ANY quote from episode 13 [Fullmetal vs. Flame], this is the ENTIRE script - dubbed. I'll follow with episode 37 if you want.)

[Elrics are standing before Eastern HQ on a rather rainy day]

Ed: Well, we're here.

Al: Yup.

Ed: [sighs]

Al: What's the matter?

Ed: What do you think is the matter? Once again I'll have to listen to Colonel Sarcasm tell me how I screwed up. [imitating Roy] Struck out on the Philosopher's Stone again, huh? How am I supposed to keep funding this goose chase? Money doesn't grow on trees there, chief. Ed? Where'd you run off to? Oh, wait, there you are! I couldn't see you there beyond my paperwork, seeing as how you're so short and all. Ha ha ha ha ha! *sigh* I know. We're already here, so I might as well get the verbal abuse over with. Let's go, Al. Hey...Al? AL?!

Al: [coming from an alley...apparently ran off while Ed was ranting] Heh...coming, brother.

Ed: What're you up to?

Al: Eh...

*The Elrics are interrupted by a scream from East HQ*

Al: Huh?

Ed: What was that?

(Opening sequence)

[Zooming into East HQ...focusing on Breda, who is howling and cowering on top of a cabinet, before focusing on Havoc, Riza and Falman]

Havoc: What's the problem, Breda?

Breda: Havoc, be careful! It's - it's on the loose! There's - there's - there's - nothing protecting us! Over there! Over there! [Points to a puppy]

Riza: Care to explain this one, Falman?

Falman: It is a dog, Lieutenant. Carnivorous canine mammal, I believe the scientific name is -

Riza: That's not what I'm asking, Falman. You need to loosen up.

Falman: Yes, sir, Lieutenant Hawkeye, I will continue to work on that. [cut to the puppy, who is picked up by Fuery]

Fuery: Sorry, sirs, I found him this morning. He was all on his own.

Falman: MSG, Fuery.

Havoc: So, you're gonna keep him?

Fuery: I wish I could, Lieutenant Havoc, but as I'm sure you're aware, there's no pets allowed in the NCO living quarters.

Riza: Well, that certainly doesn't mean you can keep him in the office, Kain.

Fuery: I know it, I just - he was shivering out in the rain and I felt sorry for him. You're higher-ups, you could keep him.

Falman: Not me, I'm in the dorms too.

Breda: [still on top of cabinet] No way, I hate those beasts.

Havoc: Don't worry, I'll take him off your hands. I like dogs.

Fuery: Thank you, Lieutenant, he's really sweet -

Havoc: Sure, I hear they're good when stir-fried. A few spices...yessir, here in the East, they raise them as a delicacy, especially these plump ones.

Riza: [snatches puppy and gives him back to Fuery] Let's try to find him a better owner, okay?

Fuery: Good plan.

Havoc: Please, it was a joke!

[But apparently Falman, Riza and Fuery aren't buying it. Puppy barks, door opens and Elric brothers enter. Fuery hides puppy]

Ed: So...uh, should I come back later?

Riza: Hey, Edward, Alphonse, I guess this means you're back. [Before either brother could answer, there is a loud meow from inside Al's armor] Strange.

Ed: Excuse me, Al and I need to talk! [Pulls Al and runs out]

Riza: Edward, I believe you have a report to make.

Ed: [Sticks head in momentarily] Thanks for the reminder, sir, I'll speak to the Colonel now.

[Cut to corridor and Elrics]

Ed: Al, be rational. We don't have the means to care for it. [Pets kitten in Al's armor] You can't just go picking up any stray you see.

Al: It's not any stray, he called to me. He's wet and hungry. Can't we keep him?

Ed: No, Al! Now go put it back where you found it!

[Al starts to break down and cry, and hits Ed, who goes flying, before running away still clutching his chest plate]

Al: I hate you, brother, you're not even human!

Ed: C'mon, Al, don't run! Think of the kitten [who is bouncing about in Al's armor]!

Al: I know! I am! I'm the only one who is!

[Scene changes into a flashback. Little Al is eavesdropping on an also-younger Ed, who just came from the rain clutching a kitten. Trisha shakes her head, but Ed pleads with her]

[Scene returns to Ed, deep in thought, until he is interrupted by Roy]

Roy: Wow, Ed, you really have made some bang for our buck.

Ed: Don't start with me, okay? You're the one who told me to go to Lior, for a stone that turned out to be a fake.

Roy: That's true, but I didn't ask you to unseat their favored prophet.

[Flashback to scene from episode 1, where Cornello is nearly impaled by the huge stone fist of the statue of Leto]

Ed: Yeah, and a town ripe for uprising is under the rule of the military again. Wait a minute, is that what you were planning all along?

Roy: You know, I've heard an odd rumor about Xenotime and its land baron, Mugear. Apparently, he's missing and his mansion collapsed.

Ed: [Pretends to be deep in thought] Yeah, Xenotime, now where is that again? That's a city, right?

Roy: Maybe I should have you file a report on the red water, too.

Ed: [Stops pretending and makes a grunt of annoyance]

[Flashback to scene from episode 12, where Mugear tries to protect the spring of red water and is crushed by a rock in the process]

Roy: I almost forgot. We had a little inquiry from a detective in Aquroya.

[Flashback to scenes from episode 10 - one of Psiren uncovering the transmutation circle on her chest, and another of her being captured]

Roy: So tell me, is it true Psiren's a real ten under the mask?

[Ed stares at him and blushes]

Ed: [Sarcastic] So you know everything I do, is that what you're trying to tell me? Great, I'm glad we had this talk.

[Roy stands up from his table]

Roy: Settle down, Edward. [Walks over to window] You could at least look like you're following orders.

Ed: Why, so I can turn into another one of your toadies? We've got other objectives, you know.

Roy: [Staring out through window] Like the Philosopher's Stone. It's been three years and you haven't gotten any closer.

Ed: [Stands up] I'm going to find it, no matter what. [Stands up, bows to the Colonel, and prepares to walk out, but pauses] Colonel, tell me if the name Marcoh rings any bells for you. He's a doctor and alchemist who showed up in Xenotime with no background five years ago. [Flashback to scene from episode 12, where a man who is most probably Dr. Marcoh uses two stones to cure little Alisa] Apparently he cured the poisoning caused by the red water which no one else could do using some kind of alchemy. [Cuts back to Ed and Roy] You always seem to know a little about everything, and the military's bound to have a file on someone that skilled.

Roy: The name isn't familiar, no, but I'll check on it.

[They are interrupted by Riza, who enters the office]

Riza: Company, sir.

[A brigade of soldiers enter, accompanying Brigadier General Grand, including Hughes and Armstrong, much to Roy's annoyance]

Roy: [Salutes] What brings me this pleasant surprise, Brigadier General?

Grand: As of today, we'll be taking over this East HQ as our temporary Central command.

Roy: May I ask what's wrong with the one in Central, sir?

[Someone laughs. The men part to make way for Fuhrer Bradley and secretary Juliet Douglas]

Bradley: I know, Mustang, I asked the same thing. Sorry for the hassle, everybody at ease now.

Roy: Fuhrer Bradley, welcome, sir.

[Ed is more focused on Juliet Douglas, who doesn't say anything]

Grand: Your job is not to ask questions, Colonel. The Fuhrer and his staff will run this place both to operate as Central command and to observe the region. I trust you'll make us comfortable.

[Cut to another scene. A whole lot of military personnel are gathered in what's probably the mess hall, and Havoc and Breda are taking a peek]

Havoc: Look at all those chains.

Breda: Those are for the silver pocket watches they only give out to State Alchemists, aren't they?

Havoc: Yeah. Means every one of these guys is a full-fledged alchemist.

[Scene changes to a...photo of Elysia, then to Hughes showing the picture to Ed]

Hughes: Look, can you believe how big Elysia's gotten? She can even ride a tricycle now! She follows me everywhere on that thing like my own escort of cuteness! [Kisses photo]

Ed: Yup, you're the same as ever, Major. Nice and insane.

Hughes: I've got more pictures, wanna see?

Ed: Maybe later, okay? Anyway, if you knew this transfer was gonna happen, you could've warned Mustang.

Hughes: Not a chance! I had to see the look on Roy's face! Oh, by the way, I'm a lieutenant colonel now! Got me in charge of court martial investigations!

Ed: Sounds fun-filled beyond belief. Shouldn't you be in Central then?

Hughes: Why? So I can work in a bunch of empty offices? All the major bigwigs are fleeing Central as fast as they -

Ed: Huh?

Hughes: Never mind, uh, how's the search going for the, umm...[whispers in Ed's ear]...the you-know-what stone?

Ed: Well...we're closer, or I'd like to think we are. Right now I'm looking for a guy named Marcoh who might have answers for me, but I can't get Mustang to tell me what he's got on him.

Hughes: Well, have you considered that he might not have anything?

Ed: No, Roy Mustang's hiding stuff from me, I can definitely tell.

[A shadow is cast over the two. Grand is standing over them]

Grand: Did I hear you say the name Marcoh, Fullmetal?

Hughes: Brigadier General Grand.

Ed: The Iron Blood Alchemist. What do you want?

Grand: What do you want with Marcoh? He's a filthy deserter. [Everyone in the hall has his attention] Six years ago, a brigade of State Alchemists were called on to neutralize the Eastern rebellion and Marcoh was in their ranks. [Cut to brief flashback of injured soldiers] But he went AWOL before the battle was done. The coward's been missing ever since.

[Cut to scene with Roy's subordinates, and Roy himself]

Roy: A deserter. Don't know him, sorry.

[Cut to library, where Ed is poring over a lot of books]

Ed: Dr. Marcoh, no...Dr. Marcoh, not here...damn it! Wouldn't you know it, he's been erased from all the record books! Clearly Mustang knows, but he's not talking! [Hughes enters] I'll have to beat it out of him!

Al: A fight? You can't get away with that! [Kitten inside his armor meows] Ehehe...

Ed: Stomach purring?

Al: Yes - I mean no - I mean, you know it's still raining outside!

Hughes: Ed, I forgot to mention something earlier, what with the pictures -

Ed: [Rather tetchy as he turns to Hughes] Get to the point!

Hughes: [Shrinks back] Fine, I will. [Clears throat] As I was saying, due to conditions, your assessments will be held here, Ed.

Ed: Assessments?

Al: You mean to renew his state alchemy certification?

Ed: Hmm...

Hughes: I'll tell you later about all your options -

Ed: [Stands up] I've got it, Major!

Hughes: [Corrects Ed] Lieutenant Colonel!

Ed: Seriously, I know the perfect way to show off my skills! [Turns to Al] Right?

Al: Oh no...

[Ed has his signature smirk]

[Scene changes, zooms in through window of Eastern HQ. Still raining]

Fuery: Battle assessment? Sounds weird. [Takes care of the dog as he speaks, cuts to table where everyone else is seated]

Breda: Does the army really do that?

Havoc: Yeah, sometimes the alchemists go up against each other in a mock battle and they're graded on how they use their skills. I just think it's weird Ed actually requested it.

Breda: Yeah, and picking the Colonel. That's a heck of an opponent to take by choice. [Cuts to scene in Ed and Al's quarters, where Al is tending to his kitten and Ed is tending to his automail] Seriously though, who do you think would win, if they were both really given their own?

Falman: Are you kidding? It's gotta be the Flame!

Havoc: I don't know, you can't count out Fullmetal either. The kid's a hero in this region. Then again, when you think of the stories about Mustang during the rebellion...

Fuery: But why would Ed propose this to begin with? It's so risky.

Riza: I heard it was for a cat. The conditions are, that if Ed wins, Mustang has to take care of it.

Fuery: A cat? I guess that's bad news for this guy. I was hoping the Colonel would take him.

[As if on cue, Roy enters the office, but Fuery has no time to hide the puppy, which Roy instantly sees. He walks up to Fuery and takes the puppy, raising him into the air]

Roy: Dog, huh? [Brief pause] I LOVE dogs!

Fuery: Really? You mean it?

Roy: Of course! Dogs embody loyalty! They follow their masters' commands above all else! Be a jerk to them and they don't complain and never once beg for a paycheck! Trust me, Fuery, they're the great servants of man! Loyal canine, how we salute thee! [Laughs]

Havoc: Well, you're awfully manic today, sir. I figured that challenge would worry you so.

Roy: Come on, the Fuhrer knows it wouldn't be fair with me against the kid. I'd love to show off my valor, but there's no way he's gonna allow it.

[Cut to next scene, focusing on Bradley]

Bradley: That sounds like a very interesting fight. I'm going to allow the battle assessment.

Roy: Uh, but Fuhrer...!

Hughes: Fuhrer's spoken, Colonel. You can use the parade grounds! That way, you wouldn't have to worry about the collateral damage!

Grand: What's wrong, Mustang? You're sure of your own skills, aren't you?

Bradley: [Sips from a cup] Go on. Fight Fullmetal. I think it's going to be a lot of fun.

[Cut to corridors of HQ. Roy, Riza and Havoc are passing through]

Roy: You can't say I didn't try to protect the kid, but I'll dutifully obey my orders, at least until I become Fuhrer and every one of them is obeying me.

Riza: Be more discreet about those declarations, sir. Some would call them treason.

Havoc: She's right, chief. It's a presumptuous thing to say. You got a death wish or something?

[Roy stops walking, Riza and Havoc stop behind him]

Roy: That's a stupid question, Havoc. I say it because it's true. And when I'm Fuhrer, there will be changes. [Cue dramatic music and gestures] That day...all female officers will be required to wear...TINY MINISKIRTS!

[Riza stares and sighs, while Havoc gets a nosebleed and hugs Roy's leg while he is posing]

Havoc: You're a miracle, Mustang! I'll follow you for the rest of my life!

Roy: Yes!

[Havoc continues clinging to Roy's leg as Riza walks past as though she were alone. The sound of microphone feedback precedes the change in scenery - a boot splashing through a puddle, and then Hughes and his microphone in front of a covered billboard]

Hughes: Ladies and gentlemen! [Cut to a view from the top, all the soldiers gathered at the parade grounds, Bradley, Grand and Douglas, before going back to Hughes] Welcome to the Eastern Command Center Festival, a guaranteed break from that sultry grind! Incidentally, take a look! [Hughes unveils billboard of Elysia, much to the astonishment of the military] My daughter, who just turned three this year! Isn't she adorable? [Crowd starts chucking all sorts of things at Hughes. The billboard starts to fall] No, no, don't fall on Daddy! Elysia!

[Impact. Hughes recovers though]

Hughes: And now, without further distraction, we move directly to the day's main event! In the red corner, the Flame Alchemist and hero of the Eastern rebellion, Colonel Roy Mustang! Give it up!

[Cut to Roy, who is looking a little ticked, standing with Riza and Falman]

Audience: [Boos Roy] You just want a promotion! Give me back my girlfriend!

Hughes: In the blue corner, the Fullmetal Alchemist and living legend of the people...let's hear it for Edward Elric!

[Cut to Ed, standing beside Al and his kitty]

Audience: What? Where? I can't see him! Working grade schooler is more like it! Good luck, bean sprout!

Ed: [Gets REALLY pissed at all the people implying that he's short and is restrained by Al] Don't call me small! I'm gonna break down your feet and stick 'em on your head!

Al: Calm down.

Ed: Okay, Al, you're right. Today's a great day. The day I beat Mustang's pompous mug in front of the whole army and get some damn respect.

Al: But we're indebted to him, brother.

Ed: He's asked for it, saying he knows all we do, acting like he'd let our secret out, then not telling me what I need to know!

Al: So what's your strategy?

Ed: I told you, a fist in his face!

[Cut to Ed and Roy facing each other on the grounds, along with Hughes. A bit of wind blows past.]

Ed: This assessment means nothing to me. If I win, you tell me all you know about Marcoh, and let's not forget you'll have a new cat.

Hughes: Alchemists get set...[Clears throat and runs] READY AND FIGHT!

Ed: [Looks back at Hughes] What?

Roy: [Gloved right hand is already extended] Too slow. [Snaps, creating an explosion that wows the crowd and knocks Ed off his feet]

Ed: Damn it, that was a cheap shot! [Runs off as Roy sets off another bomb]

Roy: A soldier favors haste over cleverness. Means there are no cheap shots, Edward. Strike quickly and you'll end it quickly too.

[More explosions can be heard. Focus on the audience]

Fuery: Those flames are coming out of nowhere; how does he do that?

Havoc: Oh, this is the first time you've seen the Colonel fight? [As Havoc narrates, Roy shows off] His right glove is made out of special material called ignition cloth. When he snaps, it makes a spark. Then he uses alchemy to change the oxygen density in the air, and boom, bombs on command.

[Cut back to Ed running as things get more than just a little hot]

Ed: [Screams and dodges Roy's explosions] When I stop running...! [Ducks into crowd] Sorry!

Roy: [Looks out at the audience] Well, I guess I can't torch you all...hmm...

[Cut to Ed running through the audience]

Roy: [Loudly] This is hard, he's such a small target!

[Ed freezes and gives away his location]

Ed: Who are you calling small?!

Roy: [Takes aim, much to the fright of Ed and the audience] If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate and never fall for an enemy's taunts. [Snaps, people and debris go flying]

Ed: You gotta be kidding!

Roy: Okay, maybe I overdid it. [Spies silhouette of Ed through smoke] Need more? [Upon closer look, it is actually an Ed doll wearing his cloak, and the real Ed rushes towards Roy from behind with his automail blade, cutting through Roy's glove]

Ed: Cheap shot!

Roy: Damn!

Ed: Without that glove, you can't make flames anymore, can you? [Claps, creates a huge cannon from the parade grounds] That's advantage: Elric! Hah! [The audience is astounded at the size of the cannon, which is pointing straight at Roy, who smirks as he draws his also-gloved left hand from his pocket, which takes Ed by surprise] Aaaaahhhh!

[With a matching smug look, Roy snaps, sets the cannon on fire and makes it explode, sending Ed flying through the air screaming, till he lands in a pile of debris]

Roy: All war is deception. Think your enemy has a weakness and it becomes his strength. Remember that.

Ed: Just end it.

Roy: You don't have to ask. [Gets ready to snap, but has sudden flashback of a fatality in the Ishbal massacre. When it clears, Ed is pointing automail blade at Roy's throat, and Bradley, Douglas and Grand approach the two]

Bradley: All right, that's far enough. An excellent battle by two skilled alchemists.

Roy: [Salutes] We are honored by your compliment, Fuhrer!

Ed: Don't stop us now, we're not done yet!

Bradley: Hmm, that may be true, but if I let you go on, it would be much harder for just the two of you to clean up.

[Scene changes. It is late in the afternoon. Al is holding Ed's cloak, while Riza is holding Roy's]

Riza: They don't have a choice but to spend time together now. The Fuhrer ordered them both to fix the mess.

[The sound of Ed's clapping and alchemy can be heard. Meanwhile, someone's shovel digs through the debris]

Roy: [Yawns and leans on the shovel as he sits down] This is the reason I tried to avoid the fight, Ed.

Ed: What happened? Why did you hesitate at the end?

Roy: Eh?

Ed: I don't need anyone to cover for me. If you had time to beat me, you should have done it.


Roy: This goes back more years than I care to admit, but there was something called the Ishbal rebellion.

Ed: Part of the Eastern rebellion, right? When the people of Ishbal clashed with the military.

Roy: I saw my share...of really terrible things.

[Flashback of the same person Roy had killed in the rebellion. It seems that he was holding a gun with trembling hands, while Roy's hand, ready to snap, is also quivering. The man screams, flames erupt, and everything returns to reality]

Roy: Dr. Marcoh, the deserter, he was the smartest one among us. I still think so even now.

Ed: Is that why you kept quiet about him? Out of respect?

Roy: But maybe I was wrong not to tell you. You should pay him a visit, so you'll know for yourself.

Ed: You mean he's alive? [Roy replies with a curt nod. Ed smiles] Colonel, you still haven't told me yet. Why you hesitated, and didn't finish me when you could. Never mind, you don't have to say.

[Cut back to HQ, where Roy's subordinates, except Riza, are recovering from injuries sustained during the assessment, and the puppy]

Riza: Well, if you've got no other candidates...I guess I can handle him, Kain.

Fuery: Really? That's awesome! [Puppy jumps out of his arms, runs towards the wall, and...does his business] Sorry, guess he's just relieved to have an owner.

[The click of a gun can be heard. Riza fires six shots around the puppy, not meaning to shoot him. GOOF: Six shots, but seven holes in the wall. The puppy stands on its hind legs, forelegs up]

Riza: Now you won't be doing that again, will you, huh? See, you've got a strict mommy now. The bathroom's out here, got it, Black Hayate?

Fuery: What's wrong with all you people?!

[Cut to Hughes and Roy having some drinks]

Hughes: About Lior, that desert town in Ed's report, are you aware that General Hakuro's detachment has been dispatched over there? [Cut to scene in Lior with lots of soldiers and lots of carnage, and then to "Cornello", who is being flanked by Lust and Gluttony in the background] I hear it's turning into a pretty ugly civil war. Ed said their prophet Cornello had been removed as a sham, and the people would open their eyes. But a priest is still there and going strong, and now he's calling his followers to this uprising. I can't say for sure if it's the same guy that Ed fought though. You think you should send Ed in to investigate?

Roy: Ed believes he saved that town. It's one of the first successes he's had. I'll let him keep thinking that for a while. He'll learn the truth soon enough. We always do.

[Cut to a night sky over Central, and the Elrics before a house]

Ed: After all the info the Colonel gave us on Marcoh, we can't ask him to keep this little guy too. Equivalent exchange, we'd end up owing too much.

Al: Yeah, I know.

[Kitten is in a box by the door, looks up at the brothers and meows. Ed transmutes the box into something better]

Ed: I'm sorry, Al, it's just the best we can do.

[The Elrics leave the kitten beside its potential new home and walk away]

Roy: So, isn't it about time you told me? I know you didn't all come here to observe us.

Hughes: The bigwigs. They kept wearing the Fuhrer down, till he agreed to move us. It's the alchemist killer, Roy. There have been five officers slain since Central. [Roy's eyes widen]

[Cut to Central]

Soldier: You won't win! They'll find you! You're a barbarian, nothing more! Y - [Soldier's brains turn into hamburger meat, and he is dropped onto the ground]

Scar: [Takes off glasses] Time to head East.


(Phew. This took a while.)

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QUOTE(Reta McClain @ May 8 2007, 10:36 AM) [snapback]540375[/snapback]
Episode 29. Around 17/18 minutes and forward^^ After Breda bursts in impersonating Armstrong xD

Ep. 29? Got it! Thanks, Reta McClain.
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Hey, which episode is it where Roy puts Fuery's glasses on Riza? Just curious ^^


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QUOTE(Kisara @ May 9 2007, 02:08 AM) [snapback]540432[/snapback]
Hey, which episode is it where Roy puts Fuery's glasses on Riza? Just curious ^^

Episode 46, Human Transmutation. happy.gif

EDIT: (And here it is - transcript of episode 37! ^^ Dubbed. This is actually fun, but it takes up a lot of time. XD Remember - since this is the entire script, spoilers abound.)

[Logo for "Flame Alchemist" appears. The scene opens to Black Hayate sniffing a bug, and then zooms into Central HQ, where a very bored Roy is looking out the window. He yawns and stretches, before the scene changes to Havoc, Falman, Breda and Fuery in what looks like a locker room]

Breda: Roy Mustang surveillance log? What's this about?

Havoc: You got me. I've been ordered by Internal Affairs to keep an eye on the Colonel. [Takes out a letter and hands it to Falman]

Falman: [Reads letter out loud] To assist with our ongoing investigation of Colonel Mustang, we order you to confidentially report back to us with surveillance of his every move.

Fuery: You mean...you've been spying on Mustang?

Havoc: [exhales a lot of smoke] Yeah, but this surveillance gig's too big for one man. So, if any of you want in on the action...

[Breda, Falman and Fuery trade looks. Scene cuts to Roy's office]

Falman: Saturday, 0946 hours. With papers waiting for his approval and due by noon, the Colonel decided to take a nap instead.

[Cut to outside HQ]

Breda: 1026 hours. The Colonel attempted to feed Lieutenant Hawkeye's dog. The dog was not biting.

[Cut back to office]

Fuery: At 1103 hours, he started obsessively cleaning the windows, still no progress on those papers, with the deadline fast approaching.

Havoc: Then at 1147 hours, the Colonel began to furiously sign the papers, all the while cursing that he didn't have time for this.

[Cut to Central's bustling streets]

Falman: In the afternoon, Mustang left to research a "hot tip". During that time, he received an envelope from the young woman at the flower shop.

[Cut back to office]

Fuery: The letter appeared to be instructions for a rendezvous, as it contained two tickets for a play (NOTE: The play is entitled, "There's Something about Yuko)

Breda: That night, Colonel Mustang claimed to be going on an overnight exploratory mission and left, but judging by the look on his face, I'd say he's got a date.

[Cut to theater. Roy and the girl are on a date]

Havoc: Wait, the girl from the flower shop? [Closer look at the girl, who is clinging to Roy's arm, and Roy, and then closer look at the girl herself] You mean Grace? Not my Grace, I thought she was just playing hard-to-get with me!

Falman: If she's seeing two guys at once, she's can't be that hard to get.

Breda: In head to head with Mustang over a girl, you're screwed.

Fuery: I'm sorry, but there's no way she'd pick you over -

Havoc: SHUT UP, YOU JERKS! [Cut back to office. Riza passes by as Havoc tearfully scribbles in his surveillance log] They don't understand my feelings, I really thought this was love...

Breda: Damn, Havoc, is that a surveillance log or a diary?

Havoc: You take that back, loser!

Breda: Look who's talking!

Havoc: What?! [He and Breda keep on fighting]

Falman: Yes, I love a good fight!

Fuery: Come on, you guys, lay down your pencils and make up.

Havoc: That's it, I'm through! [Tears up surveillance log] I can't take this stupid investigation! [Goes absolutely nuts]

(The intro, instead of Al narrating and a sequence of portraits depicting the Elric family through the years, has Riza narrating and some papers, one with a drawing of Black Hayate, and a photograph of Roy, Riza, Breda, Falman, Fuery, Havoc, Hughes, and Armstrong, and the drawing]

Riza: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. Here at Central Headquarters, there was a band of brave soldiers all willing to make that sacrifice in the name of peace. This is a tale of love and courage, a tale of the Flame Alchemist Colonel Mustang, and his loyal team.

[Opening song]

[Cut to close-up of Havoc's cigarette, then to Havoc himself, sitting under a tree, watching Black Hayate chase a butterfly]

Havoc: [Sighs] Know what, Black Hayate? You don't know how good you've got it. No worries, no friends to betray you...[Butterfly lands on Havoc's head, Black Hayate barks, Havoc sighs again]

Riza: [Looking out the window in the office. Falman, Breda and Fuery are seated around a big table, Roy in his table reading a newspaper] Does anyone know what's eating Lieutenant Havoc?

Roy: He probably got dumped again.

Breda: [Quietly] He's psychic!

Riza: It's hard balancing this job and a relationship. You have no time, and good luck meeting someone worthwhile here.

Roy: Please. A man should be able to handle both his job and his women. I do.

Breda: Yeah, that's his problem.

Roy: Hey, wait. Grief affects his performance, which affects me. Hey, why don't you guys find a girl for Havoc?

Fuery: But I'm a highly trained officer!

Falman: I can't find a girl for me!

Breda: Just toss him one of yours, Colonel.

Roy: What's that?

Falman, Breda and Fuery: [Shake heads] Uh...nothing, nothing.

Roy: I don't guess any of you know what he's looking for in a woman, do you?

Falman: Well, when we were drinking, he mentioned wanting a cute, smart, funny girl with a good personality who wasn't likely to cheat on him.

Roy: Right. Falman, scour the city for a cute, smart, funny girl with a good personality and introduce her to Havoc.

Falman: You want me to WHAT?

Roy: You heard me, that's your new mission.

[Cut to Archer's office]

Sciezka: A mission? For me?

Archer: I need all the records pertaining to Brigadier General Grand, Dr. Marcoh and Shou Tucker, and include any documents regarding Laboratory 5 or the second execution ground.

Sciezka: Yes, sir, but...what about the ones that were destroyed in the library fire?

Archer: Of course, I want them too. That's why I've come to you, Sciezka.

Sciezka: [Thinking to herself] If I can use this assignment to gain access to the military court, maybe I can find out what Hughes was investigating when he died.

Archer: So what do you say?

Sciezka: Yes, sir, I accept the mission.

[Cut to HQ corridors]

Falman: Some mission. They didn't cover picking up women in basic training. Where am I supposed to find a girl?

[Sciezka leaves Archer's office, bumps into Falman and drops all her documents as both of them fall]

Sciezka: That hurt. I'm so sorry, are you okay?

Falman: Sciezka?

Sciezka: Oh...Falman!

Falman: Nice running into you. Have you been well? [Helps Sciezka pick up her stuff]

Sciezka: Umm...yeah, something like that.

Falman: [Stares at Sciezka before standing up] Hold on...you're a girl...I'm looking for a cute, smart, funny girl with a good personality. Know where I can find someone like that?

Sciezka: Hold on a minute - are you somehow suggesting you think I am NOT a cute, smart, funny girl with a good personality, officer?

Falman: Oh, no, I didn't mean it like that! It's all quite silly...Colonel Mustang ordered me to find a girlfriend for Lt. Havoc.

Sciezka: Oh, it's for Havoc?

Falman: Yeah, so you have any ideas?

Armstrong: [Suddenly appears behind Falman and Sciezka] Look no further! I know the perfect woman!

[Cut back to office]

Roy: Armstrong's sister? You're kidding, right?

Falman: No. He says she's single because she's shy, not because she's not good-looking.

Roy: Hmmm...

[Cut to Armstrong estate...and a very astonished, date-ready Havoc]

Havoc: It's so...big. All right, I'm going home. [Decides to go back into the car, but is pushed out by two pairs of arms]

Breda: Are you out of your freaking mind? You've hit the mother lode with this one, Havoc! You just have to convince her to marry you and you're set for life!

Fuery: You'll fly up the ranks in no time!

Havoc: Marry her? I don't even know her yet.

Falman: Well, according to Major Armstrong, she's every bit as beautiful as the Major himself.

Havoc: You mean she looks just like the Major? [Imagines Armstrong's sister to be like Armstrong with a wig and a dress and gets even more nervous, and tries to get back into the car again, only to be shoved out again] Get your damn hands off me, guys, I'm going home!

Armstrong: [Comes bursting out of his home] Ah, here at last! Welcome to our home, Lieutenant Havoc! [Grabs Havoc in a bone-crushing hug] We've been expecting you! [Laughs and stuffs a letter into Havoc's jacket]

Breda: Bye! Don't blow it! [He, Falman and Fuery drive away]

[Cut to inside the Armstrong estate]

Mr. Armstrong: For the past one hundred and eighty-some odd years, the house of Armstrong has played a vital role in the nation's financial, political and military circles. Generation after generation we've remained pillars of strength and beacons of integrity. We've supplied the country with countless generals, why, I myself was a general back in the day when that meant something...we didn't have...

Armstrong: Oh, Father's stories always touch me in a profound way. [He is standing beside Havoc, who is seated and sighs]

Mrs. Armstrong: [Enters] Oh, my, I hope he's not boring our poor guest with old war stories.

Armstrong: Oh, hello, Mother.

Havoc: [To himself] Mother? That's a relief. The mother looks pretty normal. [Mrs. Armstrong walks closer] She's a freaking GIANT! That's not normal! That's not normal at all! [Hyperventilates, thinks] Think about it rationally, Havoc. If the father is large - uh - horizontally, and the mother is large vertically, then it only makes sense, mathematically speaking, that when you combine them, the son would end up looking like this [Referring to Armstrong, of course]. Which - uh - which means the daughter must look like...uh...

[Havoc's imagination starts to run wild, filled with images of Armstrong in a wig and a dress frolicking through flowers]

Armstrong's "sister" in Havoc's head: Ohhh, won't you come frolic with me through the flowers, Lieutenant Havoc? [Giggles...maniacally, for lack of a better term]

Havoc: [Still thinking to himself...in twisted logic] No, that's not how it works. Some traits are more dominant, so there is the possibility if you cross A with B, it could resemble A more.

Armstrong: Here she comes, Lieutenant, my baby sister!

Mrs. Armstrong: Come now, Catherine, don't be bashful. You know it's not an attractive quality.

[Catherine steps into the room...rather shyly]

Havoc: [To himself again] Moment of truth - does she look like her dad, or her mom? Either way, she's a monster - but if she's gotta be a potato or a tomato, please let her be a tomato!

Catherine: Um...hi. It's nice to meet you, Lieutenant. I'm Catherine Elle Armstrong.

Havoc: JACKPOT!! [Laughs...crazily]

Armstrong: I told Falman she was beautiful, and doesn't she look like me?

Havoc: How so?

Armstrong: The Armstrong eyelashes!

Havoc: Oh...yes, of course.

Armstrong: Where are your manners, Catherine? Let's not be shy.

Catherine: Um...hi, again.

Havoc: So...uh...what do you...what do you do for fun?

Catherine: Well...um, I'm pretty good on the piano.

Havoc: [To himself] Awww...she's so cute! She can't possibly be related to the Major...

Catherine: Or, should I say, I'm pretty good...under the piano. [Lifts piano over her head, Havoc is astonished]

Armstrong: Hmm...is something wrong, Lieutenant?

Havoc: [To himself] Forget what I said! She is 100% the Major's sister! But wait...if I look past her freakish strength and focus on what matters - her looks, her sense of fashion, her estate, her lineage - it all adds up! I suppose I...[Havoc imagines himself frolicking through a garden in a tank top and shorts, tossing flowers] I really have hit the mother lode! [Back to reality] Miss Catherine?

Catherine: Yes?

Havoc: You'd make me a happy man...if you would allow me the privilege of taking you on a date.

Catherine: Huh? [Blushes, obviously flattered] Umm...Lieutenant Havoc?

Havoc: Yes?

Catherine: In my dreams, I've always imagined meeting a man just like you. Except with a more muscular physique like my brother's. [Armstrong poses, shirtless, in the background, while poor Havoc's devastation is shown through a metaphor of a sword rammed through his head] I'm sorry, it's just that I only like good-looking men. Maybe we should forget this ever happened.

Armstrong: Guess it wasn't meant to be. Hmm...should I inform the cook? [Havoc "crumbles to pieces"]

[Cut back to the rest of the military]

Breda: Ten thousand says he blows the date.

Falman: I say they don't even have one.

Fuery: My money's on him chickening out before he even sees her.

Riza: You realize you're all bidding against him.

Breda, Falman and Fuery: Safest bet!

Havoc: [Lying on the Armstrongs' floor in a metaphoric pool of blood] That's it, I'll just die alone.


I'll post the rest soon, guys. ^^ If you're nice enough. XDDDDD

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@Amethyst Sunset - Thank you!!! That's awesome!! happy.gif

QUOTE(Hakaro @ May 5 2007, 04:34 PM) [snapback]539481[/snapback]
...I read in a site that there are a few deleted scenes of the movie, and they told me something about a cementary scene. I'd like to know if anyone has this scene avaliable on internet or has the scans of it.. ^^''
I know how is this scene like, if you need to know how's it like to help me, I can tell you ^^''
Of course-I can tell you if you've seen the movie... u__u'..

@Hakaro - Welcome to the board!! biggrin.gif
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You're welcome, Tombow. biggrin.gif And without further ado...THE MYSTERY OF WAREHOUSE 13! *Cue happy fun music and such*

[Scene opens to an opened envelope on someone's desk. Roy reads a letter, puts into an ashtray, and then sets it on fire with a snap of his gloved right hand]

Roy: Well, it looks like Major Armstrong is turning out to be exactly the man I thought. Lieutenant Hawkeye, let's track this tiger.

Riza: [Stands up from where she was seated] Right.

[Focus on Havoc, who is in sort of a coma, still in shock after being dumped by Catherine (NOTE: He is like this during the rest of the episode), then cut to dark streets and warehouses, where Fuery and Falman are walking at night]

Fuery: Oh, man, I'm starving. I haven't been able to afford a decent meal since I lost my money in that bet.

Falman: And I've been stuffing my face silly ever since.

Fuery: [Clings to Falman and cries] Take pity and feed me!

Falman: [Shoves Fuery away] Then the bet wouldn't mean anything now, would it? [Cut to dark street lamps] Huh, they still haven't fixed these lights?

Fuery: I know. It's pretty creepy around here at night. 'Course, I don't buy the haunted warehouse rumors.

[Falman and Fuery are interrupted by some strange noises]

Fuery: What is that?

Falman: I don't know.

[They turn around and see a huge, seemingly bloody 13 behind them]

Falman and Fuery: [Scared out of their wits] IT'S HERE!

[Morning. Cut to a house, or possibly an apartment]

Riza: Hmm...no, oh...oh, stop that. Oh, you're so bad...[Giggles] That tickles. Hmmm...[Wakes up, looks underneath her blankets, sees Black Hayate in her bed, licking her bare foot and sighs]

[Cut to Black Hayate sitting on the floor obediently. Riza gives him his food and he starts to approach]

Riza: Wait. Now sit, shake, other paw, down, good. [Black Hayate follows all commands before actually eating. Riza smiles as she watches him eat, zoom out to a top view of the room before cutting to Central HQ and Riza walking through its corridors with her dog]

Soldiers: Good morning, Lieutenant.

Riza: As you were.

[She enters the office]

Breda: Are you serious?

Falman: As a heart attack.

Fuery: Those rumors aren't rumors! They're true!

Breda: Stop! Why are you telling me this? I'm not gonna be able to walk home tonight!

Riza: Something happened to you, boys?

Roy: They claim to have seen the fabled Warehouse 13. Idiots.

Breda: There's nothing idiotic about being aware, Colonel!

Fuery: Especially when there's a bunch of ghosts out there!

Riza: A warehouse 13, huh? I'm pretty sure that according to the records, the military has only 12 warehouses here.

Breda: There may be only 12 now, but sometimes a 13th appears!

Falman: They say this warehouse shows up on the old execution grounds, where thousands have been killed!

Breda: When the sun goes down and darkness falls, the haunted building mysteriously rises from the blood-soaked soil!

Fuery: And you can hear the ghosts of the executed plowing away to the surface...slash, flash! And they climb over the corpses of fellow victims seeking vengeance against soldiers! [While he is narrating, he, Breda and Falman are freaking out in front of a calm, cool and collected Riza]

Roy: Did you ever stop to think that it's because you live in this state of fear that you imagine seeing things? Your minds are playing tricks on you.

Fuery: Doesn't anything scare you, sir?

Roy: Of course not. I'm a trained alchemist, after all. We look at things in a rational manner and there is nothing rational about ghost stories.

Fuery: But we saw it with our own eyes, and we're not the only ones. I've heard stories all over Headquarters!

Roy: [Stands up and scratches his head] Ugh, what is this, a children's slumber party? You superstitious nitwits need someone to give you a reality check and it might as well be me.

Breda: Wow, really, boss? Did you hear that, guys? The Colonel's volunteered to help us with our midnight stakeout!

Falman: He's a noble leader, always looking out for his men!

Fuery: What a relief! If the Colonel's with us, there's no way we'll be impaled.

Roy: Now wait a minute! What stakeout?

Breda: Our mission is to prove whether or not Warehouse 13 is real.

Falman: And you said you would give us a reality check.

Roy: Well...yeah, that's what I said...

Fuery: [Sidles up to Roy with a Puss-in-Boots-style stare, if you know what I mean] I have to go by there every night on my way home and it's eating away at my insides and soon there'll be nothing left! Please, Colonel, help me! [Roy is getting rather ticked, and the scene cuts for a moment to Havoc, who is still in that same stupor]

[Cut to a car driving through the streets]

Roy: Damn it! I still don't see why I have to tag along on their stupid little midnight ghost hunt!

Riza: [Driving the car] Because they admire you more than you realize.

Roy: What good is admiration from other men? They're soldiers. How are they going to deal with living, breathing people when they're afraid of the dead? [Riza stops the car in front of the Hughes residence] I didn't tell you to stop here, Lieutenant.

Riza: You looked like you wanted me to, sir.

[Cut to Roy hesitating before actually knocking on the door. Riza waits in the car]

Gracia: [Answers the door] Oh, Colonel Mustang, what a surprise.

Roy: I'm sorry for dropping by unannounced. I was just in the neighborhood, so...

Gracia: Nonsense, I appreciate you taking the time. Elysia, you remember Roy Mustang, say hello. [Apparently Elysia is just beside her mother]

Roy: Hiya, kiddo. You've grown.

[Elysia blushes and hides behind Gracia]

Gracia: I'm sorry, she's just a little shy, but please, come in.

[Before Roy could enter the Hughes residence, he looks up at the second-story window. He sees Winry, who sees him as well and storms away from the window]

Roy: No, I better not. I have tons of paperwork. I'll be seeing you. [Salutes Gracia]

[Cut back to car]

Roy: Like I was saying, it's always a lot scarier dealing with the living. Give me a ghost to talk to any day.

[Cut to Archer's office]

Archer: So this is absolutely everything. You left nothing out, no miscellaneous documents that Hughes had lying around.

Sciezka: No, that's it.

Archer: Hmm...very well. Have all of these files incinerated. Scatter the ashes.

Sciezka: Uh...what? But these are official records! They're one of a kind!

Archer: I don't care.

[Cut to Fuhrer's office]

Bradley: Laboratory 5 has been closed for years. I'd hardly expect there to be much documentation these days.

Archer: There is more to it, sir. Don't you find it odd that there are absolutely no records at all from the years when the lab was operational?

Bradley: What's odd about someone neglecting their work?

Archer: But that someone was Basque Grand.

Bradley: What exactly are you implying?

Archer: People don't bury nickels, sir. They bury gold. I'd suggest Grand discovered something valuable enough to cover up. Of course, I can't imagine that you would have had any preexisting knowledge of this breach, Fuhrer. But think of it - a humanoid chimera, a Philosopher's Stone that amplifies alchemy - I don't have to tell you that these could be powerful weapons in our arsenal.

Bradley: And I don't have to tell you those are forbidden practices, Lieutenant Colonel.

Archer: Scientific progress is trial and error. Neglecting to learn from past experiments, or forbidding research because it's immoral, is not only myopic but reckless. I have Kimblee and Shou Tucker under my control, ready to be unleashed at any time. I'm just waiting for your command, sir.

Bradley: Apparently, another civil war has broken out in Lior. We also have reports that Scar may be hiding there. Sound like a problem that you and your friends could solve?

Archer: Yes.

[Cut to a night through the military warehouses]

Roy: This is ridiculous! Five grown men trying to sneak a peek at a ghost on their night off!

Fuery: By ridiculous, you mean scary.

Breda: Well, it means a lot to us, you coming out, Colonel.

Roy: Let's just hurry so I could sleep.

[Everything seems just a little darker]

Fuery: Oh yeah, did we forget to tell you that the lights are out from this point on?

Roy: What the hell has the maintenance staff been doing?

[Breda lights a lantern]

Breda: And Breda said, let there be light.

Fuery: [Looks behind him at a hulking shadow] Aaaaahhh!!

Roy: It's just a shadow, moron! [Hits Fuery]

Falman: Yeah, calm down. These shadows can be your friends, Fuery. [Makes a dog with his hands] Look, I'm a cute little puppy dog. Woof!

Fuery: [Laughs nervously]

[The flame in the lantern shifts, distorting Falman's shadow dog. Breda, Falman and Fuery freak out]

Roy: Stop freaking out!

Falman: Easy for you to say!

Breda: We'll stop jumping when things stop being scary!

Fuery: I wanna go home!

Roy: How did I get such a pathetic staff?! Come on, I'll prove to you there's no such thing as ghosts!

Fuery: Don't leave us alone, Colonel!

[Roy leads the way, Fuery and Falman follow, with Breda dragging Havoc along. They stop at the 12th warehouse]

Roy: This, ladies, is the twelfth and final warehouse, and over there is nothing but open space. So where is your phantom 13th warehouse?

Fuery: Maybe it's a werehouse, like a werewolf, and it needs a full moon.

Roy: Give it up, Fuery. [Hits him again]

Breda: Hold on, I think I know what you guys saw the other night. Take a look over there. [He points. They look at a row of warehouses labeled A, B, etc.] That letter B...doesn't that look an awful lot like...

Falman: The number 13!

Breda: I guess I see how you can make that mistake.

Roy: So you misread it, thanks to the darkness, and your own fears.

Falman: I guess that's better than the alternative.

Roy: I told you it was a figment of your own imagination.

Fuery: But then what about the ghosts?

Roy: They don't exist either, Fuery!

Fuery: Oh, good. Whew, starting tomorrow night, I can take my normal route home.

Roy: And we're all happy for you. Can we go now?

Fuery: You know, now that my nausea's settling down, I'm getting kinda hungry.

Falman: Yeah, I could go for some grub.

Breda: Dinner's on you guys.

Fuery: What? But I'm broke!

Breda: Consider it payment for causing this trouble.

Roy: Hold up.

Fuery: What's wrong?

Roy: [Shines lantern over the "open space"] You see that?

Fuery: See what?

Breda: The dirt...it looks like it's been dug through!

Fuery: That doesn't sound good.

Roy: Falman.

Falman: Yes, sir. [Proceeds to dig with his hands, and uncovers something] I found something. [Hands it to Roy]

Roy: [Examines it] Yeah, it's a bone.

[His subordinates freak out anew, save for oblivious Havoc]

Breda: The dead really are digging themselves up!

Fuery: You know, this is supposed to be the haunted execution ground!

Roy: Pull it together! Even if this was where they executed people, they wouldn't have buried them here! This is more likely the work of a murderer! [Everyone stops freaking out] I think this bone is our only evidence of a crime that someone would rather have forgotten. But what killer in their right mind would sneak on military soil to bury a body?

Breda: Unless this could be the result of an incident within the military...

Roy: I'd say there's a strong chance of that. We may be looking at the bone of a slain soldier.

[Cut to a swinging pet door and Riza coming out of the shower to see no sign of Black Hayate in her bedroom, and then to Roy and his subordinates on the execution ground the next day]

Roy: Our mission is to identify who our victim was, where they came from, and if we can, how they died! Don't miss personal effects! And it may not all be buried in one spot, so spread out!

Breda, Falman and Fuery: [Digging, of course, without still-stunned Havoc] You got it!

[While they are digging, Black Hayate comes out of nowhere with a bone, walks to a hole Falman was digging, and buries bone before leaving, much to Roy's chagrin]

Roy: Well, I can't exactly say I was expecting that. [Pause. Tumbleweed blows past] WHO THE HELL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS FIASCO?!

[Focus on Havoc, and once again, no response or reaction whatsoever from him. Cut to Central HQ. Riza walks into the office to see everyone seated at the table doing nothing]

Riza: So how was your night?

Roy, Breda, Falman and Fuery: I've had better.

[Black Hayate barks. The four aforementioned officers all give him evil eyes. Before Riza could find out what's going on, the phone rings]

Riza: [Answers phone. In the foreground is a very ticked-off Roy] Hello? [Turns to Roy] Colonel, the tiger's on the prowl.

[Cut to Fuhrer's office]

Bradley: I fully expect you to deliver us to victory. [Referring to Archer and Armstrong]

Roy: Excuse me.

Bradley: Hmm? What is it?

Roy: Fuhrer, I'm requesting permission to join this eastern campaign.

Archer: I'm afraid you've come too late, Colonel. Major Armstrong's already been assigned to help me with command.

Roy: With respect, the Major hasn't served on the front line since he was hurt in the Ishbal war. Now is hardly the time to redeploy him into combat especially in a region where he has no recent experience. I also feel partly responsible for this latest uprising, seeing how I was formerly stationed at the Eastern Headquarters. Please, let me tag along.

Bradley: Hmm...

Armstrong: I have no objections to his request.

Bradley: Very well, Colonel Mustang, you are hereby ordered to accompany the expeditionary forces to suppress the insurrection.

Roy: I accept it with honor, sir. [He and Armstrong salute before leaving. Archer watches their retreating backs]


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Ed: You morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex

Ed says this to a messenger it might have been Riza at some point but i can't remember where/which episode.

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QUOTE(Plasmajosh @ Aug 1 2007, 03:56 PM) *
Ed: You morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex

Ed says this to a messenger it might have been Riza at some point but i can't remember where/which episode.

Actually, he says this to Hughes.

Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the Colonel?
Hughes: He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.
Ed: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god-complex!

Episode 16, just before Ed, Al and Armstrong leave for Risembool.

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QUOTE(Amethyst Sunset @ Aug 1 2007, 08:13 PM) *
QUOTE(Plasmajosh @ Aug 1 2007, 03:56 PM) *
Ed: You morally bankrupt colonel with a god complex

Ed says this to a messenger it might have been Riza at some point but i can't remember where/which episode.

Actually, he says this to Hughes.

Hughes: Hey, I've got a message from Roy.
Ed: You mean the Colonel?
Hughes: He said, "Don't die under my command, you're enough of a pain without the paperwork." That was it.
Ed: Tell him fine, there's no way I'm dying before you do, you morally bankrupt colonel with a god-complex!

Episode 16, just before Ed, Al and Armstrong leave for Risembool.

Cool Thanks very much. HAHAHAHA just watched it, good stuff.

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