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Quotes!, The funny/fav stuff they say (possible spoilers)!
Full Metal Elf
post Oct 17 2005, 07:30 AM
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Wow! I couldn't believe there wasn't a thread dedicated to the great quotes from FMA!!! (if there was, I totally missed it when I searched). FMA is full of fun quotes, and since I'm sure there are great ones from the Manga (which I haven't read all of yet) I thought this would be the best place to put this, especially since it is the Characters who say them wink.gif. I shall begin!

Doctor: He'll need an injection.
Ed: Injection?
Doctor: Just a poke.
Ed: I DON'T NEED IT! I FEEL BETTER! I'M CURED!
*Al holds him back*
Ed: HOW COULD YOU SELL OUT YOUR OWN BROTHER AL?! YOU'RE EVIL!
Al: You don't mean that.
Ed: I'LL TURN YOU ALL INTO FISH!

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Gracia: I CAN'T DO THIS! IM DYING!
Al: What are we gonna do?! She said she was gonna die!
Ed: That's just an expression!
*Gracia passes out. Nina starts crying and screaming*
Ed: She's not dead! She just fell asleep!
Al: Well, when you think of it like alchemy, making a life's expensive! You have to give something up!
Ed: Child birth is not alchemy you dope!



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post Oct 17 2005, 10:24 AM
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Barry- You should be going ooh! or ahh! or "What's wrong with your body!?"

(Al removes helmet)

Barry- AHH! What's wrong with YOUR body!?

Al- Stop, you're going to hurt my feelings.

Barry- Are you a condemned prisoner too?

Al- No, I'm not a crook.

Barry- I guess not hm? Why would you have been helping the police?
But who cares! I know your weakness now! You better beg for mercy, your life belongs to me. If I destroy your blood seal you're dead!

Al- The same goes for you.

Barry- Gah! Well you don't know where mine is!

Al- You don't know where mine is either.

Barry- GAH! Well then I'll just to chop you up until I find it, and you can't do that because you don't have a knife!

Al-Why do I always get the crazy ones?


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post Oct 17 2005, 01:39 PM
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^^ Hehehe....that's funny, I forgot about that! Hmmm...some other ones:

"Who you calling a bean!"


Ed: Old lady Pinako, It's been a long time
I need some more of your handy work
Pinako: Ha Ha Apparently so you really have done
a number this time
Huh I don't know why you have so much trouble keeping your arms
Ed: Yeah well I had a lot of things to swing at
Pinako: Yet it seems like you've gottin shorter
Ed: Who are you calling small
you miniture sized hag
Pinako: Your shorter than your temper
Ed: your so small you're two-dimintional
Pinako: Mirro-moron
Ed: Grandma flea
Armstrong: Edward Elric how dare you speak to your elder with such
blantant disregard, let me remide this fight with my geenteel decorm
Pinako: Who the heck is this guy
he really doesn't get the joke does he

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Winry: ... You didn't drink your milk.
Ed: *Twitch*
Winry: Edward...!
Ed: You drink it. I hate milk. It's like drinking vomit!
Winry: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? MILK'S GOOD FOR YOU! DRINK IT!
Ed: IT'S NOT LIKE I'M GONNA DIE IF I DON'T DRINK THAT CRAP!
Winry: This is why you're always gonna be the size of a bean!
Ed: A BEAN?!
Winry: Yeah... A bean!

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Hughes: I have great news!
Mustang: Your men have caught Scar?
Hughes: No, why would that be great news?




Oh, yay for FMA quotes! happy.gif







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this torque wrench, and this micrometer please!
Salesman; Coming up!
Winry; Also, get me a hard metal-tipped drill and bit, too!
Salesman; Yes!
Winry; Just what I expected from Central City's tool shop! It has a lot more stuff than acountryside shop! *grabs driver* The feeling of this driver's grip is just great!



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post Oct 26 2005, 03:02 PM
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Here comes a few of my favorites.

Roy: Riza, is it possible to send flame alchemy through the phone and burn someone's ears off?
Riza: ...


Roy: And when that day comes, all women personnel will be required to wear: TINY MINI SKIRTS! (Cue dramatics)
Havoc: *nosebleed, cigarette falls out of mouth, clings to Roy's leg* I'll follow you forever, sir!
Riza: *sweatdrop and mushroom cloud*

Ahhh...Roy. Gotta love him. biggrin.gif
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post Oct 27 2005, 02:11 AM
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LOL. I think that "mini skirt" line by Mustang was THE classic. happy.gif


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post Oct 27 2005, 06:00 AM
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QUOTE(Tombow @ Oct 27 2005, 07:11 PM) [snapback]305088[/snapback]

LOL. I think that "mini skirt" line by Mustang was THE classic. happy.gif


Only rivalled by this...

Roy: What was that for just now?!
Riza: You're useless in the rain. Please stay back, Colonel!
Jean: Oh yeah! In this weather he can't produce a spark.

And personally, this made me laugh...

Kain: Lucky the First Lietenant was not inju-
Riza: WHY DIDS YOU RUN OUT HERE?! Even if we had the most unlikely of misfortunes, we are capable of escaping the foe without interferance! Does an idiot just walk into a place like this?
Roy: Aaaaaagh! I know, I know, I'm an idiot!


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post Oct 27 2005, 11:35 AM
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Buwahahaha!! TWO MORE Classics!! laugh.gif


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post Oct 27 2005, 12:38 PM
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Hahaha!! That miniskirt quote is CLASSIC!


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post Oct 27 2005, 01:27 PM
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i love all of roy's quotes... heh Roy IS an Idiot


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post Oct 27 2005, 02:23 PM
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In ep 15: Bradley, Houghes and others are temporarily at the East headquarters when Scar attacks Ed, Al and others, then escapes away despite the attempt to stop him by Roy and the gang (btw, another classic moment about the Flame in the rain here.)

Hughes arrives after Scar's escape.

Hughes: "Nice mess!! Is it over yer??"
Mustang: "You know, you could try to help while you are here, Hughes."
Hughes: "Lay off... I'm as normal as they come, and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do?? Fire my slingshot at him??"

Classic Hughes wisecrack. laugh.gif


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post Oct 27 2005, 02:32 PM
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lmao......that is funny! I forgot about that one! Hughes has some good lines....I need to remember them wink.gif...be back with Hughes lines wink.gif


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post Oct 28 2005, 06:28 AM
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Haha~ Those quotes are just hilarious!!! I've got quite alot of quotes from Ep 13
MOST of them are super long...
East City East Headquarters-----
Ed: Were here.
Al: Yeah.
Ed: *sighs*
Al: Wha'ts wrong, Brother?
Ed: Can't you guess? I have to listen to the Colonel's long and sarcastic remarks again! *pretends to
be Mustang* So the Philospher's Stone in Lior was fake as well? *nods head* How long are you going
to continue using military funds on this wild goose chase? *snaps fingers with a "ding" sound* Oh?
Where's Edward-kun? *back to being Ed* I'm here! *pretends to be Mustang again* I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
*Al sweat drops* I couldn't see you because of the pile of papers. *Al turns his head in another direction*
*Ed laughs like a maniac then sighs*
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Inside East City East Headquarters-----
Breda: Dog!
Havoc: What's wrong, Breda?
Breda: Havoc! Be careful! That... That!
*Riza, Havoc and Farman looks at the dog (Black Hayate)*
Riza, Havoc and Farman: Huh?
Riza: What's this?
Farman: I believe it's a dog. Carnivora Canidae, it's scientific name is...
Riza: I didn't ask that, Warrant Officer Farman.
Farman: *salutes* Excuse me, Lieutenant Hawkeye.
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Havoc: You're going to take care of it?
Fuery: I wish I could, but you know, Lieutenant Havoc... Animals aren't allowed in the dorms.
Riza: We can't take care of it here in the office, though.
Fuery: It was shivering in the rain, I just can't bear it... Can someone take care of it?
Farman: I live in the dorms, as well.
Breda: No. I hate dogs.
Fuery: * sighs in disappointment*
Havoc: *snatches the dog* Then I'll keep it. I like dogs.
Fuery: Thank you very much, Lieutenant!
Havoc: *toothpick twitches* I heard the're good when stir-fried.
Fuery: *jaw drops*
Havoc: In the East, they raise them for consumption. Red dogs in particular are...
Riza: * snatches the dog from Havoc* Let's find another person.
Fuery: Yes.
Havoc: I was only kidding!
Riza, Farman and Fuery: * stares at Havoc*
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Ed and Al sits in the corridor of the East HQ----
Ed: We're not in the position to take care of any animals... You shouldn't have picked
him up.
Al: But he was shivering in the cold... I can take care of it, right?
Ed: No! Put it back where it was.
Al: *pushes Ed high in the air*
Ed: *screams*
Al: Brother, you idiot! You fiend! *runs away, "crying"*
Ed: Don't run! You're hurting the cat!
Al: I know, I know!
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In Mustang's office------
Ed: *deep in thought*
Roy: Lookslike you gather attention wherever you go.
Ed: You mean at Lior City? You were the one who gave my information on the fake Philospher's Stone.
Roy: But I didn't tell you to make the head priest lose his believers.
Ed: Now, as a result, East Headquarters is going to govern that city now, right? Wait, don't tell me that
you were planing this from the beginning...
Roy: I heard that Xenotime, Magwar's ansion was destroyed and that he is currently missing.
Ed: Really? Where was this Xenotime?
Roy: Could you submit a report on the Red Water as well? Also, I recieved a call from the police in the
tourist city of Aquroya. Is it ture that the face of the Psiren under the mask is beautiful?
Ed: *blushes* You've made your point that you know everything we did.
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Hughes: *shows picutre of Elysia on a tricycle* Look, look. Elysia can ride a tricycle now. And she follows
me around wherever I go! *kisses the photo*
Ed: You haven't changed at all, Major...
Hughes: I have more. Want a look?
Ed: No... By the way, you should have told us if you were going to come here.
Hughes: But I want to see Mustang's surprised face!
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Ed: Dr. Marco... Dr. Marco... Damn it, all records of him have been erased! The only way now is beat up the
Colonel and make him spill the information.
Hughes: *enters the room*
Al: Beat up...? Brother, please...
*meow*
Ed: You still have that...?
Al: Well, um, the rain hasn't stopped, so...
Hughes: Hey. I forgot to tell you something important back there.
Ed: *glares sharply at Hughes* What is it?
Hughes: *jumps back and clears throat* So... This year's assessment will take place here, not Central City.
Ed: Assessment?
Al: The assessment to update one's State Alchemist qualification?
Hughes: I'll let you know the rules later on...
Ed: Wait, Major...
Hughes: Lieutenant Colonel!
Ed: I have an assessment method I want to try out.
Hughes: What?
Ed: Right? * looks at Al*
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Riza: I heard that if he wins... ...the Colonel has to take care of a cat.
Fuery: A cat? Then I'll have to give up asking him about this dog.
*Roy enters the room*
Fuery: Yes?
Roy: *takes the dog* A dog. *stares at the dog, smiles* A good dog!
Fuery: Really?
Roy: Of course. It's loyalty is most admirable! It must listen to his master's orders! It will not complain, even if
you treat them harshly. And it does not require a salary! Yes, it's a human slave! They're so nice, I love dogs!
*laughs his head off*
Fuery: * turns blank and jaw drops*
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Hughes: Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Eastern Headquarters! By the way, this is... My daughter,
who turned 3 this year! *all military personnel throw furniture, boots, drinks, steel? o.O at Hughes*
----the things tip over the picture of Elysia, and squishes Hughes...----------
Hughes: (now wrapped in bandages) Moving right along. Today's main event! In the red corner, the Flame
Alchemist... Roy Mustang! *people shout: Get me a promotion like him! Give back my girlfriend!* In the blue
corner, the Full Metal Alchemist... Edward Elric! *people shout: Where is he? He is so small! I can't see him! An
elementary school kid? Do your best bean boy!
Ed: *glares* STOP CALLING ME SMALL!
Al: Calm down, Brother.
Ed: Oh, well... Today is an important day, where I can hit the Colonel's face in front of everyone without any
consequences.
Al: But, Brother, I thought the Colonel helped us out...
Ed: He used me like a slave, threatening that he will reveal my secret.
Al: So, do you have a plan?
Ed: I'LL HIT HIM WITH MY FIST!
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Ed runs into the crowd of military personnel-----
Roy: Now... It's fairly difficult to hit a target when it's so small.
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL!
Roy: Anger the nemy to disturb him. Do not give in the enemy's provocations.
All military personnel around Ed drop their jaws, this includes Ed himself----
Ed: *military personnel flying everywhere* You've got to be kidding!
Roy: Looks like I over did it...
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*laughing hysterically on the floor* Stop, stop, you are killing me!! laugh.gif


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post Oct 28 2005, 09:01 AM
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Ha ha ha!!! The miniskirts quote is the best XD

But this one also made me laugh (if its already posted...shoot me...)

Crosse: You call yourselves alchemists?! You're nothing but a chibi and an armor otaku!

Ed: ...chibi?!

Al: Armor otaku...?

Ed: Small you say! Well someday I'll be ultra-big!

Crosse: Really? Chibi! Chibi! Ultra-hyper-super-chibi!

Ed: Shut up! And why the heck do you dress as a paperboy?!

Crosse: ...none of your business!

*Crosse kicks dirt into Ed's face, runs off, and Ed is left angry. And Al is sobbing...*


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post Oct 28 2005, 10:45 AM
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This was from the book, but I was laughing so hard that the people in the cubicals around me were staring at me >>

Ed: You'll pay, and don't worry, I won't take pitty on you because you're an old geezer.
Russell: Phew, sure is tiring looking down on someone for so long. I guess you wouldn't understand....
In just a few moments, the two had forgotten their objectives. This was personal.


Well, I guess you gotta read the two pages up to those quotes to find the humor in it XD


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